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Ironically, Probably one of Chris's favorite places as well.
Watch your back pocket, Chris!
Chris hates niggos.

Niggos is one of Chris's many minced oaths, this one meant to refer to black people.

His first known use of the term was in the 03 March 2009 chat where BlueSpike coerced him into saying "Billy Mays is the new mayor of CWCville, and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers." Chris repeated the line as ordered, but (being retarded as usual) ignored his instructions and attempted to outsmart BlueSpike by saying "niggos" instead of the dreaded N-word. It is unknown if he had ever used this CWC-ism before.

Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a sweetheart includes whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.[1][2] Given that his father Bob Chandler grew up in the southern United States before the civil rights movement, it is very easy to assume that Bob harbors racist beliefs and has passed at least some of them on to Chris. It is possible Bob also disliked that Chris's high school basketball team had only one white guy and the two waterboys were both white. This line of reasoning was cemented in 2008 when Chris began referring to his father saying that, if elected president, Barack Obama would "paint the White House black."

Chris does not want to be considered a racist. He claims to respect African-Americans as equals, but at best he merely tolerates their existence so long as they stay away from him.

Conflicts at The GAMe PLACe

There were some 12-15 year old black kids who frequented The GAMe PLACe. Chris picked on them and acted like they wanted to steal from him.[3]

Also, Chris once argued with a huge black guy named TJ. Obviously, Chris was in the wrong. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered, "I mean your face down monster..."[4]

Niggos in the Comic

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