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{{quote|MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR [[china|TOM-TOM]] TO POUND!!!!!|Chris, [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]]}} | {{quote|MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR [[china|TOM-TOM]] TO POUND!!!!!|Chris, [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]]}} | ||
[[Duck]] is a [[CWC-ism]] for penis. Originally thought to be a misspelling of "dick" (as 'u' is next to 'i' on the qwerty keyboard), Chris confirmed in a 17 [[2009#February|February 2009]] [[Mumble]] chat that it was an intentional euphemism. | [[Duck]] is a [[CWC-ism]] for penis, usually in the context of [[Chris's]] own penis. Originally thought to be a misspelling of "dick" (as 'u' is next to 'i' on the qwerty keyboard), Chris confirmed in a 17 [[2009#February|February 2009]] [[Mumble]] chat that it was an intentional euphemism. | ||
[[Chris]]'s duck is bent. When asked why it is bent, he replied, "it's been that way." Some speculate that Chris has [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie%27s_disease Peyronie's disease], or he did it to himself by [[mass debating]] improperly. In any case, [[sex]] would be a painful experience for him. | [[Chris]]'s duck is bent. When asked why it is bent, he replied, "it's been that way." Some speculate that Chris has [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie%27s_disease Peyronie's disease], or he did it to himself by [[mass debating]] improperly. In any case, [[sex]] would be a painful experience for him. | ||
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| Chris, I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts | ||
Duck is a CWC-ism for penis, usually in the context of Chris's own penis. Originally thought to be a misspelling of "dick" (as 'u' is next to 'i' on the qwerty keyboard), Chris confirmed in a 17 February 2009 Mumble chat that it was an intentional euphemism.
Chris's duck is bent. When asked why it is bent, he replied, "it's been that way." Some speculate that Chris has Peyronie's disease, or he did it to himself by mass debating improperly. In any case, sex would be a painful experience for him.
Chris has used ExtenZe, a supplement advertised to enlarge penises.[1] Chris proudly claims his penis is 6 inches.[2] However, this highly appears unlikely (even if he measured both segments). If we are to consider the fact that most men over-estimate the size of their cocks: Chris is probably less than average.
References
- One of the annotations from I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts is "MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!"
- In his final SingStar Challenge song, "Smell Yo Dick" (as chosen by CChanSonichuCWC), he attempts to circumvent his own rules about not changing lyrics by saying duck instead of dick.
See Also
Sauces