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(Chris's dick is probably large, but it's just proof that size isn't everything.)
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Chris has used ExtenZe, a supplement advertised to enlarge penises.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref> Chris proudly claims his penis is 6 inches.<ref>[[Chris_humps_his_PS3]]</ref> However, this highly appears unlikely (even if he measured both segments). If we are to consider the fact that most men over-estimate the size of their cocks: Chris is probably less than average.  
Chris has used ExtenZe, a supplement advertised to enlarge penises.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref> Chris proudly claims his penis is 6 inches.<ref>[[Chris_humps_his_PS3]]</ref> However, this highly appears unlikely (even if he measured both segments). If we are to consider the fact that most men over-estimate the size of their cocks: Chris is probably less than average.  
==References==
*In his final [[SingStar_Challenge#Video_11|SingStar Challenge]] song, "Smell Yo Dick" (as chosen by [[CChanSonichuCWC]]), he attempts to circumvent his own rules about not changing lyrics by saying ''duck'' instead of ''dick.''


==See Also==
==See Also==

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An example of Chris's bent Duck.
QUACK QUACK
Even in the comic, it's bent. (Maybe he traced it.)
ChrisChanSonichu (12:20:19 AM): sorry, it is limp.
Chris, on his duck.
MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!
Chris, I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts

Duck is a CWC-ism for penis. Originally thought to be a misspelling of "dick" (as 'u' is next to 'i' on the qwerty keyboard), Chris confirmed in a 17 February 2009 Mumble chat that it was an intentional euphemism.

Chris's duck is bent. When asked why it is bent, he replied, "it's been that way." Some speculate that Chris has Peyronie's disease, or he did it to himself by mass debating improperly. In any case, sex would be a painful experience for him.

Chris has used ExtenZe, a supplement advertised to enlarge penises.[1] Chris proudly claims his penis is 6 inches.[2] However, this highly appears unlikely (even if he measured both segments). If we are to consider the fact that most men over-estimate the size of their cocks: Chris is probably less than average.

References

  • In his final SingStar Challenge song, "Smell Yo Dick" (as chosen by CChanSonichuCWC), he attempts to circumvent his own rules about not changing lyrics by saying duck instead of dick.

See Also

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