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==Gaybianism==
==Gaybianism==
It transpires that this was Chris's get-out clause of confessing that he was gay, in a "fingers crossed behind his back" way. As Chris used to believe that [[Anna McLerran|lesbianism]] is perfectly fine and natural, while showing disgust for male homosexuality, this is Chris's way of justifying homosexuality. This is probably because on an episode of ''[[Family Guy]]'', when asked about homosexuality being a choice, a lesbian Meg knew said nonchalantly "well, not for guys" (which was the whole joke of the episode, not that Chris notices). This would explain why when confronted with a lesbian [[fan]], he'll say that he's "disappointed."
Chris believed that lesbianism is perfectly fine and natural, [[Chris_and_hypocrisy#Homosexuality|yet viewed male homosexuality with disgust]], so calling himself a male lesbian was his way of being able to say he was "gay" without also saying that he was into dudes. It was a failed attempt to outwit Clyde in a "fingers crossed behind his back" way.      


The whole "male lesbian" thing may be stolen from British comedian and transvestite [[Wikipedia:Eddie Izzard|Eddie Izzard]]. If so, Chris probably didn't realize that while some men do consider themselves lesbians, Izzard, being a comedian, ''was joking''.
Later, in an [[Tomgirl Saga|an interesting turn of events]], Chris became a "gaybian" of sorts for real. On August 14, 2014, [[August_2014_Facebook_Posts#Chris_comes_out...kinda|he announced on Facebook]] that he identifies as an "Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a [[Chris and Gender|Tranny]] Cross-Dresser."
 
He also doesn't seem to realize that claiming to be a "male lesbian" implies transsexualism.
 
As of [[2011]], Chris is  a [[Tomgirl Pictures|full-time gaybian]]. He runs around [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] in his Tomgirl outfit, even using the woman's bathroom on one occasion.<ref>[[Tomboys_And_Tomgirls_of_Virginia#Re:_Girly_Things_Tee_Hee|Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia forums]]</ref>
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==

Revision as of 15:07, 7 August 2015

A wild gaybian appears!.

Gaybian (pronounced [ˈgeːbiən]) is a CWC-ism meaning "male lesbian," devised by Chris in February 2009. It was introduced in the Clyde Cash blackmail YouTube videos, containing his forced confessions of being gay.[1]

Gaybianism

Chris believed that lesbianism is perfectly fine and natural, yet viewed male homosexuality with disgust, so calling himself a male lesbian was his way of being able to say he was "gay" without also saying that he was into dudes. It was a failed attempt to outwit Clyde in a "fingers crossed behind his back" way.

Later, in an an interesting turn of events, Chris became a "gaybian" of sorts for real. On August 14, 2014, he announced on Facebook that he identifies as an "Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser."

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