Don't Mess With Me
Don't Mess With Me (video name: Don't Mess With Me.MP4) is another video Chris made for trolls on 10 March 2010. Heightening the rhetoric against those who go against him from his previous video that day, he begins playacting what he thinks would happen if he actually met a troll.
Chris goes beyond tearing up a paper sign or beating his hammy fists against a cardboard box to indicate his anger towards a person and actually plays out a scene in which he pulls out a pocket knife and simulates the murder of an imaginary Clyde Cash, who probably had nothing to do with the loss of his latest sweetheart anyway. It's also worth noticing that Chris still seems to believe the ridiculous cover story about PandaHalo being real and getting raped by Clyde. When Chris pulls out his knife, it takes him about a total of nine seconds to get it out. It doesn't take a knife expert to equip it in less than three seconds, showing that even if he tried to use the knife in a fight, he would have been beaten to the ground before getting a chance to take it out, let alone use it. Of note is the point in which Chris uses "bigoted" as an insult when impersonating Clyde, implying he doesn't understand its descriptive nature.
Like in the previous video, his medallion and ring are curiously absent.
Video
| Don't Mess With Me.MP4 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 10 March 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Violence
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| Performance Style |  Crazy,  Rage
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| Saga |  Clyde Cash
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| Shirt |  The Joker
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous A message to the Trolls |
next Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! |
| “ | This is for Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, you bastard. | ” |
Transcript
You think I'm weak? You think I'm not tough? [Holds up fist] This is what happens when I am intercept- this is what will happen when I am intercepted by a troll.
[Stands to the right, imitating Fred Mertz] Why, hello Christian.
[Returns to center, finger to his forehead] Uh, hello...
[To the right, crosses arms] What's the matter? You don't know me?
[Center, acts confused] No, should I...?
[To the right, brandishes the Claw] It's me, Clyde CASH.
[Center] Oh. [Crosses arms] What the Hell do you want, you son of a bitch?
[Right] OH, I just came by to tell you how much of a son of a bitch, lazy ass, bigoted, fort treacherous rat you are.
[Center. Looks angry] Hmmmmm...
[Right] Oh, and how about that time I raped your sweet Australian panda bear?
[Center] YOU SON OF A BITCH!
[Chris jumps at "Clyde Cash", starts punching the air in a girly manner. Punches himself twice, gets strangled, knees him, starts grappling with him. There's a jump cut as he continues to grapple. He punches, then starts stomping the ground. He is already visibly sweating.]
[Reaches down and pulls up "Clyde"] Come on. Get up, you son of a bitch!
[Puts "Clyde" in an invisible choke hold and takes an unreasonably long time to pull out a knife.]
This... This is for Sarah Cassandra McKenzie you bastard.
[Makes motions of slitting "Clyde's" throat] SHHHHHHH!
[Holds throat and struggles] Ughhh! Waaaagg! Ehhhh! [Collapses, then stands back up, hands on hips. He picks up his knife and holds it up.]
Watch your back, trolls.
Fan videos
| CWC Fighter ALPHA 2 | |
| Stardate | 14 March 2010 |
| Made By | DrButler |
| Video Type | VG Remix |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
See also
| ⇐ A message to the Trolls | Chris's videos | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! ⇒ |