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[[File:Mall.PNG|thumb|Aerial view]]
[[File:Mall.PNG|thumb|Aerial view]]
'''CWCville Shopping Center''', sometimes called the '''CWCville Mall''', located at the center of downtown [[CWCville]], is the location of Chris's [[CWCville Mayoral Office|Mayoral Office]] and a temple to consumerism in CWCville. Also, Chris's version of his beloved [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]], where he is not banned but rather is welcomed and works there.


Chris designed the mall as a [[CADD]] project in [[PVCC|college]], and since [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|no good school project goes unrecycled and unpublished]], is now using the design in the comics. The plans were in [[Scrapbook of Fail]],<ref>[[Blanca_E-mails#Chris_does_not_waste_any_time_in_hinting_at_a_relationship|Blanca E-mails]], 20 [[August 2008]] 5:27 AM</ref> and Chris's original AutoCAD files were leaked.
'''CWCville Shopping Center''', sometimes called the '''CWCville Mall''', located at the center of downtown [[CWCville]], is the location of Chris's [[CWCville Mayoral Office|Mayoral Office]] and a temple to consumerism in CWCville. It also lies Chris's version of his beloved [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]], where he is not banned but rather is welcomed and works there.


Chris also built a rudimentary model of the mall with [[Legos]]. In 2014, the old Lego mall having been destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]], Chris dreamed of recreating it at a much grander scale, a "stud-to-stud replica." This was such a compelling vision that he started a [[Kickstarter]] campaign to raise $5000 for this project. Of course, nothing came of this.
Chris designed the mall as a [[CADD]] project in [[PVCC|college]], and since [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|no good school project goes unrecycled and unpublished]], went and put the design in the comics. The plans were in the [[Scrapbook of Fail]],<ref>[[Blanca_E-mails#Chris_does_not_waste_any_time_in_hinting_at_a_relationship|Blanca E-mails]], 20 [[August 2008]] 5:27 AM</ref> and Chris's original AutoCAD files were leaked.
 
Chris also built a rudimentary model of the mall with [[Lego]]. In 2014, the old Lego mall having been destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]], Chris dreamed of recreating it at a much grander scale, a "stud-to-stud replica." This was such a compelling vision that he started a [[Kickstarter]] campaign to raise $5000 for this project. Of course, nothing came of this.


Chris has said that the city of CWCville owns the mall,<ref>[[Mailbag 13]]</ref> while most real-life malls (even ones that are close to dead) are owned by real estate companies such as Simon Property Group, owner of [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]]. Furthermore, Chris has included several stores that either don't exist in real life, or used to exist but no longer do; the store placement, selection and other fine details are all over the place. Among other things, the mall features a disproportionately large number of restaurants and even a Big Lots, an off-price retailer that almost never locates in malls.
Chris has said that the city of CWCville owns the mall,<ref>[[Mailbag 13]]</ref> while most real-life malls (even ones that are close to dead) are owned by real estate companies such as Simon Property Group, owner of [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]]. Furthermore, Chris has included several stores that either don't exist in real life, or used to exist but no longer do; the store placement, selection and other fine details are all over the place. Among other things, the mall features a disproportionately large number of restaurants and even a Big Lots, an off-price retailer that almost never locates in malls.


Locating a mall in a downtown isn't entirely unfeasible; there is, however, no excuse for putting the fucking ''[[CWCville Mayoral Office|Mayor's office]]'' in the mall (except perhaps if the government's finances are in such a dreadful condition that they need to in order to save on rent), except as a reference to the [[Adult Swim]] show [[Wikipedia:Tom Goes To The Mayor|''Tom Goes To The Mayor'']], which Chris may have watched.  
Locating a mall in a downtown isn't entirely unfeasible; there is, however, no excuse for putting the fucking ''Mayor's office'' in the mall (except perhaps if the government's finances are in such a dreadful condition that they need to in order to save on rent). Chris may have done this as a reference to the [[Adult Swim]] show ''[[Wikipedia:Tom Goes to the Mayor|Tom Goes to the Mayor]]''.
[[Image:CWCMallSpaz.jpg|thumb|The Mall, as accurately depicted by Spazkid28 in ''Sonichu The Animated Series''.]]
 
[[Image:CWCMallSpaz.jpg|thumb|The Mall, as accurately depicted by Spazkid28 in ''[[Sonichu the animated series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]''.]]
[[File:0869-Cwcville18.JPG|thumb|Lego version of the Shopping center.]]
[[File:0869-Cwcville18.JPG|thumb|Lego version of the Shopping center.]]
[[File:Kickstarter 5.jpg|thumb|The CADD mall blueprints]]
[[File:Kickstarter 5.jpg|thumb|The CADD mall blueprints.]]
 
==Mall Stores==
==Mall Stores==
* [[Wikipedia:Abercrombie & Fitch|Abercrombie & Fitch]]
* [[Wikipedia:Abercrombie & Fitch|Abercrombie & Fitch]] (Yes, even after [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abercrombie_%26_Fitch#Jeffries.27_2006_Quote_Regarding_Target_Demographic this]])
* Arcade World (Video Games) [Yes, he's written 'Video Games' beside it, as if arcades didn't have them usually.]
* Arcade World (Video Games) [That is not a typo. He's written 'Video Games' beside it, as if arcades didn't have them usually.]
* [[Wikipedia:American Eagle Outfitters|American Eagle Outfitters]]
* [[Wikipedia:American Eagle Outfitters|American Eagle Outfitters]]
* [http://www.annajoys.com/ Anna Joy's] (local bridal shop)
* [http://www.annajoys.com/ Anna Joy's] (local bridal shop)
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* [[Burger King]]
* [[Burger King]]
* [http://www.cache.com/cache/control/main Cache] [sic]
* [http://www.cache.com/cache/control/main Cache] [sic]
* [[Wikipedia:Carlton Cards|Carlton Cards]] [Two separate ones]
* [[Wikipedia:Carlton Cards|Carlton Cards]] (2 separate ones)
* [[Wikipedia:Cellular One|Cellular One]]
* [[Wikipedia:Cellular One|Cellular One]]
* [[Wikipedia:Champs_(brand)|Champ's [sic]]] Sports
* [[Wikipedia:Champs_(brand)|Champ's [sic]]] Sports
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* [[Chris and ego|Christopher's Pizza]]
* [[Chris and ego|Christopher's Pizza]]
* [http://www.cinnamonster.com Cinnamonster]
* [http://www.cinnamonster.com Cinnamonster]
* [[Wikipedia:Circuit City Stores|Circuit City]] Express
* [[Wikipedia:Circuit City Stores|Circuit City Express]]
* [[Wikipedia:Claire's|Claire's Boutique]]
* [[Wikipedia:Claire's|Claire's Boutique]]
* [[Wikipedia:Coffee Beanery|Coffee Beanery]]
* [[Wikipedia:Coffee Beanery|Coffee Beanery]]
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* [[Lego]] Outlet
* [[Lego]] Outlet
* [[Wikipedia:LensCrafters|LensCrafters]] [Listed twice beside each other.]
* [[Wikipedia:LensCrafters|LensCrafters]] [Listed twice beside each other.]
* [[Wikipedia:Limited Brands|Limited]]
* [[Wikipedia:The Limited|Limited]]
* [[Wikipedia:Limited Brands|Limited Too]]
* [[Wikipedia:Tween Brands|Limited Too]] (which is now known as Justice nowadays)
* [http://www.mastercuts.com/ MasterCuts]
* [http://www.mastercuts.com/ MasterCuts]
* [[McDonald's]]
* [[McDonald's]]
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* [[Wikipedia:Payless ShoeSource|Payless Shoe Source]]
* [[Wikipedia:Payless ShoeSource|Payless Shoe Source]]
* [[Wikipedia:Pearle Vision|Pearl [sic] Vision Express]]
* [[Wikipedia:Pearle Vision|Pearl [sic] Vision Express]]
* [[Wikipedia:Radio Shack|Radio Shack]]
* [[Wikipedia:Radio Shack|RadioShack]]
* [[Wikipedia:Red Robin|Red Robin]]
* [[Wikipedia:Red Robin|Red Robin]]
* [[Wikipedia:Ritz Camera|Ritz Camera]]
* [[Wikipedia:Ritz Camera|Ritz Camera]] (liquidated in [[2012]] and online-only now)
* [http://www.rockstarbodyjewelry.com/ Rock Star Body Jewelry]
* [http://www.rockstarbodyjewelry.com/ Rock Star Body Jewelry]
* [[Wikipedia:Sam Goody|Sam Goody]]
* [[Wikipedia:Sam Goody|Sam Goody]] (long since defunct)
* [[Wikipedia:Sbarro|Saberro]]
* [[Wikipedia:Sbarro|Saberro]] [sic]
* [[Wikipedia:Sears|Sears]]
* [[Wikipedia:Sears|Sears]]
* [[Wikipedia:Spencer Gifts|Spencer Gifts]]
* [[Wikipedia:Spencer Gifts|Spencer Gifts]]
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* [http://www.shopbriarpatch.com/ The Briar Patch]
* [http://www.shopbriarpatch.com/ The Briar Patch]
* [http://www.thehappycook.com/ The Happy Cook]
* [http://www.thehappycook.com/ The Happy Cook]
* The [[Pokémon]] Center [Unsurprisingly, this is given two floors and roughly fourteen times the retail space of most of the other stores]
* The [[Pokémon]] Center [Unsurprisingly, this is given two floors and roughly 14 times the retail space of most of the other stores]
* [[The GAMe PLACe|The Toy Place]]
* [[The GAMe PLACe|The Toy Place]]
* [http://www.thingsremembered.com/ Things Remembered]
* [http://www.thingsremembered.com/ Things Remembered]

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Early appearance on a Yu-Gi-Oh! card.
Aerial view

CWCville Shopping Center, sometimes called the CWCville Mall, located at the center of downtown CWCville, is the location of Chris's Mayoral Office and a temple to consumerism in CWCville. It also lies Chris's version of his beloved Charlottesville Fashion Square, where he is not banned but rather is welcomed and works there.

Chris designed the mall as a CADD project in college, and since no good school project goes unrecycled and unpublished, went and put the design in the comics. The plans were in the Scrapbook of Fail,[1] and Chris's original AutoCAD files were leaked.

Chris also built a rudimentary model of the mall with Lego. In 2014, the old Lego mall having been destroyed in the house fire, Chris dreamed of recreating it at a much grander scale, a "stud-to-stud replica." This was such a compelling vision that he started a Kickstarter campaign to raise $5000 for this project. Of course, nothing came of this.

Chris has said that the city of CWCville owns the mall,[2] while most real-life malls (even ones that are close to dead) are owned by real estate companies such as Simon Property Group, owner of Charlottesville Fashion Square. Furthermore, Chris has included several stores that either don't exist in real life, or used to exist but no longer do; the store placement, selection and other fine details are all over the place. Among other things, the mall features a disproportionately large number of restaurants and even a Big Lots, an off-price retailer that almost never locates in malls.

Locating a mall in a downtown isn't entirely unfeasible; there is, however, no excuse for putting the fucking Mayor's office in the mall (except perhaps if the government's finances are in such a dreadful condition that they need to in order to save on rent). Chris may have done this as a reference to the Adult Swim show Tom Goes to the Mayor.

The Mall, as accurately depicted by Spazkid28 in Sonichu: The Animated Series.
Lego version of the Shopping center.
The CADD mall blueprints.

Mall Stores

Non-Store Facilities

Sources

  1. ↑ Blanca E-mails, 20 August 2008 5:27 AM
  2. ↑ Mailbag 13

See also

External links

Locations in the CWCverse

CWCville:

Main sights (map): CWCville City | CWCville Park | CWCville Mall (CWCville Mayoral Office | Full list of stores) | Jungle/Mountain Areas (Chameleon Cult Jungle Dojo | Wild Sonichu's Treehouse) | Subdivision Areas (14 Brunchville Lane) | Target Mini-Marts | Walmart Mini-Marts

Other places of note: Billy Mays Tower | Bolyn High | CWC-Cola Bottling Company | CWCee Dees | CWCville Beach (Pier 969) | CWCville Baptist Church | CWCville General Hospital | CWCville Studios | CWCville University | Cwick-Circuit City | Cwick City Gym | Double-CWC Hotel | KCWC | Layla's Apartment | Local Coffee Shop | Pokemon Center | Samuel Memorial United Christian Church | Sarah's Apartment Complex | Simonla Rosechu's Rabbit Hole | True Blue St. (CWCville Police Dept. 11th Precinct)

Environs (map): Giovanni's Gym/Base | Kel's House | Pallet Town | Sonic's House | Station Square | Zapbud Fields

The Axis of Slaweel: Clarksville, Tennessee (4-cent_garbage.com HQ) | Cly's Mansion | Dark Mirror Hole | Doctor Robotnik's Base | Get-Tar Region | Giovanni's Gym/Base | Mal-Wart Region (M-C-Dville) | The Moon | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (High School District) | Sho-Mall Region (Fa-Square) | Viridian City

Other places: Destiny Cave | Mysterious Rainbow Island | Mysterious Mountain | Nabe's Dojo-Shin | New Island | The Ocean | Parodyse Isle | RuleCWC | Time Void

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