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[[File:Studalert.png|thumb|Chris struggles even to hold on to the bar.]]
[[File:Studalert.png|thumb|Chris (Farley) struggles even to hold on to the bar.]]


'''100 2278''' is a video [[Chris]] created on 12 [[October 2010]], at the behest of his sweetheart [[Jackie]]. (For background, see [[Jackie Chat 7]] and [[Jackie E-mails 18]].) It leaked to the public the next month, on 6 [[November 2010]]. Chris attempts to do pull-ups, but shortly after beginning, gives up and admits defeat due to his [[obesity|weight]]. This event marks a historic day in CWC history as it is the first time we have witnessed Chris acknowledge that he is not, in fact, superhuman. He also appears as more of a [[Pedofork]] than ever before, grunting and groaning on a kids' Jungle Gym. [[Fail|In public]].
'''100 2278''' is a video [[Chris]] created on 12 [[October 2010]], at the behest of his [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 18]]</ref> It leaked to the public the next month, on 6 [[November 2010]]. Chris attempts to do pull-ups, but shortly after beginning, gives up and admits defeat due to his [[obesity|weight]]. This event marks a historic day in Christory as it is the first, and one of the very few, times we have witnessed him acknowledge that he is not, in fact, [[health|superhuman]].


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| name          = 100_2278
| name          = 100_2278
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|XWTsHUjAwl8}}
| ytid          = XWTsHUjAwl8
| stardate      = 6 [[November 2010]]
| stardate      = 6 [[November 2010]]
| subject        = {{Power|text}}
| subject        = {{Power|text}}
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===Transcript===
{{quote|Well, can't do it.}}
 
=== Transcript ===
[''We see Chris's hands and knees on top of a jungle gym. He crawls backwards to grab hold of a horizontal bar.'']
[''We see Chris's hands and knees on top of a jungle gym. He crawls backwards to grab hold of a horizontal bar.'']


[''Chris hangs from the bar, not far off the ground, for a few seconds. Quickly, the exertion causes him to lose his grip and drop to the ground.'']
[''Chris hangs from the bar, not far off the ground, for about five seconds. Quickly, the exertion causes him to lose his grip and drop to the ground.'']


[''Chris grunts and jumps up to grab the bar again.'']
[''Chris grunts and jumps up to grab the bar again.'']
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Accompanying the leaked video were a selection of images, presumed to be ones Chris took for [[Jackie]].
Accompanying the leaked video were a selection of images, presumed to be ones Chris took for [[Jackie]].


<center><gallery>
{{Collapsible|Gallery|<gallery>
File:100_2242.JPG|The corner of Chris's room, with famous artifacts such as [[The Wall of Originals]], the [[Sailor Moon]] poster of Straightening, the [[Gitar of Fail]], and the [[fanbase|fan]] favorite, the [[The Simpsons#Marge poster|Marge poster]].
File:100_2242.JPG|The corner of Chris's room, with famous artifacts such as [[The Wall of Originals]], the [[Sailor Moon]] poster of Straightening, the [[Gitar of Fail]], and the [[fanbase|fan]] favorite, the [[The Simpsons#Marge poster|Marge poster]].
File:100_2243.JPG|The other corner has bunch of consoles. Clearly arranged in order of importance, otherwise he wouldn't put the [[wikipedia:Commodore 1541|Commodore 1541]] disk drive on open and hide the [[Nintendo|Wii]] among the junk.
File:100_2243.JPG|The other corner has a whole slew of consoles and other devices, including Chris's [[PlayStation 3]]. Clearly arranged in order of importance, otherwise he wouldn't put the Commodore 1541 disk drive on open and hide the [[Nintendo|Wii]] among the junk.
File:100_2244.JPG|The [[McIntire Park]] sign.
File:100_2244.JPG|The [[McIntire Park]] sign.
File:100_2245.JPG|The table with Lego's, also carrying ''Transformers'' and ''Sonic'' toys. Also a boatload of video tapes, CD's, magazines, yet another Gitar, and ironically a box or book cover whose only visible words are "the hidden".
File:100_2245.JPG|The table with Lego blocks, also carrying ''Transformers'' and ''Sonic'' toys. Also a boatload of video tapes, CDs, magazines, yet another Gitar, and ironically a box or book cover whose only visible words are "the hidden".
File:100_2246.JPG|A view of the window and the chair, with too much junk to count.
File:100_2246.JPG|A view of the window and the chair, with too much junk to count.
File:100_2247.JPG|DVD shelves, a bunch of folders undoubtedly containing much the original hand-artery drawings of ''Sonichu'' comics, [[My Little Pony|My Little Ponies]], and in case you forgot this was Chris's room, two more Gitars of Fail.
File:100_2247.JPG|The remnants of the [[Megan Shrine]], now almost completely dismantled and used as shelves for DVDs, a bunch of folders undoubtedly containing much the original hand-artery drawings of ''Sonichu'' comics, [[My Little Pony]] characters, and in case you forgot this was Chris's room, two more Gitars of Fail.
File:100_2248.JPG|Game shelf meets the DVD shelf.
File:100_2248.JPG|Game shelf meets the DVD shelf.
File:100_2249.JPG|The doorway that leads to sweet freedom ([[Tour of Chris's House|which is a lie]]). Giant game shelves. and the mysterious blinking light ball featured in many videos.
File:100_2249.JPG|The doorway that leads to sweet freedom ([[Tour of Chris's House|which is a lie]]), with the [[ShowerClean|bathroom]] visible opposite. Notable artefacts in this area of the room include the blinking light ball seen in several videos, the original drawing of [[Chris_and_race#Hispanics|Espanolic and Vegaton]], various torn posters, and a piece of paper stuck to the door indicating that this is the '[[CWCville|Cwickville Gym]]', using an earlier spelling of CWCville.
File:100_2250.JPG|A bit of the Sulking Couch beside the door and PSP/DS game shelf. Letter box labeled "current and important". Two posters for mass debation, and a badass chain or something.
File:100_2250.JPG|A bit of the Sulking Couch beside the door and PSP/DS game shelf. Letter box labeled "current and important". Two posters for mass debation, the [[Plush Breasts]], [[Lil' Chris]] and a badass chain or something can also be seen.
File:100_2251.JPG|More video tapes and toys beside the Sulking Couch. Noticeable failure at photographing the ''Sonic'' trinket.
File:100_2251.JPG|More video tapes and toys beside the Sulking Couch. Noticeable failure at photographing the ''Sonic'' trinket.
File:100_2252.JPG|Back to the first corner with the Wall of Originals and Marge poster.
File:100_2252.JPG|Back to the first corner with the Wall of Originals and Marge poster.
File:100_2253.JPG|Female martial artists are awesome! ...Except that's not a martial arts move. And that's not a female either. We've been duped!
File:100_2253.JPG|Female martial artists are awesome! ...Except that's not a martial arts move. And that's not a female either. We've been duped!
File:100_2296.JPG|Now with extra [[Plush Breasts of Fail|boobage]].
File:100_2296.JPG|Now with extra [[Plush Breasts|boobage]].
File:100_2299.JPG|'''TITTY MONSTER'''
File:100_2299.JPG|'''TITTY MONSTER'''
File:BeatSketcher20101012.png|Has Chris been improving his art during the dry spell? '''[[Chris and art|SPOILER: NO]]'''
File:BeatSketcher20101012.png|Has Chris been improving his art during the dry spell? '''[[Chris and art|SPOILER: NO]]'''
File:ccsonichu.jpg|Chris's [[Chris-chan Sonichu|fursona]], from ''[[ECV 00002]]''.
File:ccsonichu.jpg|Chris's [[Chris-chan Sonichu|fursona]], from ''[[ECV 00002]]''.
</gallery></center>
</gallery>}}


==Fan videos==
==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Private Chris Chan, U.S.M.C. Maggot
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|F39Q8GS0z8M}}
| Stardate      = 7 November 2010
| Maker          = MiHiVidz
| Subject        =
| Video Type    =
| Other Info    =
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Chan's Dream
| name          = Chan's Dream
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|rwGzjMECCAw}}
| ytid          = rwGzjMECCAw
| Stardate       = 8 November 2010
| stardate       = 8 [[November 2010]]
| Maker         = raoulduke138
| maker         = raoulduke138
| Subject       =  
| subject       = | type          = | info          = }}
| Video Type    =  
| Other Info    =  
}}


== External links ==
== External links ==
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?8ca48v808ae5m0p Download Archive]
* [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1eTu0si4gKZcQOF2_SqClkyMxMDnO4fmI?usp=sharing Download archive]
* [http://goo.gl/AeGkP Mirror]


==Sources==
<references/>
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[ToJackie]]|nextlink=[[100 2357.MOV]]}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[ToJackie]]|nextlink=[[100 2357.MOV]]}}


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{{Power videos}}
{{Power videos}}
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]
 
[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-12]]
 
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, November 2010| 2010-11-06]]
[[Category: Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-12]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-11-06]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, November 2010| 2010-11-06]]
[[Category: Jackie Saga videos| 2010-11-06]]

Latest revision as of 14:08, 6 March 2024

Chris (Farley) struggles even to hold on to the bar.

100 2278 is a video Chris created on 12 October 2010, at the behest of his sweetheart Jackie.[1][2][3] It leaked to the public the next month, on 6 November 2010. Chris attempts to do pull-ups, but shortly after beginning, gives up and admits defeat due to his weight. This event marks a historic day in Christory as it is the first, and one of the very few, times we have witnessed him acknowledge that he is not, in fact, superhuman.

Video

100_2278
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 6 November 2010
Subject Matter PowerPower Power
Performance Style ReasonReason Reason
Saga JackieJackie Jackie
Shirt Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe The Racing Stripe
Other LeakedLeaked Leaked
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
ToJackie
next
100 2357.MOV


Well, can't do it.

Transcript

[We see Chris's hands and knees on top of a jungle gym. He crawls backwards to grab hold of a horizontal bar.]

[Chris hangs from the bar, not far off the ground, for about five seconds. Quickly, the exertion causes him to lose his grip and drop to the ground.]

[Chris grunts and jumps up to grab the bar again.]

Ugh...

[He quickly falls back down, and then looks to the camera.]

Alright, fine, I can't do a pull up. At least I tried.

[Chris springs up and tries to grab the bar again.]

Still tryin'.

[Chris makes grunting and gasping sounds.]

Well, can't do it.

[Chris tries to do a pull-up again with visibly shaking arms, grunts and sighs.]

Uh... Too sensitive to my... [sound of slapping belly] weight.

[Chris walks off camera.]

Images

Accompanying the leaked video were a selection of images, presumed to be ones Chris took for Jackie.

Gallery

Fan videos

Chan's Dream
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 8 November 2010
Made By raoulduke138
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

External links

Sources

ToJackie Chris's videos 100 2357.MOV


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