For Chris

For Chris (officially 10222009) is a video where evil impostor Ian Brandon Anderson tries to compare himself with the TRUE and ORIGINAL Chris, CChanSonichuCWC. It can be seen that he's attempting to try to win over Kacey's heart. AGAIN.

IBA spends much of this video claiming he possesses many positive personal qualities, all of which are outrageous lies. At various points he calls himself honest, caring, helpful, good-looking, patient, popular, "empathetic/sympathetic", intelligent, good at making decisions, and reliable. He also states that he can control his temper. For every character flaw or shortcoming Ian has, he believes the opposite to be true. However, he claims to like making people laugh, so this is arguably the first recorded evidence of him succeeding in one of his goals.

As with his last video, his audio sucks balls still and makes him sound like Max Headroom. The video was uploaded on 22 October 2009.

This video also has the first and last mention of a "relationship management" class. Sauces say that the teacher of this class can't stand Chris, and is constantly trying to redirect him to "special" classes. He also takes these classes alone, which is useless in itself.

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[Positioning camera] Mmm. Okay. Alright. Yeah. So, I am still not your friend, Mister Imposter, Mister Ian Brandon Anderson himself! You know who you are. How- I- how could I be friends with such a stupid jerk who is always trying to take over my Sonichu franchise! You're the Dr. Egg-man! You're the Dr. Robotnik. Come up with a- with the new plans.. Steal my original characters. [exhales]

Yeah. You know, you are so lucky, because when I was gone, Kacey started falling in love with you. And- but in ten seconds of Sonic running speed, you have dispelled her and I have picked her up in my- in my loving arms again, and I have picked her up. And you know what else, she would have.. Mm. She would've a f-.. Mm. She would have fallen in love with you i- [sighs], except for a good thing that you never even cared about her. Ah. I- I am- yeah, I am telling you this, and making this video here, to tell you: You lost out, man! Kinda like how Jack Shepherd got lots- uh lost in the jungle.. And saw a monster. Or John Locke got lost in the woods and killed a bunch of Boars.. one by one. [in a TV announcer voice]"LOST! Only on ABC! Only"- yeah. Hm.

But yeah, aside from you being a no-good, crappy imposter, I guess maybe that you- I do have something to thank you for. Thanks for keeping Kacey all warm and fired-up for me! Now I will get all the real action, bay-bee! You- she knows how- we're gonna see how she knows- that I like- I'm gonna drive her home at night. Hm. Yeah, and this is- this is not limited to making out, kisses and, and boobies, which are so- which- her boobies are so beut- beautiful and large, and laaarge, even for my God-given daughter, Crystal, might I mention that soon-to-be God-given daughter Crystal.. Though, err, it has yet to happen. And another thing, [exhales audibly] we are going to swim through a watery maze and make passionate love to each other and it's going to be awesome. [exhales audibly] So you leave her to me, you hear? Ha! Ha! Ha! And don't worry, Ian Brandon Anderson, I am sure you will find yourself a nice girlfriend-free boy to have as a sweetheart someday, you Homo! Mm. [exhales] Yeah, only none other than a homosexual wou- who is going to hell would not fight to get a girl like Kacey. In fact, I think- I think you are so gay for resisting her obvious advances. Stay off of my Axe!.. it's not for the homos. But, uhh, yeah, she is all mine now. Don't like that? Tough cookies.

In fact, I have a challenge for you. You wanna save your reputation? Duuuude? Ian Brandon Aaandersson? Duuuude? I- I dare you- I dare you, and I will be waiting, I dare you to make a video about why you are better for Kacey.. than me, or else.. or else you w- or else you will have admitted that you have never cared for her in the first place, and everyone on the internet will see that you are a jerk and a schmuck, [vibrating noise] and they will see that I- I was always the- they will see that I was always the true and original CWC. I was.. yeah.

And to all you [exhales] and to all you who have placed bids on my- on my custom-painted, uhh, meat-wad, shred-wad, rock-panned Rockband guitar on eBay, it has been sold- it has now been sold, and I have the money from your sale right here. [produces a wad of folded 20 dollar bills]

To the rest of you, who are good and true, peace.

And have a good day.

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Aah. Okay Mr. Christian, let's uh, deliberate.

Okay, well, firstly, I am honest. You certainly have not been honest, you know. I've got longer history. I've been on the internet since 2000. TWO thousand! You've been online for only what, six months now? Six months! I got a lot more history than you do, and everybody can verify that I am the real creator, so there. I am kind, I am good-hearted, and you've shown yourself to be not so kind. Ar- you may be- care. [Damaged camera skips at this point] Like, you know. Yeah sure, like you did listen to your video, yeah. I'm like you know, yeah. I'm not going forward with Kacey in a romantic way but she had feelings for you, and I respected that as such. Mmph. And like seriously, if she wanted to, I would have gladly, I would have gladly gone further with that, but she, she did not want that and I respected her wish of that. Cause I CARE about her. I am CARING. And obviously you haven't, because you know what because she made you promise to stop your game and make no more videos, but yet you go and make this one! You broke your promise! I would not break my promise, like you know, for annuther gal-pal of mine, like you know, especially this girl with me being trustworthy, and loyal, because I just went on a goose chase, because [video skips] another gal pal of mine, she was pretty much lonely at the time and you know, I thought she called me like you know, and wanted me to hang with her for awhile. And so I killed about killed about twenty miles round trip for gas to go find her house. But it turns out that was a troll posing as that girl. [sighs] THE VOICES SOUNDED NEARLY SAME.

And plus I was under str- starting work against in response to your video for your girlfriend who is a gal- who is a good gal-pal [video skips] who is a true good gal-pal of mine. That I honestly care about, just like the other gal-pal I would have finally. [audio skips] Thought I was actually doing for her but it turn out to be troll. [sighs] But anyway. Going over that. I am intelligent. I can be fun. I'm fairly good-looking, with or without the glasses. But I need these glasses because I'm nearsighted. [video skips] ...working out. I dunno what your vision problem is. Whatever, to each his own. Or her own. And.

Myeah. I'm thoughtful. I was thinking deliberately about what to say in this video in response for... [pauses awkwardly for about four seconds] I may as well say her name for Kacey. For Kacey. Because I cared. She asked me to, and I am doing it. Alright? I'm helpful whenever I can, y'know? Whenever I can help I help to the best of my ability, and when I can't help, I admit that, but I try my best to see if I can find proper help. And I am generous, because I give myself to my friends whenever necessary, I can be cheerful, easygoing, I am a good listener, because otherwise I wouldn't have understood that part of the video. In the beginning. I had to read it again. You know? You said that, like you know, in the beginning of the video, you said, that you, that they called me pretty much a sap for lettin' er, lettin' her like lettin' her go, so she can go back to you and you know what?

Yeah. And you know what? You're lucky because you've got her. You shouldn't betray her prop- you shouldn't betray her by breaking her promise. And I am empathetic slash sympathetic I actually experienced that similar situation before I can't think about that, otherwise I'm symapathetic. [sighs] And I'm interesting, I got broad of emotions and everything, I'm patient, I'm upfront, upfront and clear, when I have my mind set to it, and I'm fairly popular. [sighs] And here's an adjective for you, because you are, because you pretty much yourself to be these things. Aggressive! Argumentative! Rude! Unfeeling! Uncaring! Selfish! A LIAR! You are a liar! And, you're immature. And you sound like you can be an abusive type. You already left the girl for over a month! In an attempt to try to frame me. [sighs] And I remember these adjectives, you know why? Because I been takin' a relationship management class! So I'm able to hold my lil' notes so I, so I can better make, sort out, sort out the list, so I can make this video. Or, and in response to you.

Oh, I'll just go ahead and say this. A few qualities I am, like you know, I-I find it fairly easy to make friends when I set my mind to it, I'm not shy, I am fairly good at talking to people, I very much know what to say to much people, I like making people laugh. Seriously. [Does Donald Duck impersonation] WHAT'S HAPPENING TRUE FUN I'M TALKIN' LIKE A DUCK. I am a good listener, sometimes I stay out of conflict, because I'm not sure how to deal with it but when I have to I will. Hmm. I am trustworthy and reliable. I'm good at making decisions, and with the conflict I can get angry. I try to control my temper. I control my temper. I have a good... I am not lonely, I have a good number of friends, I can chat someone up again, when I actually have the topics in my mind set up. I can KEEP SECRETS. You pretty much cannot keep a secret 'cause you pretty much said a few secrets she entrusted to you in that video. Hmm.

You can not keep a secret. I find it difficult to tell when someone is feeling some... wait, I do not. Sorry. I do not find it difficult to know how someone is feeling. I mean yeah, sometimes, sometimes I'm slow, in the thinking process, but a bunch of times I get right off the bat. And I like sharing my honest feelings with other people because they're good feelings, most of the time. And more importantly they are true and honest feelings. SO THERE. This is my only response to you, so you better renew the promise, and NO MORE VIDEOS. And everybody on the internet knows that I am the original Christian Weston Chandler with the birth name of Christopher that created Sonichu and Rosechu, you've only been online for six months. I've been on-line- I've been online since 2000. Even before 2000. I've had a CWC Pokesite and CWC Pokesite 2 was up before 2000! Definitely! So there! Okay.

And Kace, again, I do care about you very much, if I could go beyond, if you wished, you should have said so in the first place, and I would have been happy to persued the friendship level to a relationship, if you have feelings for your Chris, then yeah. For Him. And I respected that. Because I care. I care, okay? If I will, and I appreciated that you did start to fall for me. Although I did understand, I listened to, I understood every word that you said in that part of that video. Obviously, while yeah I miss it the first time around, but I caught it, I caught it the second time. When I set my mind to it I [stutters] I am trustworthy I am... I'm not going to get into that wording. But most of the time I am the good listener. And most of the time, I can count on the hidden things [video skips] messages fairly quick. But sometimes I can be a little slow you have to be patient with me. Think about this: I am patient with most everybody. Okay? So I'll leave you all with that.

Have a good day.

See also

• For Kacey from CWC
• I Love You Kacey