Power

“	I am strong. I can lift my office chair in my room over my head, even with a moderately heavy object in the seat. The chair alone is Heavy.	„
—Chris to Vanessa

Power is a file, published by The Miscreants, in which Chris performs various dubious feats of strength. Chris gave these files to Joshua Martinez to give to Vanessa Hudgens to meet her request for a "test of strength" as part of her audition process. The .zip includes three videos, an audio file and a "special thanks" document. It was published along with CWCFlyingElephants on 27 April 2009.

Videos

StrongCWC1

Power
Stardate	27 April 2009
Subject Matter	Power Power
Performance Style	Comedy Comedy
Other	Leaked Leaked
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Transcript

BY THE POWER OF NUMBSKULL!

[Chris stands in the middle of his bedroom, with no shirt on and the Gitar of Fail in his right arm. He proceeds to hold it above his head dramatically before thrusting it forward, causing his man-breasts to jiggle noticeably.]

I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRUUUAARGH! FEEL MY WRATH!

[Chris then lowers the Gitar and performs a retarded "guitar solo" on it, namely by wiggling the whammy bar and screeching.]

StrongCWC2

Power
Stardate	27 April 2009
Subject Matter	Power Power
Performance Style	Comedy Comedy
Other	Leaked Leaked
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous I Got A Fish	next CWCFlyingElephants

Transcript

[Chris stands in the same spot as before, albeit now with a swivel chair in front of him. He flexes his jelly-like arms]

(Spoken in voiceover) We will now be watching the strong man, lifting a very heavy office chair. Note: the chair weighs a grand number of pounds.

[crouches and lifts up the chair, albeit with considerable effort]

Ahhhhh! Ta-da! FEEL MY WRATH!

[gently puts the chair back down]

StrongCWCPower

Power
Stardate	27 April 2009
Subject Matter	Power Power
Performance Style	Comedy Comedy
Other	Leaked Leaked
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous I Got A Fish	next CWCFlyingElephants

Transcript

[Much like before, Chris stands in front of the chair, again flexing in an attempt to look tough. However, there is now a plastic basket filled with what appears to be books placed on the chair as well]

(Spoken in voiceover) Now we will be seeing the strong man lifting the same chair, but with...a very heavy basket full of junk in the chair.

[bends down to pick up the chair, giving us a view of his underwear and ass crack in the process. He struggles to lift the chair, and two of the books tumble out of the basket]

HHHNGG I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!!

[puts the chair back down very quickly]

Fan videos

Chris-Chan's Power Series Reversed
Stardate	08 December 2017
Made By	Craig Smith
Other Info	The Strong Man, reversed
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

See also

• CWCFlyingElephants
• I AM STRONG
• I'LL SEND EVERYTHING IN MY POWER!
• Prower
• Get Out, You D*** Nazis!

External links

⇐ I Got A Fish

Chris's videos

CWCFlyingElephants ⇒