Jason Kendrick Howell message

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I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD is Chris's infantile, yet to-the-point, threat to Jason Kendrick Howell after the hacking of Sonichu.net which was initially pinned on Jason, when the mastermind was someone far more nefarious.

Some argue Chris is actually saying "I'll pray you dead" which Chris did in fact ask the Sonichu Girls to do, to pray for the death of Jason Kendrick Howell. However, Chris begging GodJesus to smite his enemies is not as funny as Chris tard raging and snapping (or attempting to) Jason in half.

Original e-mail with text of Chris's threat to Jason
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Transcript

Answering Machine: One saved message

Jason Kendrick Howell...
You BASTARD!
You BASTARD!
You hacked into everything! You have driven me so beyond the wall, I can't even describe it!
You're laughing now, but

I'll BREAK YOU DEAD!


Goodbye!

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