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{{Quote|Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last?<br>Have you left no sense of decency?|Army Special Counsel Joseph Nye Welch, talking about the Manchild}}
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[[File:911.jpg|thumb|200px|Terrorism]]
[[File:911.jpg|thumb|200px|CWC did WTC!]]


'''Twin Falling Towers''' is a video uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]]. In this video, Chris proves once and for all he's an insensitive bastard by mocking ''the 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Center'' in his plan to blackmail [[Clyde]]. [[April 16 Fetish Vids|Sick]], [[CWCFlyingElephants|bizarre]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|tasteless]] and completely [[For Julie's Eyes Only|unexpected]] - in other words, classic Chris-chan.
'''Twin Falling Towers''' is a video uploaded by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] on 1 [[November 2009]]. An unusually tasteless video, Chris attempts to threaten [[Clyde Cash]] by sticking an embarrassing picture of him and [[Jack Thaddeus]] in place of the Twin Towers and making childish explosion noises.


This incident proves to us not only that Clyde Cash remains unfazed by Chris's previous intimidation attempts, but also that Chris himself is a morally bankrupt lunatic who would go so far as to mock a national tragedy in order to advance a personal vendetta, and it has been speculated that this video might even lead to him becoming the star player in a real-life game of [[Kick the Autistic]], featuring an all-star opposition drawn from the ranks of the [[wikipedia:United States Marine Corps|"Semper Fi" Brotherhood]]. Many believed that Chris must have been motivated by a [[Troll|trusted friend]] into creating such a video for the express purpose of causing Chris to embarrass himself for our amusement, but there has been no evidence to support this theory. Chris just managed to do something so horrible that it was difficult to believe, even for him.
Years later, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] mentioned that this video had been one of many scripted by [[trolls]]:


This isn't the last time Chris made fun of a tragedy in which other people have died just to handle a dispute with somebody. Almost a year later, he would upload [[Lars'_Ship_has_Sunk.MOV|a video]] where he makes fun of the sinking of the [[wikipedia:RMS Titanic|RMS Titanic]] and all the people who died on board. Nice, Chris. Nice.
{{quoteboxgreen|Most non-rant videos, like [[cakefarts]].
 
The rant videos were more freeform, though they often had a framework or were in response to a specific request. ie "talk about topics X, Y and Z, and be sure to mention that you think he's weak! call him weak, like some sort of big disaster, like a bridge collapsing. ooh, or compare him to 9/11! that'll embarrass him!"|The Man in the Pickle Suit answering a fan asking which videos were scripted.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/idea-guy-joshua-wise-manipulating-the-intellecutally-disabled-for-fun-megathread.37132/post-2831215</ref>}}
 
Following outrage to the video – both feigned anger from the trolls who suggested it in the first place, and genuine disgust from horrified onlookers – [[Chris and remorse|Chris uploaded]] [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|an apology video]] for his inelegant joke. Unfortunately, the alternate joke that Chris proposed just dug him deeper.


==Video==
==Video==
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===Transcript===
{{quote|Your fame and fortune shall fall just like these twin towers!}}
[[File:IBAdidWTC.png|thumb|Artist's depiction]]
 
[''Close up on an image of the World Trade Center before its destruction. Fragments of the photo of "Clyde", that Chris has been using this whole time, are visible through the silhouette of the towers. Laid over the image is a pointing cursor -- we are looking at a picture displayed on a computer screen.'']


Well now, [[Clyde Cash|Mister Clyde]]...your toime and rutches...your fame and fortune shall fall just like these twin towers! They go crumbling down, with an airplane!
=== Transcript ===
[[File:PROOFHEISATERRORIST!.jpg|thumb|200px|[[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki#11 July, 19:43 – 12 July, 08:05| He's as wild as a serial raper!]]]]


[''Chris moves the cursor towards the "towers."'']
[''Close-up on an image of the World Trade Center before its destruction. Fragments of the photo of "Clyde", that Chris has been using this whole time, are visible through the silhouette of the towers. Laid over the image is a pointing cursor; we are looking at a picture displayed on a computer screen.'']


Nyerrrrrrr! Pffff!
Well now, Mr. Clyde...your same and rutches--your fame and [[4-cent garbage|four-chunn]] shall fall just like these Twin Towers! They go crumbling down, with an airplane!  


[''Chris wiggles the cursor around the "towers" to give the impression that they have exploded. He then does a horrible imitation of Strong Bad from Homestar Runner.'']
[''Chris moves the cursor towards the "towers."''] Nyerrrrrrr! Pffff! [''Chris wiggles the cursor around the "towers" to give the impression that they have exploded. He then does a horrible imitation of Strong Bad.''] You are weeeeeeeak! [[I AM STRONG|I'm the strong wunnnnnn]]! You are going down, Mr. Clyde Cash! Gnrrrrrr!


You are weeeeeeeak! [[I AM STRONG|I'm the strong wunnnnnn]]! You are going down Mister Clyde Cash! Gnrrrrrr!
{{Clear}}


==Liquid Chris responds==
==Liquid Chris responds==
[[Liquid Chris|Our Hero]] spotted the video not long after it was posted and offered a brief response reflecting the feelings of many observers, before writing another comment as a threat to Chris.


[[Liquid Chris|Our Hero]] spotted the video not long after it was posted and offered a brief response reflecting the feelings of many observers.
{{Quoteboxbrown|HOW could You MOCK the ALMOST THREE THOUSAND PEOPLE who DIED in the Nine-Eleven Plane Attacks!? I WILL SHOW THIS TO KACEY, AND SHE WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND I WILL HELP.
 
{{Quote|HOW could You MOCK the ALMOST THREE THOUSAND PEOPLE who DIED in the Nine-Eleven Plane Attacks!? I WILL SHOW THIS TO KACEY, AND SHE WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND I WILL HELP.


Please Die,
Please Die,
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CWC|YouTube comment from Liquid Chris}}
CWC|YouTube comment from Liquid Chris}}


He made another comment a few minutes later.
{{Quoteboxbrown|And Another Thing, KACEY is from a MILITARY FAMILY. Now you are Doomed.
 
{{Quote|And Another Thing, KACEY is from a MILITARY FAMILY. Now you are Doomed.


CWC|Liquid Chris, on how [[IBA]] further ruined any chances of getting to [[Kacey]]'s [[china]]}}
CWC|Liquid Chris, on how [[Ian]] further ruined any chances of getting to [[Kacey]]'s [[china]]}}


Unfortunately, no Marines have been spotted waiting outside of [[14 Branchland Court]].  Yet.
No Marines have ever been spotted waiting outside of [[14 Branchland Court]].


==See also==
==See also==
*[[Apology for 9/11 Joke]]
*[[Apology for 9/11 Joke]]
*[[Chris's Response to the Terrorism Attacks in Paris]]
*[[Operation BARBarossa]]
*[[Chris and death]]
*[[Chris and death]]
*[[Random-access humor]]
*[[Random-access humor]]
*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]] - In which Chris does the ''exact same thing'', this time using the [[wikipedia:Titanic|Titanic]] disaster.


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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, November 2009| 2009-11-01]]
[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-11-01]]
[[Category:Gay Spider-Man videos| 2009-11-01]]
[[Category:Kodak camera videos|2009-11-01]]

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Manipulation Disclosure: The views Chris expresses may or may not be his own. Many of Chris's videos were orchestrated behind the scenes by trolls putting ideas in his head or goading him to act out; the majority of these interactions was never released to the public.


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CWC did WTC!

Twin Falling Towers is a video uploaded by Chris on 1 November 2009. An unusually tasteless video, Chris attempts to threaten Clyde Cash by sticking an embarrassing picture of him and Jack Thaddeus in place of the Twin Towers and making childish explosion noises.

Years later, the Man in the Pickle Suit mentioned that this video had been one of many scripted by trolls:

Most non-rant videos, like cakefarts.

The rant videos were more freeform, though they often had a framework or were in response to a specific request. ie "talk about topics X, Y and Z, and be sure to mention that you think he's weak! call him weak, like some sort of big disaster, like a bridge collapsing. ooh, or compare him to 9/11! that'll embarrass him!"

Following outrage to the video – both feigned anger from the trolls who suggested it in the first place, and genuine disgust from horrified onlookers – Chris uploaded an apology video for his inelegant joke. Unfortunately, the alternate joke that Chris proposed just dug him deeper.

Video

This video was put in the Comedy category. Good job, Chris.


Twin Falling Towers
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 1 November 2009
Subject Matter TrollsTrolls Trolls, ViolenceViolence Violence
Performance Style ComedyComedy "Comedy", SmugSmug Smug, CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga ClydeClyde Clyde Cash
Other AudioAudio Audio
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
I AM STRONG
next
It will never end


Your fame and fortune shall fall just like these twin towers!

Transcript

[Close-up on an image of the World Trade Center before its destruction. Fragments of the photo of "Clyde", that Chris has been using this whole time, are visible through the silhouette of the towers. Laid over the image is a pointing cursor; we are looking at a picture displayed on a computer screen.]

Well now, Mr. Clyde...your same and rutches--your fame and four-chunn shall fall just like these Twin Towers! They go crumbling down, with an airplane!

[Chris moves the cursor towards the "towers."] Nyerrrrrrr! Pffff! [Chris wiggles the cursor around the "towers" to give the impression that they have exploded. He then does a horrible imitation of Strong Bad.] You are weeeeeeeak! I'm the strong wunnnnnn! You are going down, Mr. Clyde Cash! Gnrrrrrr!

Liquid Chris responds

Our Hero spotted the video not long after it was posted and offered a brief response reflecting the feelings of many observers, before writing another comment as a threat to Chris.

HOW could You MOCK the ALMOST THREE THOUSAND PEOPLE who DIED in the Nine-Eleven Plane Attacks!? I WILL SHOW THIS TO KACEY, AND SHE WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND I WILL HELP.

Please Die,

CWC

And Another Thing, KACEY is from a MILITARY FAMILY. Now you are Doomed.

CWC

No Marines have ever been spotted waiting outside of 14 Branchland Court.

See also

References

I AM STRONG Chris's videos It Will Never End
Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde

Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

Lady Managers: Doxing Jeff/Francine | Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. | Update 1/17/2016 | Jeff is Beyond Denounced.

Idea Guys: Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World! | Cherokean Chant | Smashing | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | Tour of Chris's House III | Chris apologizes to Gwen | Chris slaps himself | Dick Licker; that is I. | One-Hundred! | Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture‎ | All Star | Chris lost Crystal | I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms


Clyde vs. Chris

Clyde's Introduction: Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009 | Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | Clyde Cash the kid video | Secret Weapon | YouTube Finale | Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009

Panda: Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 |

Julie: Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009

Ivy: Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 | ACWCAudition

Chris vs. Clyde: Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris Loses It | 10242009 | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | To Clyde and Jack

Jackie: DrainedCreativity


Performances: (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise | A CWC Audition | Don't Mess With Me | DivineTrial