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The '''Belt Buckle of Fail''' is a minor [[Relics of Fail|Relic of Fail]]. As the name suggests, it's a belt buckle of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] pulling [[Rosechu]] along behind him, overlaying a [[homo|pink]] heart in the background. Yes, really.  
The '''Belt Buckle of Fail''' is a piece of Sonichu paraphernalia and a minor [[Relics of Fail|Relic of Fail]]. The belt buckle frames a drawing of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] pulling [[Rosechu]] along behind him, overlaying a [[homos|pink]] heart in the background. Chris made this particular drawing in [[2005]], and it is unknown what inspired him to make it into a belt buckle.  


It is unclear on why Chris wears this belt buckle, and even more unclear on how he received the piece of crap. It's likely to be a laminated peice of paper tied to a normal belt buckle with some twine. Being the lazy shit he is, he probably had it made for him into a button and had it put over the buckle.  
Although the Belt Buckle of Fail is not as flaunted or publicized as the [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]], it is an example of how at one point, Chris could not resist putting Sonichu in everything, even on [[Chris's resume|his resume]].


It's infinitely unclear as to why he chose the color pink for a background. This is hypocrisy on his part because of his [[Homos|homophobia]], and another reason why he's such an obsessive moron. It's merely another piece of Sonichu paraphernalia, except you'd have to be a sick bastard to look at anything within a foot of his [[Duck]], which is why it is not as flaunted, and publicized as the [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medalion]].
The belt buckle is most easily visible in the "attraction images" he included on [[CWC's Cool Profile]] in 2005, in which he seems to go out of his way to show it off. The buckle allows him to highlight simultaneously his body, his belief in true heterosexual love, his creativity, and his masterwork Sonichu. It's also a key reason why many people assumed off the bat that he was a raging [[homo]].  
 
The buckle is hard to spot in Chris's videos because it is out of frame, or his shirt and/or gut is covering it up. He depicts himself wearing the buckle in various self-portraits through 2007, and it appears to be part of the standard wardrobe of [[Comic Chris]] through [[Sonichu 10|issue #10]]. However, Chris often draws it as a plain yellow rectangle due to size constraints, which is often the case in many comic books such as the ''{{w|List of The Simpsons comics|Simpsons Comics}}''.
 
Since becoming a [[transgender]], Chris has ceased to wear the belt buckle, preferring skirts and dresses.
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==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:0776-CWCGuitar.JPG|You'll want to stare at his crotch.
File:0780-CWCrelax.JPG|Hypnotic.
File:063-1-CWCsDVD Label.jpg|On the cover of his [[DVD]].
File:116-CWCCop.jpg|The buckle defends his [[copyright]].
File:SchuComic10P94.jpg|Rockin' the buckle on [[Christian Love Day]].
File:Zazzle 4.png|Actual unauthorized Sonichu belt buckle for sale on Zazzle.
</gallery></center>
==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Medallions of Fail]]
*[[Medallions of Fail]]
[[homo]]
*[[Homos]]
{{Relics of Fail}}
{{Relics of Fail}}


[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]

Latest revision as of 11:45, 29 October 2020

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The Belt Buckle of Fail is a piece of Sonichu paraphernalia and a minor Relic of Fail. The belt buckle frames a drawing of Sonichu pulling Rosechu along behind him, overlaying a pink heart in the background. Chris made this particular drawing in 2005, and it is unknown what inspired him to make it into a belt buckle.

Although the Belt Buckle of Fail is not as flaunted or publicized as the Sonichu medallion, it is an example of how at one point, Chris could not resist putting Sonichu in everything, even on his resume.

The belt buckle is most easily visible in the "attraction images" he included on CWC's Cool Profile in 2005, in which he seems to go out of his way to show it off. The buckle allows him to highlight simultaneously his body, his belief in true heterosexual love, his creativity, and his masterwork Sonichu. It's also a key reason why many people assumed off the bat that he was a raging homo.

The buckle is hard to spot in Chris's videos because it is out of frame, or his shirt and/or gut is covering it up. He depicts himself wearing the buckle in various self-portraits through 2007, and it appears to be part of the standard wardrobe of Comic Chris through issue #10. However, Chris often draws it as a plain yellow rectangle due to size constraints, which is often the case in many comic books such as the Simpsons Comics.

Since becoming a transgender, Chris has ceased to wear the belt buckle, preferring skirts and dresses.

Gallery

See Also