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[[Image:Tobacco.jpg|thumb|left|A [[niggo]] harvests some tobacky.]] | [[Image:Tobacco.jpg|thumb|left|A [[niggo]] harvests some tobacky.]] | ||
'''Tobacky''', also known as '''tobacco''', is an agricultural product that contains a powerful stimulant and is commonly smoked to deliver a smooth, easy taste, which people like [[Chris]] complain about | '''Tobacky''', also known as '''tobacco''', is an agricultural product that contains a powerful stimulant and is commonly smoked to deliver a smooth, easy taste, which people like [[Chris]] complain about. | ||
[[Christian Weston Chandler]] hates tobacky almost as much as he hates [[homos]]. If he could, he would send every last ounce of tobacky on a rocket to the [[The Moon|''motherfucking moon'']]. | [[Christian Weston Chandler]] hates tobacky almost as much as he hates [[homos]]. If he could, he would send every last ounce of tobacky on a rocket to the [[The Moon|''motherfucking moon'']]. | ||
One of the prerequisites for a [[sweetheart]] that Chris has never veered from is that his TRUE sweetheart be "smoke-free", or rather a non-smoker like himself. Strangely, despite being a ''[[Family Guy]]'' fan, he fails to understand Lois Griffin's sage wisdom: "If she smokes, she [[hanky panky|pokes]]." | One of the prerequisites for a [[sweetheart]] that Chris has never veered from is that his TRUE sweetheart be "smoke-free", or rather a non-smoker like himself. Strangely, despite being a ''[[Family Guy]]'' fan, he fails to understand Lois Griffin's sage wisdom: "If she smokes, she [[hanky panky|pokes]]." | ||
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==Chris on tobacky== | ==Chris on tobacky== | ||
In an [[ED]] edit from 10 November [[2007]] | In an [[ED]] edit from 10 November [[2007]] regarding a comment about [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris said: | ||
{{quote|He [Chris] also talks about how he wants to take every ounce of "tobacky" (said that way, because he felt uncomfortable saying the actual fucking word) and shoot it to the moon.}} | {{quote|He [Chris] also talks about how he wants to take every ounce of "tobacky" (said that way, because he felt uncomfortable saying the actual fucking word) and shoot it to the moon.}} | ||
In his [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|Q&A video]], Chris stated that tobacco and alcohol importation is the most severe crime in [[CWCville]] and warrants "ten years or fifteen hundred dollar fine." In short, importing cigarettes is | In his [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|Q&A video]], Chris stated that tobacco and alcohol importation is the most severe crime in [[CWCville]] and warrants "ten years or fifteen hundred dollar fine." In short, importing cigarettes is worse than rape, theft, murder, or even being a homo in CWCville. | ||
In an [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC chat]] from 02 [[January 2009]], Chris explains why the moon and not the sun: | In an [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC chat]] from 02 [[January 2009]], Chris explains why the moon and not the sun: | ||
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==Chris and Marijuana== | ==Chris and Marijuana== | ||
Chris seems to have an even stronger hatred for Cannabis, despite it being hailed as an [http://www.autismsupportnetwork.com/news/autism-treatment-marijuana-madness-8763721 Autism treatment] | Chris seems to have an even stronger hatred for Cannabis, despite it being hailed as an [http://www.autismsupportnetwork.com/news/autism-treatment-marijuana-madness-8763721 Autism treatment]. This is evidenced by the fact that, in CWCville, cigarette smokers are only given a $1,500 fine, but those who simply possess weed are sentenced to [[Book10Replacement|Maximum Security Prison]], the same place CWCville detains [[Mary Lee Walsh|terrorist leaders]]. | ||
== So, did he stay committed to never smoking the stuff? == | == So, did he stay committed to never smoking the stuff? == | ||
[[Wigwam| | Though he has so far, he has, on at least one occasion, [[Wigwam|pretended to smoke.]] It is currently unknown if this counts as a violation of [Dreams#The acid factory dream|Godbear's warnings.]] | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
Revision as of 19:54, 19 January 2011
Tobacky, also known as tobacco, is an agricultural product that contains a powerful stimulant and is commonly smoked to deliver a smooth, easy taste, which people like Chris complain about.
Christian Weston Chandler hates tobacky almost as much as he hates homos. If he could, he would send every last ounce of tobacky on a rocket to the motherfucking moon.
One of the prerequisites for a sweetheart that Chris has never veered from is that his TRUE sweetheart be "smoke-free", or rather a non-smoker like himself. Strangely, despite being a Family Guy fan, he fails to understand Lois Griffin's sage wisdom: "If she smokes, she pokes."
Chris on tobacky
In an ED edit from 10 November 2007 regarding a comment about Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE, Chris said:
| “ | He [Chris] also talks about how he wants to take every ounce of "tobacky" (said that way, because he felt uncomfortable saying the actual fucking word) and shoot it to the moon. | ” |
In his Q&A video, Chris stated that tobacco and alcohol importation is the most severe crime in CWCville and warrants "ten years or fifteen hundred dollar fine." In short, importing cigarettes is worse than rape, theft, murder, or even being a homo in CWCville.
In an IRC chat from 02 January 2009, Chris explains why the moon and not the sun:
| “ | I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy, possibly shortening the lifespan not only around our world, but the other 8 planets as well. | ” |
| Chris, IRC, 02 Jan 2009, 12:17 | ||
Chris and Marijuana
Chris seems to have an even stronger hatred for Cannabis, despite it being hailed as an Autism treatment. This is evidenced by the fact that, in CWCville, cigarette smokers are only given a $1,500 fine, but those who simply possess weed are sentenced to Maximum Security Prison, the same place CWCville detains terrorist leaders.
So, did he stay committed to never smoking the stuff?
Though he has so far, he has, on at least one occasion, pretended to smoke. It is currently unknown if this counts as a violation of [Dreams#The acid factory dream|Godbear's warnings.]]