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[[Image:Pray_for_China.jpg|thumb|left|This is what Chris actually does. Also notice the comment from [[Jesus]] below.]]
[[Image:S Republic of China.svg.png|right|150px]]
[[Image:S Republic of China.svg.png|left|150px]]


[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|Chris putting his fingers in China]]


[[Image:Mao.gif|thumb|[[Mao]] is not impressed with Chris's shit.]]
{{quote|I love DYKES! DYKES! CHINA!|CWC<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]</ref>}}


[[Image:China.JPG|thumb|If only it were that easy]]
'''China''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for "vagina".


{{quote|I love DYKES! DYKES! CHINA!|Chris}}
==China==
 
Uncomfortable saying the word "vagina," Christian resorts to the childish tactic of using similar sounding or slightly altered versions of the offending term.
'''China''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for "vagina", invented by Chris because he feels uncomfortable saying the word "vagina" and finds solace in giving it the name of a [[CWCville|communist dictatorship]] (perhaps because Chris will never be allowed in either).  


In his opening post on the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum, he expresses his love for female genitalia, saying that each one is "truly a masterful work of [[God]]'s art that is simply beautiful in their own way.<ref>[[Sonichu_Girls#Introduction|Introduction post, Sonichu Girls]]</ref>" He then justifies his reverence for China by stating that he cares more about the [[women's rights|feelings and opinions of women]] than about their bodies.
In his opening post on the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum, he expresses his love for female genitalia, saying that each one is "truly a masterful work of [[God]]'s art that is simply beautiful in their own way.<ref>[[Sonichu_Girls#Introduction|Introduction post, Sonichu Girls]]</ref>" He then justifies his reverence for China by stating that he cares more about the [[women's rights|feelings and opinions of women]] than about their bodies.


Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina"<ref>[[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)]]</ref> within his lifetime. So far, he has not obtained so much as a milligram or even a micron of it.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]</ref>
Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina"<ref>[[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)]]</ref> within his lifetime. So far, he has not obtained so much as a milligram or even a micron of it.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]</ref>
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==Tom-Tom==
==Tom-Tom==
[[Image:tomtom.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris's duck hungers for one of these. Note the bend in the route.]]
An alternative CWC-ism for vaginas, which appeared first in [[March 2008]] when Chris [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#March_2008|edited ED]] by replacing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] with an image entitled "[[:File:TomTomCloseup.jpg|TomTomCloseup.jpg]]" which featured a closeup of Megan's genitalia from ShecameforCWC. It later appeared in [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009]] in an annotation.
An alternative CWC-ism for vaginas, which appeared first in [[March 2008]] when Chris [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#March_2008|edited ED]] by replacing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] with an image entitled "[[:File:TomTomCloseup.jpg|TomTomCloseup.jpg]]" which featured a closeup of Megan's genitalia from ShecameforCWC. It later appeared in [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009]] in an annotation.


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Another CWC-ism for vaginas, used in Chris's e-mail address "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com" from his [http://www.networksolutions.com/whois-search/sonichuandrosechu.com whois info for sonichuandrosechu.com].
Another CWC-ism for vaginas, used in Chris's e-mail address "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com" from his [http://www.networksolutions.com/whois-search/sonichuandrosechu.com whois info for sonichuandrosechu.com].
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==Sauces==
 
==Gallery of China==
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Image:Pray_for_China.jpg|This is what Chris actually does. Also notice the comment from [[Jesus]] below.
Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|Chris putting his fingers in China
Image:Mao.gif|[[Mao]] is not impressed with Chris's shit.
Image:China.JPG|If only it were that easy.
Image:tomtom.jpg|Tom-Tom. Note the bend in the route.
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==References==
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Revision as of 01:00, 23 July 2011


I love DYKES! DYKES! CHINA!
CWC[1]

China is a CWC-ism for "vagina".

China

Uncomfortable saying the word "vagina," Christian resorts to the childish tactic of using similar sounding or slightly altered versions of the offending term.

In his opening post on the Sonichu Girls forum, he expresses his love for female genitalia, saying that each one is "truly a masterful work of God's art that is simply beautiful in their own way.[2]" He then justifies his reverence for China by stating that he cares more about the feelings and opinions of women than about their bodies.

Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina"[3] within his lifetime. So far, he has not obtained so much as a milligram or even a micron of it.[4]

Tom-Tom

An alternative CWC-ism for vaginas, which appeared first in March 2008 when Chris edited ED by replacing ShecameforCWC.JPG with an image entitled "TomTomCloseup.jpg" which featured a closeup of Megan's genitalia from ShecameforCWC. It later appeared in Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009 in an annotation.

Chris got this name from "Pound My Tom-Tom", a short music video that debuted during the credits of the Adult Swim show "Lucy the Daughter of the Devil."[5] Humorously, the gag in the episode was that this is a particularly bad euphemism for vagina, and one of the characters embarrassed themselves by using it in public.

Vaginatables

Another CWC-ism for vaginas, used in Chris's e-mail address "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com" from his whois info for sonichuandrosechu.com.

Gallery of China

China


References

See also

The CWC-tionary

Relationships: Attraction Location | Boyfriend-free girl | Darling | Dating education | Friend Zone | Gal-pal | Heart Level | Homos | Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor | Love Quest | Noviophobia | SLGBTQ | Sweetheart | Sweetheart from the Ground-Up

Sex: China | Comeuppance | Duck | JULAY | Mass debating | Negligent | Pedofork | Pickle | Recycling | Soul Bonding | Virgin with rage | Virginia is for Virgins | Women's rights

Himself: Biological clock | Butt garments | Captain's Log | Christian Love Day | DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS | Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies | Honest Content | I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD | Monthly tugboat | Muscle bra | Random-access humor | Saga | Scale of Respect | Tomgirl |

Stressors: 4-cent_garbage | GOPony | HEXBox | JERKS | Jerkops | Kick the Autistic | Manajerks | Naïve | Niggos | Pmurt | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens | Slow-in-the-minds | Tobacky

Fantasies: Curse-ye-ha-me-ha | Dimension | Fangs | Godjesus | Iron Curtain | OC | Un-clit

Comics: Anchuent Prophecy | Da Update | Electric Hedgehog Pokemon | Nombie-zazis | Parody | Rosechu | Sonichu | Sub-Episodes | Sweetbolt


See also: Chris and English | List of phrases Chris copied from media