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As you can imagine, when [[Cogsdev]] decided to create the troll message boards, [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|it just had to be christened with this name]]. | As you can imagine, when [[Cogsdev]] decided to create the troll message boards, [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|it just had to be christened with this name]]. | ||
== The Fictional History == | |||
Apparently, [[Mary Lee Walsh]] (retcon'd as Slaweel Ryam) was "Dean of Student Services" at Piedmont Virginia Community College, around June [[2000]]. She was [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD | fired]] for making love potions and selling [[Yawning Squirtle | drugs]] on the side. No, I'm not fucking with [[Gal-pal | you]]. <ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#The_early_days_of_Mary_Lee_Walsh.2C_AKA_Slaweel_Ryam</ref> | |||
{{quote | [..] she provided High-Inducing Concoctions to the Bummed Hobos that hung around the campus during Closed Hours. | [[Chris]], on [[Cwcipedia]]}} | |||
The downtrodden [[MLW]] picked herself up and built the "Prowldent Virginia Community College" ([[Chris]] fucks up the entire series continuity right here), ten miles north of [[CWCville]]. While building, Mary came into contact with [[Count Graduon]], amplifying her powers. Under the guise of a college, she begins to recruit the [[Jerkops]] and engineers the first [[Transformers | Decepti-clones]]<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#The_Decepti-Clones</ref>. Why these badass robots have never been used is a mystery. | |||
For the most part, the rest of the story is well documented in the [[Sonichu (comic) | comic]]. | |||
=== To Recap === | |||
* [[CWC]] is heart-shattered. Much whining comes after. | |||
* Nazi golem rampages through town, controlled by [[MLW]]. Is soon stopped by [[Chris]] and company. | |||
* [[Chris]] [[Chris and anger | breaks into Mary's home, beats her up.]] | |||
* Cock-blocking in the mall. | |||
* Yet more cock-blocking. | |||
* [[MLW]] traps [[Crystal]]. Subplot will never be concluded. | |||
== Errors and Retcons == | |||
In [[Sonichu 4]] it's established [[MLW]] took over [[Manchester High School]], yet in all future media the place in still addressed as the PVCC. | |||
According to the [[Cwcipedia]], <ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#I_DO.21</ref> [[Chris]] fought against the tyrannical PVCC in March [[2004]], in some sort of terrible Go-Bots/Power Rangers/[[Anime]] battle. This defies all of the published comics, in which the only "Power Ranger" -esque character is [[Bagget]], and the Go-Bots have never been seen. | |||
''Seriously, most of the shit on the Cwcipedia has never even been mentioned.'' | |||
== Two Mary's == | |||
Yet another major retcon by Chris, apparently there are two [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s. Ironically, the one that shattered his heart retired in the peace, and was replaced by the malevolent clone, even further bent on torturing [[Chris]]. <ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/TwoMarys</ref> This second Mary would become Slaweel Ryam. ([[Autistic |Clever]] right?) | |||
{{quote | NOTE, the Mary Lee Walsh of the Comic Pages is a Different Person from the one who replaced her at Piedmont Virginia Community College FOR REAL. NO Blood Ties or Relation at all with the First One; and this one had resided in Virginia a LONG Time with her husband and children. She was working at another college before being transferred to PVCC after the OLDER Mary was fired. | [[Chris]], apologizing to the woman he wanted to mach punch}} | |||
{{CWCipedia}} | {{CWCipedia}} | ||
{{CWC-isms}} | {{CWC-isms}} | ||
[[Category: CWC-isms]] | [[Category: CWC-isms]] | ||
Revision as of 22:22, 16 August 2009
Christian Weston Chandler refers to Piedmont Virginia Community College as the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens due to numerous grievances he has with the school. Although it is known that PVCC and its dean Mary Lee Walsh interfered with Chris's Love Quest and the distribution of the Sonichu's News Dash newsletter, it remains unclear which particular incident inspired him to coin the term. Within the context of his Sonichu comics, Christian has characterized the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as the headquarters for for the collective activities of the supervillains of CWCville.
As you can imagine, when Cogsdev decided to create the troll message boards, it just had to be christened with this name.
The Fictional History
Apparently, Mary Lee Walsh (retcon'd as Slaweel Ryam) was "Dean of Student Services" at Piedmont Virginia Community College, around June 2000. She was fired for making love potions and selling drugs on the side. No, I'm not fucking with you. [1]
| “ | [..] she provided High-Inducing Concoctions to the Bummed Hobos that hung around the campus during Closed Hours. | ” |
| Chris, on Cwcipedia | ||
The downtrodden MLW picked herself up and built the "Prowldent Virginia Community College" (Chris fucks up the entire series continuity right here), ten miles north of CWCville. While building, Mary came into contact with Count Graduon, amplifying her powers. Under the guise of a college, she begins to recruit the Jerkops and engineers the first Decepti-clones[2]. Why these badass robots have never been used is a mystery.
For the most part, the rest of the story is well documented in the comic.
To Recap
- CWC is heart-shattered. Much whining comes after.
- Cock-blocking in the mall.
- Yet more cock-blocking.
Errors and Retcons
In Sonichu 4 it's established MLW took over Manchester High School, yet in all future media the place in still addressed as the PVCC.
According to the Cwcipedia, [3] Chris fought against the tyrannical PVCC in March 2004, in some sort of terrible Go-Bots/Power Rangers/Anime battle. This defies all of the published comics, in which the only "Power Ranger" -esque character is Bagget, and the Go-Bots have never been seen.
Seriously, most of the shit on the Cwcipedia has never even been mentioned.
Two Mary's
Yet another major retcon by Chris, apparently there are two Mary Lee Walsh's. Ironically, the one that shattered his heart retired in the peace, and was replaced by the malevolent clone, even further bent on torturing Chris. [4] This second Mary would become Slaweel Ryam. (Clever right?)
| “ | NOTE, the Mary Lee Walsh of the Comic Pages is a Different Person from the one who replaced her at Piedmont Virginia Community College FOR REAL. NO Blood Ties or Relation at all with the First One; and this one had resided in Virginia a LONG Time with her husband and children. She was working at another college before being transferred to PVCC after the OLDER Mary was fired. | ” |
| Chris, apologizing to the woman he wanted to mach punch | ||
- ↑ http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#The_early_days_of_Mary_Lee_Walsh.2C_AKA_Slaweel_Ryam
- ↑ http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#The_Decepti-Clones
- ↑ http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#I_DO.21
- ↑ http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/TwoMarys