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{{quote|BASED AND REDPILLED| ['''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
{{quote|SONICHU AND ROSECHU ARE MINE ALONE.| Chris, barely remembering what this was supposedly all about}}


They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
[[Image:Sonichu Rosechu Save McIntire by Cwcipedia.jpg|thumb|Save it to the extreme, you two!]]


== CHANNELS ==
'''NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!''' is a video uploaded on 14 [[August 2009]]. This is [[Ian Brandon Anderson|Ian Brandon Anderson's]] response to [[Liquid Chris]]'s finale, which Ian was unsatisfied with and felt that there was unfinished business between the two of them. The title is censored for unknown reasons, despite Ian's use of uncensored profanity in the video itself.
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.


== EVENTS ==
The video contains the first appearance of Ian's sign to save [[McIntire Park]], which appears later in a video recorded from [[Charlottesville]] [[Chris in the media#Save McIntire Park|public access television]]. [[CWC Public Disclaimer|Yet again]], he rattles off his [[Honest Content|personal]] [[14 Branchland Court|info]] in order to somehow prove he's the real Chris.
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.


In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
Ian also bellows an unusually deep, borderline [[Beel|demonic]] [[Death threats|death threat]] against Liquid between statements about how he should be arrested for identity theft, before wrapping the video up by firing a [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] at his counterpart in the most [[Autism|spectacular]] display of the attack in all of Christory.
 
== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition.  Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
 
* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
 
GRAND DAD IS LOVE
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER
==GOOBY==
[[Image:Zzzzzasdf.png|thumb|GOOBY]]
 
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more}}
 
[[Zzzzzasdf.png|thumb|['''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY.  Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
 
They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
 
== CHANNELS ==
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.
 
== EVENTS ==
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene.  These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
 
In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
 
== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition.  Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
 
* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
 
GRAND DAD IS LOVE
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER
==GOOBY==
[[Image:Zzzzzasdf.png|thumb|GOOBY]]
 
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more]]
 
'''['''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY.  Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
 
They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
 
== CHANNELS ==
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.
 
== EVENTS ==
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene.  These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
 
In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
 
== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition.  Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
 
* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
 
GRAND DAD IS LOVE
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER
==GOOBY==
[[Image:Zzzzzasdf.png|thumb|GOOBY]]
 
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more''' is a video uploaded on 14 [[August 2009]]. This is Ian's response to [[Liquid Chris]]'s finale. The video contains the first appearance of Ian's sign to save [[McIntire Park]], which appears later in a video recorded from [[Charlottesville]] public access television. [[CWC Public Disclaimer|Yet again]], Ian rattles off his [[14 Branchland Court|personal info]] in order to somehow prove he's the real Chris. He also [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s Liquid in the most [[Autism|spectacular]] display of the attack in all of Christory.
 
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==Video==
==Video==
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=== Transcript ===
=== Transcript ===
''Oh'' no you don't, Chris! You're not getting away that easy! You do all that, [[Chris and the Law|I will SUE your sorry ass]]! And I wanna tell [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo]] in Redmond right away to stop you, because they know as well as I do. I sent them a letter previously. months and months ago. for the origi-for the original printout of the [[Sonichu 0|Number Zero book]]. They know! They have the records! ''They know''. I have been a customer of them ''for years!'' They have had my money a bunch of times! Long before I made up with Sony and gave them [[Monthly Tugboat|over two th...]] [''suddenly trails off and twitches his neck and left arm''] Agh... [''performs an incredibly gay, limp-wristed swatting gesture toward the camera as he utters an odd squealing sound''] Nintendo has like five TH- over five thousand dollars worth between me and my parents, but anyway. I'm st... Anyway, you are not- you will not [[Speech Impediment|secede]]. [''Points finger at camera''] You are the IMPOSTOR!
''Oh'' no you don't, Chris! '''You're''' not getting away that easy! You do all that, [[Chris and the Law|I will SUE your sorry ass]]! And I wanna tell [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo]] in Redmond right away to stop you, because they know as well as I do. I sent them a letter previously, ''months and months ago'', for the origi-for the original printout of the [[Sonichu 0|Number Zero book]]. They know! They have the records! ''They know.'' I have been a customer of them ''for years!'' They have had my money a bunch of times! Long before I made up with Sony and gave them [[Monthly Tugboat|over two th...]] [''suddenly trails off and twitches his neck and left arm, realizing that he's undermined his own point about being a loyal Nintendo customer''] Agh... [''performs an incredibly effeminate, limp-wristed swatting gesture toward the camera as he utters an odd squealing sound; he then quickly raises his left arm again, before dropping it''] Nintendo has like five TH- over five thousand dollars worth between me and my parents, but anyway. I'm st... Anyway, you are not- you will not [[Speech Impediment|secede]]. [''Points finger at camera''] You are the IMPOSTOR!


[''backs away from the camera''] You are the ''impostor!'' STOP - THAT - BROWN - STRIPED - IN - THE... [''trails off again in confusion''] shirt...  [''nods head''] WITH THE ''PAPER'' MEDALLION! ''Stop'' that impostor! [''Shows a drawn cardboard, the Sonichu [[McIntire Park]] sign''] [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] are mine ''ALONE''! I am ''the'' Christian Weston Chandler, [''begins to speak at a ridiculous speed''] born with the birth name of [[Christopher's name change|Christopher]], February 24th, [[1982]], '''I'm''' the one with [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]] as my father and [[Barbara Ann Weston Chandler]] as my mother, [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Ruckersville]], Virginia 22968, (434) 990-0198! ''STOP'' that ''IMPOSTOR'' bastard who has been posing with ''MY'' name, ''MY'' address, ''MY'' phone number, ''EVERYTHING! STOP HIM!'' HE DESERVES ''NOTHING!''
[''backs away from the camera''] You are the ''impostor!'' STOP - THAT - BROWN - STRIPED - IN - THE... [''trails off again in confusion''] shirt...  [''nods head''] WITH THE ''PAPER'' MEDALLION! ''Stop'' that impostor! [''Shows a drawn cardboard, the Sonichu [[McIntire Park]] sign''] '''[[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] are mine ''ALONE!''''' I am ''the'' Christian Weston Chandler, [''begins to speak at a ridiculous speed''] born with the birth name of [[Christopher's name change|Christopher]], February 24th, [[1982]], '''I'm''' the one with [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]] as my father and [[Barbara Ann Weston Chandler]] as my mother, [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Ruckersville]], Virginia 22968, (434) 990-0198! ''STOP'' that ''IMPOSTOR'' bastard who has been posing with ''MY'' name, ''MY'' address, ''MY'' phone number, ''EVERYTHING! '''STOP HIM!'' HE DESERVES ''NOTHING!'''''


{{RageQuote|[[Death threats|DUUUUUHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIEEEEE, YOOOOUUU!]]}}
{{RageQuote|[[Death threats|DUUUUUHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIEEEEE, YOOOOUUU!]]}}
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[''reappears without glasses''] ''Especially'' after that disclaimer video I made, where I told everyody not to buy anything from you. I warn Nintendo, and [[HEXBox|Microsoft]], and Sony: do not buy anything from ''him'' either. '''He's''' the impostor, I'M the real deal. Look at the ''history'' on [[ED]] and everywhere else. You will rot in ''jail'', mister... ssss... you will rot in jail. Nintendo has known me for years, so long- so much longer, practically my whole lifetime. They ''know'' me. And they know ''you'' to be the ''impostor''! You go into Nintendo's doors, they ''will'' kick your ass out. Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony, ''stop him!'' ''Put him in jail! Call the [[jerkops|police]] on him!'' ...Anybody else in my [[True and Loyal Fanbase|true loyal fanbase]]... do the same thing, please help me, put him in jail when you see his sorry face.  
[''reappears without glasses''] ''Especially'' after that disclaimer video I made, where I told everyody not to buy anything from you. I warn Nintendo, and [[HEXBox|Microsoft]], and Sony: do not buy anything from ''him'' either. '''He's''' the impostor, I'M the real deal. Look at the ''history'' on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] and everywhere else. You will rot in ''jail'', mister... Ssss... You will rot in jail. Nintendo has known me for years, so long- so much longer, practically my whole lifetime. They ''know'' me. And they know ''you'' to be the ''impostor!'' You go into Nintendo's doors, they ''will'' kick your ass out. Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony, stop him! ''Put him in jail! Call the [[jerkops|police]] on him!'' ...Anybody else in my [[True and Loyal Fanbase|true loyal fanbase]]: do the same thing, please help me, put him in jail when you see his sorry face.


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Call the police on him. [[Stress sigh|(Sighs)]] Have a nice day.
Call the police on him. [''[[Stress sigh|sighs irritably]]''] Have a nice day.


==Fan Videos==
==Fan Videos==
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== CHANNELS ==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.
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== EVENTS ==
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The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene.  These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
| maker          = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuObAUCueXDNZpyhljfQ_kQ Craig Smith]
 
| subject        =
In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
| type          =  
 
| info          = Smile, Sweet, Sister, Sadistic, Surprise, Service, Sonichu
== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
}}
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition.  Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
 
* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
 
GRAND DAD IS LOVE
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER
==GOOBY==
[[Image:Zzzzzasdf.png|thumb|GOOBY]]
 
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
['''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
 
They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
 
== CHANNELS ==
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.
 
== EVENTS ==
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene.  These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
 
In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
 
== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition.  Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
 
* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
 
GRAND DAD IS LOVE
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER
==GOOBY==
[[Image:Zzzzzasdf.png|thumb|GOOBY]]


Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
==See also==
==See also==
*[[Death threats]]
*[[Death threats]]

Latest revision as of 01:36, 8 November 2023

SONICHU AND ROSECHU ARE MINE ALONE.
Chris, barely remembering what this was supposedly all about
Save it to the extreme, you two!

NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!! is a video uploaded on 14 August 2009. This is Ian Brandon Anderson's response to Liquid Chris's finale, which Ian was unsatisfied with and felt that there was unfinished business between the two of them. The title is censored for unknown reasons, despite Ian's use of uncensored profanity in the video itself.

The video contains the first appearance of Ian's sign to save McIntire Park, which appears later in a video recorded from Charlottesville public access television. Yet again, he rattles off his personal info in order to somehow prove he's the real Chris.

Ian also bellows an unusually deep, borderline demonic death threat against Liquid between statements about how he should be arrested for identity theft, before wrapping the video up by firing a curse-ye-ha-me-ha at his counterpart in the most spectacular display of the attack in all of Christory.

Video


NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 14 August 2009
Subject Matter ViolenceViolence Violence
Performance Style RageRage Rage
Saga LiquidLiquid Liquid Chris
Shirt Red with Black TrimRedblacktrim.png The Happy Jack
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Transcript

Oh no you don't, Chris! You're not getting away that easy! You do all that, I will SUE your sorry ass! And I wanna tell Nintendo in Redmond right away to stop you, because they know as well as I do. I sent them a letter previously, months and months ago, for the origi-for the original printout of the Number Zero book. They know! They have the records! They know. I have been a customer of them for years! They have had my money a bunch of times! Long before I made up with Sony and gave them over two th... [suddenly trails off and twitches his neck and left arm, realizing that he's undermined his own point about being a loyal Nintendo customer] Agh... [performs an incredibly effeminate, limp-wristed swatting gesture toward the camera as he utters an odd squealing sound; he then quickly raises his left arm again, before dropping it] Nintendo has like five TH- over five thousand dollars worth between me and my parents, but anyway. I'm st... Anyway, you are not- you will not secede. [Points finger at camera] You are the IMPOSTOR!

[backs away from the camera] You are the impostor! STOP - THAT - BROWN - STRIPED - IN - THE... [trails off again in confusion] shirt... [nods head] WITH THE PAPER MEDALLION! Stop that impostor! [Shows a drawn cardboard, the Sonichu McIntire Park sign] Sonichu and Rosechu are mine ALONE! I am the Christian Weston Chandler, [begins to speak at a ridiculous speed] born with the birth name of Christopher, February 24th, 1982, I'm the one with Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr. as my father and Barbara Ann Weston Chandler as my mother, 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville, Virginia 22968, (434) 990-0198! STOP that IMPOSTOR bastard who has been posing with MY name, MY address, MY phone number, EVERYTHING! STOP HIM! HE DESERVES NOTHING!


DUUUUUHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIEEEEE, YOOOOUUU!


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[reappears without glasses] Especially after that disclaimer video I made, where I told everyody not to buy anything from you. I warn Nintendo, and Microsoft, and Sony: do not buy anything from him either. He's the impostor, I'M the real deal. Look at the history on ED and everywhere else. You will rot in jail, mister... Ssss... You will rot in jail. Nintendo has known me for years, so long- so much longer, practically my whole lifetime. They know me. And they know you to be the impostor! You go into Nintendo's doors, they will kick your ass out. Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony, stop him! Put him in jail! Call the police on him! ...Anybody else in my true loyal fanbase: do the same thing, please help me, put him in jail when you see his sorry face.

[jump cut]

[Chris is now wearing his glasses again] And you know what? Let's top this off. [unsurprisingly, he removes his glasses] Right now. No "shin", we're going for the original. Just for that impostor that has worn the brown stripes all this time. Hmmm... Curse-ye-ha-me-


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


[jump cut]

Call the police on him. [sighs irritably] Have a nice day.

Fan Videos

Infinite Rage
Direct link Youtube, archive
Made By Vivian Gee
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


Blend Sonichu
Stardate 5 November 2017
Made By Craig Smith
Other Info Smile, Sweet, Sister, Sadistic, Surprise, Service, Sonichu
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

See also

CWC Public Disclaimer Chris's videos The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who
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The Players

People: Solid Chris (Ian) • Liquid ChrisKacey DevoriaKim WilsonMatthew DevoriaKatie BayClyde CashSpazkid


The Calls

SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKEKacey calls (Father CallKacey and Liquid CallThe End For Real)


Liquid Videos: Solid Videos:
Coinciding Sagas: Clyde Cash, Emily