Clown Doll
The Clown Doll is the unfortunate recipient of a great deal of Chris's rage. The doll is a small, stuffed toy with a red/white suit, white hat, red hair and a white face. Chris does not seem to hold any resentment towards the doll itself, merely using it as an example for those subject to his wrath.
The origins of the doll are unclear, though it is likely Chris has had it since he was a small(er) child. It appears to be a cheap gift a relative might buy for a nephew or grandson as a hasty birthday present. It has been speculated on PVCC threads that it was picked up in a bargain bin somewhere. The true origins are unknown, but he clearly holds less affinity for this toy than he would for his hero, Optimus Prime. The thing you should take away from all this is that he still has a childhood clown doll sitting around his room... yeah.
In its first appearance, it was used as a stand in for Clyde Cash. Chris taped a picture of Clyde to the doll and proceeded to throw girly punches at it. At one point he tried to rip the head off the clown, only to have it slide through his greasy hands. This was declared a victory for the clown.
In the second appearance, Chris demanded Vivian and other trolls cease their activity. To drive his point home, he repeatedly threw the clown at the camera. Whether or not he hoped to translate this into actual physical harm to the troll viewers is unclear, but it can't be very good for the camera, likely leading directly to the sound trouble in his later videos.
In the doll's third video appearance, the Sign Destruction Video, the doll's hat was lost after Chris attempted to bite its head off. Fans of the doll will be relieved to know that the attack was unsuccessful.
Appearances
- 30 March 2009: Take that Page DOWN NOW!
- 4 September 2009 : Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009
- 6 September 2009: Sign Destruction Video
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