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{{quote|MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR [[china|TOM-TOM]] TO POUND!!!!!|Chris, [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]]}} | {{quote|MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR [[china|TOM-TOM]] TO POUND!!!!!|Chris, [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]]}} | ||
[[Duck]] is a [[CWC-ism]] for penis, usually in the context of [[Chris's]] own penis. Originally thought to be a misspelling of "dick" (as 'u' is next to 'i' on the qwerty keyboard), Chris confirmed in a 17 [[2009#February|February 2009]] [[Mumble]] chat that it was an intentional euphemism. | [[Duck]] is a [[CWC-ism]] for penis, usually in the context of [[Chris's]] own penis. Originally thought to be a misspelling of "dick" (as 'u' is next to 'i' on the qwerty keyboard), Chris confirmed in a 17 [[2009#February|February 2009]] [[Mumble]] chat that it was an intentional euphemism. Where did he get it from and why? Good question. | ||
[[Chris]]' | [[Chris]]' duck is bent. When asked why it is bent, he replied, "it's been that way." Some speculate that Chris has [[Wikipedia:Peyronie's disease|Peyronie's disease]], or he did it to himself by [[mass debating]] improperly. In any case, [[sex]] would be a painful experience for him. | ||
Chris has used ExtenZe, a supplement advertised to enlarge penises.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref> Chris proudly claims his penis is 6 inches.<ref>[[Chris_humps_his_PS3]]</ref> However, this highly appears unlikely (even if he measured both segments). | Chris has used ExtenZe, a supplement advertised to enlarge penises, but he said it didn't work.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref> Chris proudly claims his penis is 6 inches.<ref>[[Chris_humps_his_PS3]]</ref> However, this highly appears unlikely (even if he measured both segments), knowing that Chris is an inherent [[Lies|liar]], he's probably just trying to impress "da ladiez", and is overcompensating (despite the fact that most women don't care about size, as long as it's not a [http://www.wikipedia.org/Micropenis micropenis]). We must consider the fact that many men over-estimate the size of their cocks, and from the looks of it, especially with the bend, Chris is less than average. | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
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| Chris, on his duck. | ||
| “ | MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!! | ” |
| Chris, I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts | ||
Duck is a CWC-ism for penis, usually in the context of Chris's own penis. Originally thought to be a misspelling of "dick" (as 'u' is next to 'i' on the qwerty keyboard), Chris confirmed in a 17 February 2009 Mumble chat that it was an intentional euphemism. Where did he get it from and why? Good question.
Chris' duck is bent. When asked why it is bent, he replied, "it's been that way." Some speculate that Chris has Peyronie's disease, or he did it to himself by mass debating improperly. In any case, sex would be a painful experience for him.
Chris has used ExtenZe, a supplement advertised to enlarge penises, but he said it didn't work.[1] Chris proudly claims his penis is 6 inches.[2] However, this highly appears unlikely (even if he measured both segments), knowing that Chris is an inherent liar, he's probably just trying to impress "da ladiez", and is overcompensating (despite the fact that most women don't care about size, as long as it's not a micropenis). We must consider the fact that many men over-estimate the size of their cocks, and from the looks of it, especially with the bend, Chris is less than average.
References
- One of the annotations from I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts is "MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!"
- In his final SingStar Challenge song, "Smell Yo Dick" (as chosen by CChanSonichuCWC), he attempts to circumvent his own rules about not changing lyrics by saying duck instead of dick.
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