Muscle bra
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| “ | OMG, WOW! This material feel so, so, so good on my skin. | ” |
| Chris in the bra e-mail | ||
Muscle bra is a CWC-ism for the sports bra that Chris is wearing on his manboobs.
The muscle bra first appeared in October 2009 in the leaked e-mail accompanied by the sports bra photo series of photos. His usually bouncy moobs soon became less noticeable in subsequent videos.
Later the same month, Chris appealed to others to wear a muscle bra too:
| “ | I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a muscle bra. Because nobody, and I mean nobody wants to see your dog-gone ugly pecs, they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh... creeps everybody out. | ” |
| Chris in Clyde is Weaker than Water | ||
Chris seems to find the male chest and pecs unappealing. It is more than likely he makes this claim in a shallow attempt to appear straighter than straight. It is also likely that Chris himself find muscle bras to be a necessity given his unusually large breasts. Given his inability to differentiate differences in the anatomy of other human beings, Chris may possibly see it as necessary for other males to cover up as well.
However, all this raises the question: when was the last time Chris went to the beach??
Chris clearly liked wearing a muscle bra so much that, around six months later, he gave us a better look in a video. One might assume that the clean white bra here is a different one from the pale green one in the photos, implying that Chris has bought multiple bras. Given that things never get cleaner in the Chandler household, only filthier, this seems a safe assumption to make. Chris reveals in the video in question that he wears bras with a band size of 42. His cup size is unknown at this time.
Acompanied e-mail
(omitted stuff)...
Stress causes Memory Loss sometimes. At least I undid the hacker who got into my YouTube.
Also, I did my shopping today; I haven't been able to draw or color today yet, but I will set some time tonight. I got my copy of G.H.5, my new 3-in-one-printer, and I found the sports bras at Wal-Mart; 3-packs for $10 a pack. In leiu of going into the fitting room, I asked the nearby female employee to measure my bust size; I'm a 43. So I got a 3-set of 42; I've been wearing one for try... It is sooo comfortable, and my manboobs do not bounce as easily; I jumped a few times to see. OMG, WOW! This material feel so, so, so good on my skin. It's like a Guitly Pleasure or something.
Anyway, I got my exercise in today. I also went to McD, Toys 'R' Us, Sheetz, Food Lion and Target for applications; NO PAPER APPLICATIONS! OMG, it really ground my gears to realize that. Although at Target, I was not totally surprised; I went straight to their computer station and filled in their application online. But EVERYONE IS LIKE GOING DIGITAL WITH NO PAPER TRAIL; It Sucks! This is even WORSE Than that CRAPPY PowerWeb at PVCC.
Yes, you have read correctly, I HAVE ALWAYS HATED THAT DAMN, STUPID POWERWEB![1] Even in it's pre-released Over Advertising, which was TOTALLY UNECCESSARY. Every time I was FORCED into using that Damn System, I was always reluctant, and I had to use my Student ID No., which I HAD NEVER CARED TO MEMORIZE; I only glanced at a few numbers at a time upon entry, and "In One Ear And Out The Other" with that soiled piece of what would have been valuable information. You said I was the first person you met to Hate Kenneth; well, I'm probably the first person you met who Always Loathed the PowerWeb since its PreBirth.
*sigh*
But I digress... and this bra feels sooo good.
Something else, I'll forward you an e-mail I sent to Kacey last night after our conversation to best start another concern of mine.
I'll TTYL,
Stay Safe,
Chris.
The images
The Gallery of Horrors, Continued
References
- ↑ http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/TwoMarys#Mary_Lee_Walsh Chris seems to hate the PowerWeb because it's a pet project of Mary Lee Walsh and he was too dumb to understand how to use it.