Sailor Moon Poster of Fail
Coerced into saying he was gay on YouTube, Christian Weston Chandler employed several nonverbal clues to signal to his fans that he was, in fact, straight. Among these was a poster of Sailor Moon, which Chris later explained he looks at every night to help keep him straight.
In typical lulzcow fashion, the revelation that he needed an object to remind him of his shakey (and possibly ficticious) hetersexuality only served to tarnish Chris's reputation even further. This is not the first time Chris has referred to heterosexuality as a status he struggles daily to maintain, nor is this the first indication of his sick lust for anime girls.
What is new is that of all the posters he could have chosen, Chris uses one that prominently features Chibi-Moon, Sailor Moon's prepubescent daughter from the future. In short, Chris looks at a fetishized cartoon eight-year-old to reinforce his sexual appetites.
It also has to be noted that like many young Anime females, Sailor Moon's future daughter is distinctly tomboyish in appearance which only strengthens claims that he is a pedofork.
Does it work?
No.
See Also
- Sailor Moon
- Homos
- Gaybian
- Chris and sex
- Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE
- Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009
- Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009
- Clyde Cash
- Julie
- Sex toys
- Anime
- Sailor Megtune
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