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''[Jumps into view, face covered in brown paint and wearing a white t-shirt with "I GOT WHAT I DESERVE" on it]'' | ''[Jumps into view, face covered in brown paint and wearing a white t-shirt with "I GOT WHAT I DESERVE" on it]'' | ||
''[Strange, relatively low-pitched voice]'' Heeeeey, folks! It's me, Clyde Cash. I am the ruler of the [[internet]] and the internet trolls. I am an [[Chris and hypocrisy|adulterous foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot]] ''[voice begins to break]'' who spends his time wallowing and trolling [[Chris and his Ego|the one]] [[Liquid Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]], and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet! ''[Raises arms angrily]'' I am a phenomenon! And you know what, I am a [[Speech impediment|spawn of spatan]] so I got what I deserve! Nothing! Nothing very good, nothing good, nothing decent, I have no... sense of pride for myself, because I got everything handed to me on a [[Monthly tugboat|silver platter]], I [[Chris and sex#Rape|raped]] his [[PandaHalo|Australian girlfriend]]! And then married her! And now I have a [[Jackie Chat 7|one-cent | ''[Strange, relatively low-pitched voice]'' Heeeeey, folks! It's me, Clyde Cash. I am the ruler of the [[internet]] and the internet trolls. I am an [[Chris and hypocrisy|adulterous foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot]] ''[voice begins to break]'' who spends his time wallowing and trolling [[Chris and his Ego|the one]] [[Liquid Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]], and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet! ''[Raises arms angrily]'' I am a phenomenon! And you know what, I am a [[Speech impediment|spawn of spatan]] so I got what I deserve! Nothing! Nothing very good, nothing good, nothing decent, I have no... sense of pride for myself, because I got everything handed to me on a [[Monthly tugboat|silver platter]], I [[Chris and sex#Rape|raped]] his [[PandaHalo|Australian girlfriend]]! And then married her! And now I have a [[Jackie Chat 7|one-cent daaaauuuughteeeer]]. I am AN IDIOT! | ||
''[Voice changes suddenly, gets harsher]'' Rule over me, watch over me! Seriously, take me down! I want you to kill me, Clyde Cash! [[Chris and death|Kill me now! Kill me now,]] [[Chris and religion|I don't want to live this life of being a spawn of Satan anymore!]] [[Autism|Aaaaah!]] | ''[Voice changes suddenly, gets harsher]'' Rule over me, watch over me! Seriously, take me down! I want you to kill me, Clyde Cash! [[Chris and death|Kill me now! Kill me now,]] [[Chris and religion|I don't want to live this life of being a spawn of Satan anymore!]] [[Autism|Aaaaah!]] | ||
Revision as of 02:33, 18 September 2020
100 2267 is one of three videos Chris uploaded on 7 October 2010. In this video, Chris attempts to insult Clyde Cash by doing an overblown impression of him. He dresses up in orangeface (in a method reminiscent of a certain political figure), and tries to copy Clyde's characteristic hairstyle by slicking his hair back. The theme suddenly changes when "Clyde" starts rambling about how he deserves to die.
Video
| 100 2267 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 7 October 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Trolls,  Rumors
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| Performance Style |  Comedy,  Rage,  Smug,  Crazy
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| Saga |  Clyde Cash
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| Shirt |  Pity Shirt
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous 100 2266 |
next 100 2269 |
| “ | Kill me now, I don't want to live this life of being a spawn of Satan anymore! Aaaaah! | ” |
Transcript
[Off camera]-eep.
[Jumps into view, face covered in brown paint and wearing a white t-shirt with "I GOT WHAT I DESERVE" on it]
[Strange, relatively low-pitched voice] Heeeeey, folks! It's me, Clyde Cash. I am the ruler of the internet and the internet trolls. I am an adulterous foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot [voice begins to break] who spends his time wallowing and trolling the one Christian Weston Chandler, and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet! [Raises arms angrily] I am a phenomenon! And you know what, I am a spawn of spatan so I got what I deserve! Nothing! Nothing very good, nothing good, nothing decent, I have no... sense of pride for myself, because I got everything handed to me on a silver platter, I raped his Australian girlfriend! And then married her! And now I have a one-cent daaaauuuughteeeer. I am AN IDIOT!
[Voice changes suddenly, gets harsher] Rule over me, watch over me! Seriously, take me down! I want you to kill me, Clyde Cash! Kill me now! Kill me now, I don't want to live this life of being a spawn of Satan anymore! Aaaaah!
See also
- Chris as Alec Benson Leary and Liquid
- Don't Mess With Me, a previous video where Chris acts as Clyde Cash
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Ash Ketchum • Groucho Marx • IBA Chandler • PaRappa the Rapper • Cherokian (I) • Juggalo (I) • Scot • Mr. Popo • Hamburglar • Grimace • Clyde Cash • Paul McCartney • Alec Benson Leary and Liquid Chris • Cherokian (II) • Chris-Chan Sonichu • Fred Flintstone and Homer Simpson • Cleveland Brown • Harry Potter • "Gangsta" • Gilligan • Divine as Babs • Juggalo (II) |