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Chris's duck is bent. When asked why it is bent, he replied, "it's been that way." Some speculate that Chris has [[Wikipedia:Peyronie's disease|Peyronie's disease]], or he did it to himself by [[mass debating]] improperly. In any case, [[sex]] would be a painful experience for him. | Chris's duck is bent. When asked why it is bent, he replied, "it's been that way." Some speculate that Chris has [[Wikipedia:Peyronie's disease|Peyronie's disease]], or he did it to himself by [[mass debating]] improperly. In any case, [[sex]] would be a painful experience for him. | ||
Chris has used [[Wikipedia:ExtenZe|ExtenZe]], a supplement advertised to enlarge penises, but he said it didn't work.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref> Chris proudly claims his penis is 6 inches.<ref>[[Chris_humps_his_PS3]]</ref> However, this highly appears unlikely (even if he measured both segments), knowing that Chris is an inherent [[Lies|liar]], he's probably just trying to impress "da ladiez", and is overcompensating (despite the fact that with the exception of [[Wikipedia:Micropenis|micropenis]], size doesn't matter to most women). We must consider the fact that many men over-estimate the size of their cocks, and from the looks of it, especially with the bend, Chris is less than average. | Chris has used [[Wikipedia:ExtenZe|ExtenZe]], a supplement advertised to enlarge penises, but he said it didn't work.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref> Chris proudly claims his penis is 6 inches.<ref>[[Chris_humps_his_PS3]]</ref> However, this highly appears unlikely (even if he measured both segments), knowing that Chris is an inherent [[Lies|liar]], he's probably just trying to impress "da ladiez", and is overcompensating (despite the fact that with the exception of [[Wikipedia:Micropenis|micropenis]], size doesn't matter to most women). This also shows [[Fail|how little Chris understands measurement]], as six inches is well within the normal range. We must consider the fact that many men over-estimate the size of their cocks, and from the looks of it, especially with the bend, Chris is less than average. | ||
Many of his nude photos show that Chris shaves most of his pubic hair. While this sometimes has the effect of making the penis seem more prominent, in Chris's case it just exposes even more ghostly pale skin. | Many of his nude photos show that Chris shaves most of his pubic hair. While this sometimes has the effect of making the penis seem more prominent, in Chris's case it just exposes even more ghostly pale skin. | ||
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| “ | MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!! | ” |
| Chris, I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts | ||
Duck is a CWC-ism for penis, usually in the context of Chris's own penis. Originally thought to be a misspelling of "dick" (as 'u' is next to 'i' on the qwerty keyboard), Chris confirmed in a 17 February 2009 Mumble chat that it was an intentional euphemism.
Chris's duck is bent. When asked why it is bent, he replied, "it's been that way." Some speculate that Chris has Peyronie's disease, or he did it to himself by mass debating improperly. In any case, sex would be a painful experience for him.
Chris has used ExtenZe, a supplement advertised to enlarge penises, but he said it didn't work.[1] Chris proudly claims his penis is 6 inches.[2] However, this highly appears unlikely (even if he measured both segments), knowing that Chris is an inherent liar, he's probably just trying to impress "da ladiez", and is overcompensating (despite the fact that with the exception of micropenis, size doesn't matter to most women). This also shows how little Chris understands measurement, as six inches is well within the normal range. We must consider the fact that many men over-estimate the size of their cocks, and from the looks of it, especially with the bend, Chris is less than average.
Many of his nude photos show that Chris shaves most of his pubic hair. While this sometimes has the effect of making the penis seem more prominent, in Chris's case it just exposes even more ghostly pale skin.
References by Chris
- One of the annotations from I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts is "MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!"
- In his final SingStar Challenge song, "Smell Yo Dick" (as chosen by CChanSonichuCWC), he attempts to circumvent his own rules about not changing lyrics by saying duck instead of dick.
- Chris occasionally forgoes substituting the word "duck" for "dick" when he is talking dirty with a gal-pal (such as in one of the Kacey chats) or angry (in one of the white knight emails, he referred to how trolls made fanart featuring Rosechu with "an UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED, DISGUSTING, DICK!!!!!!!")