Liquid Chris
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Liquid Chris (born 24 February 1982) is the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler (ORIGINAL IDENTITY - DO NOT STEAL) and creator of the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu.
Prologue
June 2009 was a busy month for Christian (henceforth Solid Chris), with new highs and lows. Solid was getting out of the house more, knocking back some Long Islands with a new group of acquaintances. He was given the keys to his shiny new CWCipedia and had his YouTube account "CChanSonichu" compromised.
| “ | And I'm nowadays wearing a vest and improving my image. | ” |
| Solid Chris, CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!! | ||
Liquid Saga
A Challenger Appears
- See Also: Liquid's Antebellum Videos
At the end of the month a new YouTube account, CChanSonichuCWC, appeared with a simple premise: that the real Christian Weston Chandler (henceforth Liquid Chris) was back online after a short hiatus, and ready to resume posting HONEST content. This new CWC posted four more videos, three of which were essentially parodies of earlier videos by Solid Chris.
Notably, Liquid Chris sported:
- A paper Sonichu medallion
- A striped shirt (brown)
- Pedo-glasses
- Fatness (stuffed shirt)
- Autism
...thus making him almost indistinguishable from Solid Chris! This, along with Solid's increasingly eratic behavior (e.g. Rollin' and Trollin') sowed confusion in the Sonichu fan community. Solid himself made no comment, probably because he didn't notice the new videos among the chatter of all the other trolling. The alternative--that Solid just ignored them--is far to reasonable to consider.
CWCivil War Begins
- See Also: Liquid's CWCivil War Videos
That was the pattern until 21 July, when Liquid uploaded a video that reeled Solid in, hook, line, and sinker, claiming to have sold Sonichu Merchandise at Otakon. A rebuttal was in order:
| DO NOT BUY from the Impostor, "CWCCChanSonichuCWC". HE IS CRAPPY, and his Nasal Voice is JUST DOWNRIGHT AWFUL.
Also, if I wanted to buy PAPER, I'd go to Wal-Mart and buy 500 FULL 8.5 X 11 Sheets for about 5 dollars! HIS CHURCH? HE MUST LIVE IN FRICKIN' OHIO with "Julie"; NEVER DRIVES GREATER THAN 7 Hours JUST TO EVEN VISIT Wesley Memorial in VIRGINIA. F*** HIM TO HELL![1] |
Solid also took time out from his busy schedule to post threat's on Liquid's YouTube comments:
| The Final Showdown
Hey, DUMBASS! YOU WISH YOU WERE ME! I would say YOU are Stuck... IN MINUS-SECOND-GEAR! I am Calling YOU OUT! 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA BEFORE August 2, 2009. If you really WANT to be me, then Come Face Me. oh, BTW, YOUR NASAL VOICE IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD "NAIVE", and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD. But "Naive" is even WORSE than NAILS. You are a Nerd and a Whimp! Have a good day. |
Spanish Challenge
- Main article: CWC Update 29 July 2009
More video rage followed, before Solid attempted a cunning plan:
| “ | También. Mi presente. Responde en español bueño. ¿Si no que bueño? Tu no eres el verdad. Tu eres el impostor. | ” |
| Solid Chris, CWC Update 29 July 2009 | ||
The plan backfired when Liquid responded more fluently in Spanish, French, German, and Japanese.
SingStar Challenge
- Main article: SingStar_Challenge
| “ | Hi, Christian, Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor, since you have been able to accept and complete my question challenges, it is time to issue a new challenge. | ” |
| Solid Chris, SingStar Challenge | ||
And then he shaved his goatee off. Dry. With a safety razor.
As expected, the contest went to Liquid and Solid was a sore loser about it. Liquid had a tally of 4 votes in favor, 2 against. He then took his leave from the competition, after announcing a number of personal coups:
- that he'd finally found a true sweetheart, Kacey.
- that he'd landed a job as a Production Manager and Game Designer at Microsoft for a Sonichu game for all consoles.
- that Dark Horse Comics would be publishing his Sonichu comics, making him even filthier rich, with the opening of the CWCStore.
And finally, that he had decided to stop battling the Solid, and move out of his parent's house to live in Redmond, Seattle, to continue his happy, successful life.
Of course, this sent Solid completely over the deep end. First, he raged:
| “ | STOP THAT IMPOSTOR BASTARD WHO HAS BEEN POSING WITH MY NAME, MY ADDRESS, MY PHONE NUMBER, EVERYTHING! STOP HIM! HE DESERVES NOTHING! | ” |
| Solid Chris, NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!! | ||
Then, he tried reason:
| The Singstar Challenge was NEVER to verify who was the real Christian Weston Chandler, because everyone on the internet knows that I am, he's the imposter. They should quit encouraging him. And I wish that he would stop his stupid damn dirty game. I don't know what the heck is wrong with his head. [his voice gets higher] He ain't right. He don't even let me get a word in edge-wise. He just keeps going on and on AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNNNNNNNN! Worse than my father![3] |
And as summer disappeared in August 2009, so to did Liquid Chris: the apparent victim of foul play. Viewer discretion is advised, as the next video is disturbing.
Chris's sweetheart, Kacey, was distraught over the event and posted a video confirming Chris's disappearance and announcing her withdrawal from their engagement.
CWCivil War II: Kacey Boogaloo
- Main article: Kacey
Liquid Chris reappeared on 15 October 2009 with a new video explaining his trials and tribulations of the past few months, and igniting a heated love triangle with Solid for Kacey's affections.
In the video adressed to Kacey's parents, Solid called him "the previous Chris". In a desperate video for Kacey, Solid called him the "other Chris" repeatedly.
When the dust had settle, Solid had offended Kacey's father and, through his immaturity, pushed Kacey back into the loving arms of the Real Chris.
Epilogue
Liquid Chris is now married to his beloved heartsweet, Kacey. As the one TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu, his artwork and comics are extremely popular and he often attracts many beautiful boyfriend-free females with his medallions and his Guitar of Win. He makes mad cash by selling said medallions at Otakon and other anime conventions.
Irony
IBAChandler has mocked the CChanSonichuCWC on several points:
It's a bad sign when one is fighting a mirror, and the mirror is winning.
In early August 2009[4], Solid started to believe that Liquid can't be the real Chris because only the real Christian Weston Chandler is a retard who is the laughing stock of the Internet. Therefore, the fact that Liquid isn't trolled and doesn't do dumb shit suggests that he isn't the real Chris. Of course, previously mentioned theories seem to disprove this assertion.
In a further fit of irony, Ian ends up impersonating Liquid in a bizarre attempt to woo Liquid's girlfriend, Kacey.
In the Comics
On November 17, 2009, the TRUE and ORIGINAL Chris-chan made his very first appearance in Ian's shitty ripoff comic. Ian, being the butthurt idiot he is, actually had the nerve to imply that the real Chris's name was, in fact, Ian Brandon Anderson, and again tried to convince everyone that he was the original creator of Sonichu. This only proves how far that slanderous impostor will go to feed his delusions of grandeur.
Of course, since the comic is made by the real Christian Weston Chandler, he would obviously cast the impostor in the comic and call him by his real name. Chris shows much more restraint for Ian than was shown him in Ian's sick parody.
Hand Drawn Originals
Gallery
Liquid Chris torturing the imposter
References
External links
- Theories on the Nature of the Two CWCs
- CChanSonichuCWC YouTube account
- ED article on The Real Chris Chan
- CWC vs. CWC (part 1 out of 3)
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