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Since ''Power'''s release, videos of Chris exercising (or attempting exercise) have been dubbed "Power Videos". | |||
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''(Spoken in voiceover)'' Now we will be seeing the strong man lifting ''the same chair'', but with...a '''very heavy''' basket full of junk in the chair. | ''(Spoken in voiceover)'' Now we will be seeing the strong man lifting ''the same chair'', but with...a '''very heavy''' basket full of junk in the chair. | ||
[''bends down to pick up the chair, giving us a view of his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear and | [''bends down to pick up the chair, giving us a view of his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear and plumber's crack]] in the process. He struggles to lift the chair, and two of the books tumble out of the basket''] | ||
'''HHHNGG [[random access humor|I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!!''']] | '''HHHNGG [[random-access humor|I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!!''']] | ||
[''puts the chair back down very quickly''] | [''puts the chair back down very quickly''] | ||
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==External links== | ==External links== | ||
* [https://mega.nz/file/Sd1QlTBS#dtnYLQdKmhZWaNJkh2Ht0B5Yg1iZPyvX5JE-9SEhR58 Audio file] | * [https://mega.nz/file/Sd1QlTBS#dtnYLQdKmhZWaNJkh2Ht0B5Yg1iZPyvX5JE-9SEhR58 Audio file] | ||
{{VanessaSaga}} | |||
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Got A Fish]]|nextlink=[[CWCFlyingElephants]]|}} | {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Got A Fish]]|nextlink=[[CWCFlyingElephants]]|}} | ||
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, April 2009| 2009-04-27]] | [[Category:Chris-chan videos, April 2009| 2009-04-27]] | ||
[[Category:Lost Media]] | [[Category:Lost Media]] | ||
[[Category:Vanessa Saga videos| 2009-04-27]] | |||
Latest revision as of 07:56, 30 April 2024
| “ | I am strong. I can lift my office chair in my room over my head, even with a moderately heavy object in the seat. The chair alone is Heavy. | ” |
| Chris to Vanessa | ||
Power was a zipfile published by The Miscreants containing three videos in which Chris performs various dubious feats of strength. The .zip included the three videos, an audio file edited from "I Got a Fish" and a "special thanks" document. Chris gave these files to Joshua Martinez to give to Vanessa Hudgens to meet her request for a "test of strength" as part of her audition process. The zipfile was leaked along with CWCFlyingElephants on 27 April 2009.
The document is believed to be lost.
Since Power's release, videos of Chris exercising (or attempting exercise) have been dubbed "Power Videos".
Contents
StrongCWC1
| Power | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 27 April 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Power
|
| Performance Style |  Comedy
|
| Saga |  Vanessa
|
| Other |  Leaked
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous I Got A Fish |
next CWCFlyingElephants |
Transcript
[Chris stands in the middle of his bedroom, with no shirt on and the Gitar of Fail in his right arm. He proceeds to hold it above his head dramatically before thrusting it forward, causing his man-breasts to jiggle noticeably.]
I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRUUUAARGH! FEEL MY WRATH!
[Chris then lowers the Gitar and performs a "guitar solo" on it by wiggling the whammy bar and screeching, looking like a complete child.]
StrongCWC2
| Power | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 27 April 2009 |
| Subject Matter | Power
|
| Performance Style | Comedy
|
| Saga | Vanessa
|
| Other | Leaked
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous I Got A Fish |
next CWCFlyingElephants |
Transcript
[Chris stands in the same spot as before, albeit now with a swivel chair in front of him. He flexes his jelly-like arms]
(Spoken in voiceover) We will now be watching the strong man, lifting a very heavy office chair. Note: the chair weighs a grand number of pounds.
[crouches and lifts up the chair, albeit with considerable effort]
Ahhhhh! Ta-da! FEEL MY WRATH!
[gently puts the chair back down]
StrongCWCPower
| Power | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 27 April 2009 |
| Subject Matter | Power
|
| Performance Style | Comedy
|
| Saga | Vanessa
|
| Other | Leaked
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous I Got A Fish |
next CWCFlyingElephants |
Transcript
[Much like before, Chris stands in front of the chair, again flexing in an attempt to look tough. However, there is now a plastic basket filled with what appears to be books placed on the chair as well]
(Spoken in voiceover) Now we will be seeing the strong man lifting the same chair, but with...a very heavy basket full of junk in the chair.
[bends down to pick up the chair, giving us a view of his underwear and plumber's crack in the process. He struggles to lift the chair, and two of the books tumble out of the basket]
HHHNGG I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!!
[puts the chair back down very quickly]
Audio file
- I got a dick!
- Would ya like to make a wish?
- I got a dick!
- Would ya like to make a wish?
- I got a diiiiiiiiick!
- Would ya like to make a wish?
See also
External links
 Vanessa Saga
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| The Players: | The Games: | The Prizes: |
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| Coinciding Sagas: Ivy | ||
| ⇐ I Got A Fish | Chris's videos | CWCFlyingElephants ⇒ |
| 💪 💪 💪 Power videos 💪 💪 💪 |
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CWC Update 18 January 2009 • Chris Destroys His Vibrator • Take that Page DOWN NOW! • Power • Chris humps his PS3 • Sign Destruction Video • Challenge for Clyde • Chris Loses It • CWC Fighter • 30 Push-Ups • Clyde is Weaker than Water • I AM STRONG • 51 50 • Sonichu's Edge • Don't Mess With Me • Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! • The MovingFoward videos • Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV • Hello, my sweety baby • A Hike • A Workout • WeighIn • WelcometoBollywood • Pull-ups • Victory Rockout • Cheerleader • A few kicks • Lesbian Sex Audition • Eid, Pmurt, Eid • Smashing • Get Out, You D*** Nazis • Chris slaps himself • One-Hundred • Walking to the post office • On mah Treadmill, dawgs! |