26 December 2014

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“	Ugh!!! I Fucking Hate These People for continuing to allow the damn blue arms to exist! And I fucking hate them for changing the arm colour in the first place and ultimately from that damn seed event, force me to be attacked, having to defend myself, and forcing me to spend a weekend in jail!	”
Chris's justification for his actions.

“	Don't call anybody!	”
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References

The Players:	The Games:	The Prizes:
Sonic Boom Saga
Chris Yellow-Shirted Foe Kenneth Engelhardt Monozettai	Sonic Boom Protests Sonic the Hedgehog GameStop Facebook Keep Sonic Original FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!	26 December 2014 2014 Jail Calls Apology for Mace Incident
Coinciding Sagas: Catherine

v • d • e Relics of Fail

Identity	Business card • Classic Shirt • Medallions • Amnyfest Ring • "CWC on TV" DVD • Son-Chu • Christine Doll • Skylanders avatar • Love is Love comic • Magic stones • Goddess Log • Jail Letter Gifts

Love Quest	Attraction Sign ♥️ Red String of Fate ♥️ Heart Torch ♥️ Plush boobs ♥️ Sailor Moon poster ♥️ Naru

Transgender	Muscle bra • Un-clit • Frozen semen samples • Negligee

Toys	Commodore 64 • PlayStation consoles (PS Move • PSEye) • Wii Remote of Fail • Pokéwalker • Li'l Chris • Gitar • Z-Ring

Art	Sonic Totem • Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares • Drinking Straw • Scrapbook • Hand-drawn Nintendo Power • iDea Book Case • Autographed Photos • Sonichu Amiibo • Schooldesk

Rage	Megatron pistol • Pocket knife • Clown Doll • Lego Voodoo torture chamber • Pepper spray • Apology Letters • Unban contracts • Pmurt effigy • Baseball bat

Fashion	$400 gold necklace • Anime Wings • Belt buckle • Pedo-Glasses • I'm Done Adulting t-shirt • Hair • Unicorn cosplay

Other	Apple products‎‎ • Treadmill

Shrines of Fail	The Wall of Originals (list) • The Megan Shrine

The Holy Fails	Autism papers • Crumple-Lope • Transcripts and report cards • Manchester High Leaks

Chris's videos

Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Dry Dry Desert ⇒

v • d • e Law

Major charges	October 2011 Assault, etc, charges • December 2014 Dangerous Gas Unlawful Release charge • March 2018 Trespass charge • August 2021 Incest charge

Alternative sentencing	Autism disorder deferred disposition • Therapeutic Docket

See also	Emergency Protective Order