Yard (14 Branchland Court)
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The yard of 14 Branchland Court is the historically severely-neglected yard of the Chandler home.
In earlier pictures (when Chris was slimmer and he had yet to start his Love Quest), we can see that the Chandlers' yard used to be quite lush and beautiful, with a variety of flowers planted around the area, the grass clipped, and the trees healthy. Many people speculate that over the years, Chris's parents got too old and/or too lazy to care for their garden, leaving the area neglected.
The yard later consisted of some simply crossed wood planters near the curb and some small shrubs and trees out front. The plants in the planters have long since died. The backyard contains a shed - dubbed at one point by Bob as the "Dreaming Studio of Mr. C and Little C" - and a small platform leading to a back entrance. After that, there are some trees and the pen where Patti once played. Her 5-10 ton doghouse still stands, and she is buried nearby. At some point, a tree branch fell on the grave. Being lazy, Chris could not summon the strength to pick the damn thing up.
As of February 2012, the yard has been completely obscured by trash, junked cars, and God knows what else. In 2013, a troll passing Chris's house in his car uploaded a video, showing the front yard almost completely covered by an untrimmed lawn, in addition to the above.
2019 Pokémon GO yard photos
In April 2019, Chris, while playing Pokémon GO, used the game to photograph several locations in the yard, uploading them to his Google Sonichu Headquarters page.[1]
The eerie images unintentionally capture the abandoned state of the yard, including the gazebo, Bob's old greenhouse, the unkempt, weed-strewn, and thinning lawn, and a derelict shed, as backdrops against colorful game characters. In essence, the images are a look into Chris's psyche and his own abandonment of reality for escapist fantasies.
Patti's doghouse.
2021 yard photos and footage
On 6 September 2021, the carpetbagger Winfield Winfield trespassed into the yard. He took 18 pictures of it[2] and the surrounding structures, as well as recorded video of himself walking around the property.
Images gallery
Video
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Yard fixtures and equipment
Dreaming Studio
The backyard shed is full of shit, most notably a car, and was once the place where Bob would tinker with machines. At one point, when Chris was a boy, the shed was known as the "dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C," and Bob would try to teach Chris how to build things - although Chris could not recollect what they had built.[3]
Gazebo
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The backyard gazebo is one of the items Bob mentioned as wanting to leave to Chris, in a letter written when the latter was five.[4] In Chris's younger days, he used to play on the gazebo, until his parents could no longer maintain the yard.[3] The gazebo, like the rest of it, became neglected. In his own adulthood, Chris made no attempt to restore the gazebo or the rest of the yard.
In April 2018, when Chris was trying to make 14 Branchland Court a recognized stop in Pokémon GO, he claimed he would clear the gazebo so it could be used as a space for gamers to chill.[5] However, Pokémon GO refused Chris's request as homes are not permitted.
Chris is interviewed on the gazebo during a segment in The Chris Chan Conspiracy documentary series.
As of 2020, Chris believes the gazebo contains enough magic to function as a vortex or portal between dimensions C-197 and 1218.[6][7]
Mowers
The Chandlers were known to possess at least two riding lawn mowers. Chris whined about using one in the Father Call. Barb bought a new mower - a Craftsman Riding Lawn Tractor - for $1,400, on 26 October 2011;[8] five years later, she attempted to sell it on Craigslist for $595. The second mower is presumably the one seen in photos of the yard after the house fire, as the listing includes the tarp that is seen covering it. The mower had been so inactive that Chris noted the old gas would need to be replaced.
References
- ↑ https://www.google.com/maps/contrib/108869577750408912899/photos/@38.2001432,-78.4081779,17z/data=!4m3!8m2!3m1!1e1
- ↑ Imgur archive compiled by a Kiwi Farms user
- ↑ Jump up to: 3.0 3.1 IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court
- ↑ Bob's Letters to Chris
- ↑ April 2018 social media posts#Sonichu Headquarters
- ↑ File:CWCs Temples Gazebo TSSSF.jpg
- ↑ KwaiiSandbag calls
- ↑ http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/fb-1-21-17-moving-forward-still-wants-to-sell-the-lawn-tractor.725/page-2#post-7223
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