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* '''[[CWC's Message for Ivy]]''' ''20 [[March 2009]]'' <small>(:59)</small> {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}}<br/>Chris sends a ''creepy'' message to Ivy.
* '''[[CWC's Message for Ivy]]''' ''20 [[March 2009]]'' <small>(:59)</small> {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}}<br/>Chris sends a ''creepy'' message to Ivy.


* '''[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]''' ''26 [[March 2009]]'' <small>(5:52)</small> {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{PokeShirt}}<br/>Chris makes an entire "music video" for Ivy, set to "Holding Out for a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler, and shows off new comic pictures.
* '''[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]''' ''26 [[March 2009]]'' <small>(5:52)</small> {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{Crazy}} {{PokeShirt}}<br/>Chris makes an entire "music video" for Ivy, set to "Holding Out for a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler, and shows off new comic pictures.


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009]]''' <small>(2:50)</small> {{Comics}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}}<br/>Chris threatens to withhold comics from his fans if trolls refuse to leave [[Megan]] alone.  
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009]]''' <small>(2:50)</small> {{Comics}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}}<br/>Chris threatens to withhold comics from his fans if trolls refuse to leave [[Megan]] alone.  
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* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009]]''' <small>(2:48)</small> {{Violence}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}}<br/>Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and threatens to '''''STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!'''''
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009]]''' <small>(2:48)</small> {{Violence}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}}<br/>Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and threatens to '''''STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!'''''


* '''[[Chris Sings Lovin' You]]''' ''29 [[March 2009]]'' <small>(1:45)</small> {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{RedBlueShirt}}<br/>In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures, while his crappy cover of "[[Lovin' You]]" plays.
* '''[[Chris Sings Lovin' You]]''' ''29 [[March 2009]]'' <small>(1:45)</small> {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{Crazy}} {{RedBlueShirt}}<br/>In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures, while his crappy cover of "[[Lovin' You]]" plays.


* '''[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]''' ''30 [[March 2009]]'' <small>(5:33)</small> {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{DangerStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris gives a prepared speech about the importance of flatulence, and then sings about farting.
* '''[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]''' ''30 [[March 2009]]'' <small>(5:33)</small> {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{Crazy}} {{DangerStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris gives a prepared speech about the importance of flatulence, and then sings about farting.


* '''[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]''' ''30 [[March 2009]]'' <small>(5:23)</small> {{Violence}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{BrownLogoShirt}}<br/>Chris rages against his ED page, and then abuses a doll with a picture of Clyde Cash attached to its face.
* '''[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]''' ''30 [[March 2009]]'' <small>(5:23)</small> {{Violence}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{BrownLogoShirt}}<br/>Chris rages against his ED page, and then abuses a doll with a picture of Clyde Cash attached to its face.
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* '''[[Secret Weapon]]''' ''30 [[March 2009]]'' <small>(:41)</small> {{Comedy}} {{Clyde}} {{BrownLogoShirt}}<br/>Chris makes fun of Clyde Cash based on a picture of Lee Hotti that he calls his "mugshot".
* '''[[Secret Weapon]]''' ''30 [[March 2009]]'' <small>(:41)</small> {{Comedy}} {{Clyde}} {{BrownLogoShirt}}<br/>Chris makes fun of Clyde Cash based on a picture of Lee Hotti that he calls his "mugshot".


* '''[[YouTube Finale]]''' ''30 [[March 2009]]'' <small>(1:08)</small> {{Clyde}} {{BrownLogoShirt}}<br/>Chris calls out to Clyde Cash again, threatening to beat him up. At the same time, he decides to withdraw from the YouTube scene...for now.
* '''[[YouTube Finale]]''' ''30 [[March 2009]]'' <small>(1:08)</small> {{Clyde}} {{Rage}} {{BrownLogoShirt}}<br/>Chris calls out to Clyde Cash again, threatening to beat him up. At the same time, he decides to withdraw from the YouTube scene...for now.


==April 2009==
==April 2009==

Revision as of 13:52, 14 April 2019

January 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009 (5:47) Video gamesVideo games MiyamotoMiyamoto Dog ShirtDog Shirt
    Chris announces that a deal has been made with Nintendo of America to introduce Sonichu and Rosechu as characters in the new Animal Crossing: City Folk game, although he seems to believe that early versions of these characters have somehow escaped into the internet.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009 (4:19) EDED MiyamotoMiyamoto Dark RedDark Red
    Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Chris uploads this video to deny officially as possible and forbid everyone from looking at his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
  • CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san 17 January 2009 (2:20) Video gamesVideo games ReasonReason MiyamotoMiyamoto Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris attempts to appeal to Shigeru Miyamoto's cultural background after he hit a snag when Miyamoto jumped to the conclusion that he is talking to a troll and not the real Chris.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009 (1:37) HomosHomos RageRage Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his email account to send messages to dozens of people saying he came out of the closet, and stomps on the vibrator he has owned for years.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009 (1:35) WebsiteWebsite The JokerThe Joker
    Chris announces that sonichu.info, the site he created just days ago following the hacking of sonichu.net, has also been hacked, and promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009 (1:43) MiyamotoMiyamoto Jamaican FlagJamaican Flag
    After weeks of talking about collaborating with Shigeru Miyamoto and disappearing from the internet for several days around the time that he was scheduled to meet with Miyamoto in Redmond, Washington, speculation grew that Chris was actually attempting to make this cross-country journey, until he finally posted this video, claiming to have just returned, but somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009 (3:24) HomosHomos RageRage MiyamotoMiyamoto Tan Wide LinesTanwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris retracts his January 26 statement and angrily responds to Reggie Fils-Aimé and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into false allegations of nudity and characterizes as a general opposition to heterosexuality.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009 (5:56) MiyamotoMiyamoto Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    Chris retracts his 30 January retraction of his 26 January retraction, and apologizes for his unprofessional behavior toward Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, pleading them to merely postpone the Sonichu video game project indefinitely rather than cancel it outright.

February 2009

  • Chris Comes Out of the Closet 5 February 2009 (6:09) HomosHomos JulieJulie ClydeClyde Dark RedDark Red
    Chris comes out of the closet and finally declares himself to be a "gaybian", in the result of Clyde threatening Julie with harm and demanding that Chris became gay on YouTube in exchange for her safety.
  • Chris Destroys His Vibrator 6 February 2009 (2:58) HomosHomos JulieJulie ClydeClyde Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris explains why he had to make the two videos suggesting that he was gay, in order to satisfy an agreement with Clyde Cash, before flashing back to him pulling apart his vibrator.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009 (2:52) HomosHomos PandaPanda JulieJulie TragedyTragedy Green StripeGreen Stripe
    Chris briefly recaps his previous videos, announces a new website, speculates that PandaHalo may have been killed in the Australian Bushfires, and farts.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009 (3:20) Video gamesVideo games MiyamotoMiyamoto JulieJulie ReasonReason Dog ShirtDog Shirt
    Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement, and reads a letter from Nintendo of America, responding to his private query about his negotiations with Shigeru Miyamoto.

March 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009 (2:26) TragedyTragedyJulieJulie Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris, visibly distraught after the outing of Julie, explains that he has been under a lot of stress lately, and tells his fans to not believe the trolls, even though he's not wearing his medallion.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009 (4:45) HomosHomos Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe
    Chris states his viewing of the Family Guy episode "Family Gay", is hard at work on a new Sonichu medallion, and publicly announces that he is withdrawing from the internet as a front in his Love Quest.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 (2:48) ViolenceViolence RageRage ClydeClyde Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and threatens to STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!
  • Chris Sings Lovin' You 29 March 2009 (1:45) MusicMusic IvyIvy CrazyCrazy Red BlueRed Blue
    In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures, while his crappy cover of "Lovin' You" plays.
  • Take that Page DOWN NOW! 30 March 2009 (5:23) ViolenceViolence RageRage ClydeClyde Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Chris rages against his ED page, and then abuses a doll with a picture of Clyde Cash attached to its face.
  • Secret Weapon 30 March 2009 (:41) ComedyComedy ClydeClyde Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Chris makes fun of Clyde Cash based on a picture of Lee Hotti that he calls his "mugshot".
  • YouTube Finale 30 March 2009 (1:08) ClydeClyde RageRage Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Chris calls out to Clyde Cash again, threatening to beat him up. At the same time, he decides to withdraw from the YouTube scene...for now.

April 2009

  • The Return of Kimmi 12 April 2009 (:50) CrazyCrazy IvyIvy Red StripeRed Stripe
    Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy by kissing his blow-up doll taped with Ivy's face for a good 20 seconds.
  • Bunny Hop 12 April 2009 (1:01) RacismRacism CrazyCrazy IvyIvy Red StripeRed Stripe
    Chris attempts to entertain fictional crabs by dancing like a child.
  • April 16 Fetish Vids 16 April 2009 (2:25) SexSex IvyIvy Creepy RobeCreepyrobe.PNG LeakedLeaked
    In three leaked videos, Chris drinks his own semen, spanks himself, and dances naked in the shower.
  • Chris Calls Clyde Out 23 April 2009 (1:45) CrazyCrazy RageRage ClydeClyde Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png
    After a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again, this time calling out Clyde Cash.
  • I Got A Fish 27 April 2009 (:12) ComedyComedy MusicMusic Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris jogs in place while singing a song about him brandishing fish.
  • Power 27 April 2009 (1:06) PowerPower ComedyComedy LeakedLeaked
    Chris shows how "strong" he is.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009 (6:04) ReasonReason IvyIvy Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    In this set of videos, Chris addresses the 16 April release of video and pictures and admits what was already obvious--that the woman for whom he made the sex videos is Ivy.

May 2009

  • Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up 3 May 2009 (3:03) WebsiteWebsite RageRage Red BlueRed Blue
    Chris urges the Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase to keep up his Wikipedia page after it was deleted by Wikipedia Admins so that no more vicious lies and slander will spread about him on the internet.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009 (2:50) WebsiteWebsite Vert RedVert Red
    Chris explains that he has closed the cwcville.com domain and has no plans to reopen it in the near future. He also notes he won't be making as many videos in the future. He seems surprisingly cognizant of the fact that if he stops producing content on the internet then the trolls will have no new material to use against him.

June 2009

  • I'm Sorry, Dude 15 June 2009 (3:02) HomosHomos GalpalsGalpals ReasonReason Creepy RobeCreepyrobe.PNG
    Chris apologizes to his gal-pal Kim for offending her gay brother.

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January 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009 (5:47) Video gamesVideo games MiyamotoMiyamoto Dog ShirtDog Shirt
    Chris announces that a deal has been made with Nintendo of America to introduce Sonichu and Rosechu as characters in the new Animal Crossing: City Folk game, although he seems to believe that early versions of these characters have somehow escaped into the internet.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009 (4:19) EDED MiyamotoMiyamoto Dark RedDark Red
    Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Chris uploads this video to deny officially as possible and forbid everyone from looking at his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
  • CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san 17 January 2009 (2:20) Video gamesVideo games ReasonReason MiyamotoMiyamoto Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris attempts to appeal to Shigeru Miyamoto's cultural background after he hit a snag when Miyamoto jumped to the conclusion that he is talking to a troll and not the real Chris.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009 (1:37) HomosHomos RageRage Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his email account to send messages to dozens of people saying he came out of the closet, and stomps on the vibrator he has owned for years.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009 (1:35) WebsiteWebsite The JokerThe Joker
    Chris announces that sonichu.info, the site he created just days ago following the hacking of sonichu.net, has also been hacked, and promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009 (1:43) MiyamotoMiyamoto Jamaican FlagJamaican Flag
    After weeks of talking about collaborating with Shigeru Miyamoto and disappearing from the internet for several days around the time that he was scheduled to meet with Miyamoto in Redmond, Washington, speculation grew that Chris was actually attempting to make this cross-country journey, until he finally posted this video, claiming to have just returned, but somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009 (3:24) HomosHomos RageRage MiyamotoMiyamoto Tan Wide LinesTanwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris retracts his January 26 statement and angrily responds to Reggie Fils-Aimé and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into false allegations of nudity and characterizes as a general opposition to heterosexuality.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009 (5:56) MiyamotoMiyamoto Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    Chris retracts his 30 January retraction of his 26 January retraction, and apologizes for his unprofessional behavior toward Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, pleading them to merely postpone the Sonichu video game project indefinitely rather than cancel it outright.

February 2009

  • Chris Comes Out of the Closet 5 February 2009 (6:09) HomosHomos JulieJulie ClydeClyde Dark RedDark Red
    Chris comes out of the closet and finally declares himself to be a "gaybian", in the result of Clyde threatening Julie with harm and demanding that Chris became gay on YouTube in exchange for her safety.
  • Chris Destroys His Vibrator 6 February 2009 (2:58) HomosHomos JulieJulie ClydeClyde Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris explains why he had to make the two videos suggesting that he was gay, in order to satisfy an agreement with Clyde Cash, before flashing back to him pulling apart his vibrator.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009 (2:52) HomosHomos PandaPanda JulieJulie TragedyTragedy Green StripeGreen Stripe
    Chris briefly recaps his previous videos, announces a new website, speculates that PandaHalo may have been killed in the Australian Bushfires, and farts.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009 (3:20) Video gamesVideo games MiyamotoMiyamoto JulieJulie ReasonReason Dog ShirtDog Shirt
    Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement, and reads a letter from Nintendo of America, responding to his private query about his negotiations with Shigeru Miyamoto.

March 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009 (2:26) TragedyTragedyJulieJulie Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris, visibly distraught after the outing of Julie, explains that he has been under a lot of stress lately, and tells his fans to not believe the trolls, even though he's not wearing his medallion.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009 (4:45) HomosHomos Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe
    Chris states his viewing of the Family Guy episode "Family Gay", is hard at work on a new Sonichu medallion, and publicly announces that he is withdrawing from the internet as a front in his Love Quest.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 (2:48) ViolenceViolence RageRage ClydeClyde Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and threatens to STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!
  • Chris Sings Lovin' You 29 March 2009 (1:45) MusicMusic IvyIvy CrazyCrazy Red BlueRed Blue
    In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures, while his crappy cover of "Lovin' You" plays.
  • Take that Page DOWN NOW! 30 March 2009 (5:23) ViolenceViolence RageRage ClydeClyde Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Chris rages against his ED page, and then abuses a doll with a picture of Clyde Cash attached to its face.
  • Secret Weapon 30 March 2009 (:41) ComedyComedy ClydeClyde Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Chris makes fun of Clyde Cash based on a picture of Lee Hotti that he calls his "mugshot".
  • YouTube Finale 30 March 2009 (1:08) ClydeClyde RageRage Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Chris calls out to Clyde Cash again, threatening to beat him up. At the same time, he decides to withdraw from the YouTube scene...for now.

April 2009

  • The Return of Kimmi 12 April 2009 (:50) CrazyCrazy IvyIvy Red StripeRed Stripe
    Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy by kissing his blow-up doll taped with Ivy's face for a good 20 seconds.
  • Bunny Hop 12 April 2009 (1:01) RacismRacism CrazyCrazy IvyIvy Red StripeRed Stripe
    Chris attempts to entertain fictional crabs by dancing like a child.
  • April 16 Fetish Vids 16 April 2009 (2:25) SexSex IvyIvy Creepy RobeCreepyrobe.PNG LeakedLeaked
    In three leaked videos, Chris drinks his own semen, spanks himself, and dances naked in the shower.
  • Chris Calls Clyde Out 23 April 2009 (1:45) CrazyCrazy RageRage ClydeClyde Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png
    After a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again, this time calling out Clyde Cash.
  • I Got A Fish 27 April 2009 (:12) ComedyComedy MusicMusic Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris jogs in place while singing a song about him brandishing fish.
  • Power 27 April 2009 (1:06) PowerPower ComedyComedy LeakedLeaked
    Chris shows how "strong" he is.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009 (6:04) ReasonReason IvyIvy Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    In this set of videos, Chris addresses the 16 April release of video and pictures and admits what was already obvious--that the woman for whom he made the sex videos is Ivy.

May 2009

  • Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up 3 May 2009 (3:03) WebsiteWebsite RageRage Red BlueRed Blue
    Chris urges the Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase to keep up his Wikipedia page after it was deleted by Wikipedia Admins so that no more vicious lies and slander will spread about him on the internet.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009 (2:50) WebsiteWebsite Vert RedVert Red
    Chris explains that he has closed the cwcville.com domain and has no plans to reopen it in the near future. He also notes he won't be making as many videos in the future. He seems surprisingly cognizant of the fact that if he stops producing content on the internet then the trolls will have no new material to use against him.

June 2009

  • I'm Sorry, Dude 15 June 2009 (3:02) HomosHomos GalpalsGalpals ReasonReason Creepy RobeCreepyrobe.PNG
    Chris apologizes to his gal-pal Kim for offending her gay brother.

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