Plush Breasts
Chris's Plush Breasts are a pillow in shape of human breasts and the color of Rosechu, purchased at the adult novelty store Spencer's.[2] It normally resides by the right-hand wall of Chris's room as one enters the door, next to one of his racks of games and videos, but subtle changes in its orientation over time suggest that Chris has picked it up and used it for… something.
It first appeared in the middle of October 2009, in the War Paint Video. Spotting the breasts in Chris's YouTube rants quickly became a popular pastime among trolls.
While designed to be an adult novelty, something along the lines of a gag gift, there lies a possibility that Chris uses this as a sex toy. His "BANGIN' YOUR BREASTS" fantasy during the Kacey Phone Call lends itself to the suspicion that he might be using the plush tits for practice.
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Gallery of Appearances
An early appearance in Chris's video review of Brutal Legend.
The breasts (and the Megatron pistol) in the War Paint Video.
Chris's tits look on as Chris's tits jiggle their way through 30 Push-Ups.
The plush breasts help celebrate the arrival of the copyright certificate.
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