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Threatening [[Julie]] with harm, a vengeful [[Clyde Cash]] [[Mumble 3|demanded]] that [[Chris]] '''come out of the closet''' on [[YouTube]] in exchange for her safety. Ambivalent about how to handle the situation, Chris posts a video in which he filibusters for nearly three minutes and finally declares himself to be a "[[gaybian]]". This [[Mumble 3.5|didn't satisfy Cash]], and so Chris went back and made another video shortly afterward, this time saying the all-important words "I'm [[homos|gay]]". | Threatening [[Julie]] with harm, a vengeful [[Clyde Cash]] [[Mumble 3|demanded]] that [[Chris]] '''come out of the closet''' on [[YouTube]] in exchange for her safety. Ambivalent about how to handle the situation, Chris posts a video in which he filibusters for nearly three minutes and finally declares himself to be a "[[gaybian]]". This [[Mumble 3.5|didn't satisfy Cash]], and so Chris went back and made another video shortly afterward, this time saying the all-important words "I'm [[homos|gay]]". | ||
While the Gaybian Ruse failed, Chris was still able to slip in "subtle" hints that he was less than sincere about his confession. Viewers familiar with Chris's YouTube videos will notice that he is not wearing his [[Medallion]], and he is holding his [[Optimus Prime]] toy throughout both recordings. Conspicuously, a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon Poster]] is also present in the background. Also, Chris outright states that he's being forced to come out | While the Gaybian Ruse failed, Chris was still able to slip in "subtle" hints that he was less than sincere about his confession. Viewers familiar with Chris's YouTube videos will notice that he is not wearing his [[Medallion]], and he is holding his [[Optimus Prime]] toy throughout both recordings. Conspicuously, a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon Poster]] is also present in the background. Also, Chris outright states that he's being forced to come out the closet, which is a surreptitious way of communicating that he is being forced to come out of the closet. Chris would later disavow these videos on [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|the following day]], confirming that the absence of the medallion, the present Optimus Prime, and Sailor Moon posters were indeed clues that he was not, in fact, gay. This would seem to put his agreement with Clyde in abeyance, but Julie has apparently been unharmed ever since. | ||
Notable in both of these videos is how averse Christian is to even ''saying'' the word "gay", even when he isn't using the word to describe himself. Chris told Julie that this was actually the first time in his ''entire life'' that he said "the "G" word."<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref> | Notable in both of these videos is how averse Christian is to even ''saying'' the word "gay", even when he isn't using the word to describe himself. Chris told Julie that this was actually the first time in his ''entire life'' that he said "the "G" word."<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref> | ||
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| | | stardate = 5 [[February 2009]] | ||
| subject = {{Homos|text}} | |||
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| previous = [[CWC Update 31 January 2009]] | | previous = [[CWC Update 31 January 2009]] | ||
| next = [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet#Take 2|Chris Comes Out of the Closet, Take 2]] | | next = [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet#Take 2|Chris Comes Out of the Closet, Take 2]] | ||
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{{quote|I am… a ''gaaaaaaaaay''… bian. A ''male'' lesbian.}} | {{quote|I am… a ''gaaaaaaaaay''… bian. A ''male'' lesbian.}} | ||
===Transcript=== | === Transcript === | ||
’Ello. | ’Ello. | ||
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| name = Chris Chan is GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY | | name = Chris Chan is GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY | ||
| video = {{#ev:youtube|g_bXgFdw5mo}} | | video = {{#ev:youtube|g_bXgFdw5mo}} | ||
| | | maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ReldnahcNNaitsirhc ReldnahcNNaitsirhc] | ||
| | | stardate = 15 [[May 2010]] | ||
}} | }} | ||
==Take 2== | ==Take 2== | ||
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| previous = [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet#Take 1|Chris Comes Out of the Closet, Take 1]] | | previous = [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet#Take 1|Chris Comes Out of the Closet, Take 1]] | ||
| next = [[Chris_Destroys_His_Vibrator#Video|Chris Destroys His Vibrator]] | | next = [[Chris_Destroys_His_Vibrator#Video|Chris Destroys His Vibrator]] | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{quote|So… did I really come out of the closet there?}} | {{quote|So… did I really come out of the closet there?}} | ||
===Transcript=== | === Transcript === | ||
Good evening. | Good evening. | ||
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{{Clyde Saga}} | {{Clyde Saga}} | ||
[[Category: Captain's log entries| 2009-02-05]] | [[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-02-05]] | ||
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, February 2009| 2009-02-05]] | [[Category:Chris-chan videos, February 2009| 2009-02-05]] | ||
[[Category: Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-02-05]] | [[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-02-05]] | ||
[[Category: Julie saga videos| 2009-02-05]] | [[Category:Julie saga videos| 2009-02-05]] | ||
[[Category:Videos about homos| 2009-02-05]] | [[Category:Videos about homos| 2009-02-05]] | ||
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| “ | But when it comes down to it, I would Honestly rather smear my image with crap than have someone I care deeply for get hurt. I prayed to God and Jesus for forgiveness and strength beforehand. | ” |
| Chris to Julie[1] | ||
Threatening Julie with harm, a vengeful Clyde Cash demanded that Chris come out of the closet on YouTube in exchange for her safety. Ambivalent about how to handle the situation, Chris posts a video in which he filibusters for nearly three minutes and finally declares himself to be a "gaybian". This didn't satisfy Cash, and so Chris went back and made another video shortly afterward, this time saying the all-important words "I'm gay".
While the Gaybian Ruse failed, Chris was still able to slip in "subtle" hints that he was less than sincere about his confession. Viewers familiar with Chris's YouTube videos will notice that he is not wearing his Medallion, and he is holding his Optimus Prime toy throughout both recordings. Conspicuously, a Sailor Moon Poster is also present in the background. Also, Chris outright states that he's being forced to come out the closet, which is a surreptitious way of communicating that he is being forced to come out of the closet. Chris would later disavow these videos on the following day, confirming that the absence of the medallion, the present Optimus Prime, and Sailor Moon posters were indeed clues that he was not, in fact, gay. This would seem to put his agreement with Clyde in abeyance, but Julie has apparently been unharmed ever since.
Notable in both of these videos is how averse Christian is to even saying the word "gay", even when he isn't using the word to describe himself. Chris told Julie that this was actually the first time in his entire life that he said "the "G" word."[2]
Description
| "Fine, I'm Gay."
No, I am NOT; I was Forced to make this video by Clyde, or he would have hurt or killed a close, trusted Girl-Friend of mine. At least one person in an e-mail he sent to me noticed my non-verbal clues, and I copy/paste, "In your "coming out" video today, you didn't wear your Sonichu medaillon. Also, you had Optimus Prime on your lap. Could it be -- have the Troll2 forced you to make a YouTube video in which you claim to be gay? We all know it isn't the TRUE ORIGINAL Chris-chan if he doesn't wear his medaillon or High-School Ring. Also, Transformers are toys for boys, so I guess that's a subtle way of telling us you haven't forgotten your gender. Am I reading the signs right? You aren't gay, you were forced to make this video?" Correct to a Capital "T", but I am the TRUE Christian Weston Chandler. I took off my medal in the video, because forcibly smearing MY name was bad enough. |
Take 1
| Chris Comes Out of the Closet, Take 1 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 5 February 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Homos
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| Saga |  Julie  Clyde Cash
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| Shirt |  Maroon
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous CWC Update 31 January 2009 |
next Chris Comes Out of the Closet, Take 2 |
| “ | I am… a gaaaaaaaaay… bian. A male lesbian. | ” |
Transcript
’Ello.
Y’know, the word… "gaaay"… tends to be thrown around a lot. Especially when, uh, one's words… is, uh, heavily… understood one way… or understood another way. It can mean so much. But when it comes to—uh, in the end… it can make a lot of difference.
I, uh, personally… respect… the, uh… gay population. And, uh… I applaurd them because… they come out the closets with their own emotions and feelings and whatnot. And sometimes, even us… brave heroes… need to come out the closet, as well. I have come out of my… emotional… prohibited shell… that has prohib—has prohibited me from, uh… expressing my emotions… in an understood, wise choice of words. But… I have learned… to come out… [inhales sharply] and express them in a good term, as well.
But—and especially when… it can come from the h—especially when the emotions come from the heart, and the body language, it just depends on, uh, how it is understood from that point or another.
But, uh, I'll cut to a chase. I respect my fellow man… and, uh… I w—and I… have some feelings for the man, as well. But, uh… yeah, in a nutshell… I have to come out of the closet. And so, one closet… (God, please help me)… that I fe—that I am forced—forced to come out of…
Uh… simply put—and I am willing to say this… in sound mind and body: I… am a gaybian.
Yep. You heard me. I am… a gaaaaaaaaay… bian.
A male lesbian.
Thank you.
Fan videos
| Chris Chan is GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY | |
| Stardate | 15 May 2010 |
| Made By | ReldnahcNNaitsirhc |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
Take 2
| Chris Comes Out of the Closet, Take 2 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 5 February 2009 |
| Subject Matter | Homos
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| Saga | Julie Clyde Cash
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| Shirt | Maroon
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Chris Comes Out of the Closet, Take 1 |
next Chris Destroys His Vibrator |
| “ | So… did I really come out of the closet there? | ” |
Transcript
Good evening.
You know, the, uh… word… "gay" and terms like… "coming out of the closet"… [inhales sharply] ughh… get th-thrown around a lot.
[pauses for several seconds, groans quietly, and shakes his head in disgust]
Anyway—uh… and als—and also, uh… some of us have to be—feel like we're being forced… to supposedly come out of the closet. And also, uh, some of—some of—so, sometimes, the, uh… actual words… like, uh, I myself—actual words that I have… used… become misinterpreted.
And, uh, it can be… very infuriating… when, uh… people misinterpret, uh… th-things into slanderous, uh, misunderstandings.
[inhales sharply] Mmm…
But yeah, I’ll, uh, get to a point here. I’ll get to the point.
[inhales sharply and groans] I have—so, like, I'm being forced to, uh… come out of… a closet, even though I already came out of one closet… emotionally, where I have learned… to, uh, put my emotions into a good… sound assortment of words… and, uh, ho—and honest input. And it—s—and s—and even though it really… pains me a lot… to… [long pause]
To say th—such th—to say some things…
Anyway, the—uh… anyway, so… to get to the point…
Fine. I'm guhhh—I'm gaaay. I'm gay.
Pfff. I said it.
I said it. So, there.
I said it.
Yep. I'm gaaay.
[sigh] Okay. Yep. So… did I really come out of the closet there?
That just depends on y'all—how y'all understand it!
Peace.
See also
References
| ⇐ CWC Update 31 January 2009 | Chris's videos | Chris Destroys His Vibrator ⇒ |