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DONT FUCK WITH THIS PAGE. I'M ATTEMPTING TO FIX THE THREE FACEBOOK PAGES BUT IT'LL TAKE SOME TIME. IGNORE THIS ARTICLE TIL THIS IS GONE

I am a good man

Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 5:57pm There are some cyber bullies who have taken my words and feelings out of context, and twisted them into meaningless mockery. Please do not believe those terrible rumors; I am a good man who needs a female sweetheart to soothe my pains from loneliness, stress of social influences, and heart-aches. Please help me, so I can help you one day.

The Common Question, "Do I know you?"

Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 9:49pm When a person asks you, "Do I know you?", it brings up a greater answer. "I'm not a mind-reader, so I can't tell you how well you know me." The question is dumb in itself; no one is able to answer it. Because no one can read their mind and answer it with full confidence.

Man I am SOOO SHY. "How Shy are you?" I am SOOO SHY, that...

Thursday, January 24, 2008 at 4:48pm Today, Jan. 24, 2008, I was at the Alderman Library. I was playing Sudoku on my PSP, and I was listening in on this conversation between a couple of cute ladies just to my right. I've enjoyed just listening to them talk about their things; I will not devulge any details, because I am the man who will keep a secret (Plus, I don't know ALL the details). Anyway, after one of the two left, the gal that stayed sittin' next to me, talked on her cell in what sounded like Dutch or German. IT WAS THE PERFECT OPENING for a conversation towards making a new gal-pal. I had it in my head, "Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear your chat on your phone, but was that Dutch or German you were speaking?" I HAD THE NERVE SET UP, I was raring to say it, but when I started to say it, the tension and my shyness and my autism choked me, literally; I couldn't even open my mouth to say anything. And she left. I am kicking myself now. Anyway, THAT IS HOW SHY I AM; I am so shy, that I JUST FREEZE OR CHOKE upon starting to talk to a new girl I don't know yet.

What I am looking for in a woman

(note: this note was posted on the same day Bob died)

Tuesday, September 6, 2011 at 1:23am **Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family). -21 to 29-years old -Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT -Education: High School Graduate and/or Better -NOT A Smoker -Carefree/Light-Hearted -Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy) -Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem -Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs) -Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet 10 inches -Brunette or Blonde hair -B-Cup size minimum -Clean -Casual -Not Crazy or Abusive -Make-Up Optional -Well-Informed to Expert in sex

Unsolicited Friend Requests

Sunday, February 5, 2012 at 10:27pm Unsolicited Friend Requests WILL BE DENIED AND DELETED, ESPECIALLY from ALL People I have NOT met IN PERSON, FACE-TO-FACE, Beforehand.

Shooting Myself in the Foot

Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 1:34pm I have often "shot myself in the foot" with great mistakes, including and especially, all of the mistakes I've made from letting myself be Blackmailed, Tricked, Deceived, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, by immature individuals who hide behind the veil of the internet to create hate-filled slanders of my once good name; those people are nothing more than privacy-invading, gum-gabbing, gossip columnists, working for a gravely corrupted, should-be-fired-for-good "editor in chief".

An Open Note

Sunday, April 1, 2012 at 11:12pm I want to make something very clear to everyone on the internet. The hatred against me for the sake of hatred is unjustifiable, and totally uncalled for. You People Do Not Really give a damn about what happens to me. The ONLY person in this world who knows me most and Truly cares about me is my mother. The Real Friends I have made throughout my lifetime In Person, FREE From the internet, have had the opportunity to know me for who I Truly Am, a Caring, Compassionate, all-around Good Person. Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who turned Coldest Shoulder Against me and STARTED all of the Online Hatred. And the rest of you who have Not Met Me AT ALL and INSIST of friending me online; DO I KNOW YOU PEOPLE? NO, I do Not, and I do not think I will EVER want to meet the Vast Majority of you, because you all ONLY want to add further to the Gabby Gossip Column full of hatred and uncaring content. The ONLY person I have in the world who Cares about me the most is my mother, Barbara, and outside of this house, I do not really have that many people to ANY person who Cares about me at all, even my relatives. NOBODY cares what happens to me and my mother. To the Majority of you, I pray the soul of my father gives you all nightmares, and may God have mercy on your souls. You Do Not Really Care About Me, Christian Weston Chandler.

An Open Note (4/13/2012)

(note: while it was once a public note, it has either been removed or set to private)

Friday, April 13, 2012 at 10:08pm It is true, I, Christian Weston Chandler, have had sexual intercourse with a lovely woman Wednesday, April 4, 2012. There is nothing inconceivable about it from the lovely lady and I having the pleasant conversation, exchanging phone numbers, and the very pleasant experience between her and I behind the closed doors at her place. Penile/Vaginal intercourse, Cuddling and Blowing have all taken place. I do not require any congratulations or communications towards any discussions of the details, because I will never tell the full story anywhere online, and certainly anyone I do not, and have not, known personally and In Person. And to all who continue to pick on and torture me, this is one thing that will ONLY be in your own self-fabricated theories and fables; you will never get the full story. And your reign of terror will only result in mockery towards your own Troll/Cyber-Bully kind. You all have my pity towards your selfish, demoralizing, incriminating, lonely, hate-for-hate's-sake-filled jealousy and hatred, and whatever mental and emotional issues you each likely suffer from. You Trolls, Get A Life. Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler 4/13/2012

to @cogsdev from me, @CWCSonichu

Monday April 16, 2012 at 4:21am Heh. Heh. Heh. ;:j I am watching YOU, foolish Cyber-Bullies. I LAUGH at your ill idiosyncratic discussions and thinking you all are better than me. If you are better, Why have you NOT Learned any Maturity for yourselves. It is wrong to continuously laugh at people with a disability, and their mistakes, because the tables turn on the laughing bully and troll. I am in your dreams, haunting you for your aiding and abeting towards your sole hate-filled reasons, jealosies and lackluster purposes against me and my family and friends. You ALL will pay for your Crimes and Sins of Cyber-Bullying the once innocent good people and myself. Changing your avatar and screen name and website are all useless, because I Can And Will Find YOU again and again, and I will continue to Laugh at you all and your immature idiosyncries. HA HA HA. **This note will be removed from here after being copied or screencapped.

Save and Keep Derpy Hooves Pony.

Wednesday, 25 April 2012 at 17:45 In my humble opinion, I actually like Derpy for her name, given I feel the new voice is an improvement; her name is still very cute. I take no offense whatsoever to the word. I first heard the word from an episode of "South Park"; I thought it was only gibberish, and it was funny. Derpy should still be a featured character, because let's face it, NOBODY, or NOPONY, is mentally perfect, and it is a character like Derpy here that makes us all aware of mental disabilities, great (low-functioning) or small (high-functioning) to tolerate them and help them towards better self-confidence, because we ALL need to feel like we are capable of surviving in this world, community and all public and social situations. I, Christian Weston Chandler, of Ruckersville, VA, USA, respect and like Derpy, and I encourage Lauren Faust, Amy Keating Rogers, and the rest of the MLP:FIM crew to keep her on WITH her name, and create an episode teaching tolerance. Christian Weston Chandler. April 25, 2012 MLP: FiM - Derpy Talks and Derps www.youtube.com UPDATE! Derpy has been removed as canon from this episode. Whether it is permanent or not is not yet known. To see why, click this link to an e-mail the writ... http://www.savederpy.com

Chris later commented:

And what's more good, I have the Original Episode recorded as well from when it aired on the Hub on Janurary 21, 2012 on my DVR. I really like Derpy. Although I take back what I said about the new voice; the Original Voice IS Better.

I have decided

Thursday, 26 April 2012 at 19:35 The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to Fashion Square Shopping Center in Charlottesville, Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my Sweetheart Search with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily starting this Saturday, April 27, 2012 fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the Hippo on my Head. I Welcome All. Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler April 25, 2012

Chris later revised this note, with additions bolded.

The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to Fashion Square Shopping Center in Charlottesville, Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my Sweetheart Search with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily (Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays) starting this Saturday, April 28, 2012 fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the Hippo on my Head. (EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus) I Welcome All. Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler April 25, 2012

Chris later commented:

I meant the 28th; it was my mistake in judgment at the time of typing up this Note.

Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D

On 28 April 2012, Chris posted in Facebook once again, declaring "victory" against the trolls. His reason for ego-tripping was his belief that he had fooled the trolls by announcing that he would come out in public with a new Attraction Sign, subsequently causing them confusion when he didn't show up. Unfortunately for Chris, he ends up making an utter jackass of himself with this post, both by confirming that he let the trolls get to him in the mall, resulting in a shouting match that got him thrown out, as well as basically admitting that his brilliant "revenge" involved him staying holed up in his room, something he does every single day of his life anyway. The delusion that he has "won" when in fact he's shot himself in the foot yet again is really staggering.

He also takes the time to issue idle death threats to his trolls at the end of his bellowing, almost as if he was desperate for people to take him seriously.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! You, ALL of YOU, Trolls and Cyber-Bullies, You all are SOO Fallible, Gullible, Paranoia-Prone, Clownish, At the Bottom of the Heap, Stupid FOOLS. For I, Christian Weston Chandler, have FOOLED the VAST Majority of You All (not counting those who have posted their own Suspicions). YES, YES, YES! I HAVE been reading your comically inept and crackpot theoretical posts on your Forum. NOTHING IS Private to and of you fools. ;8j To preface, I will enlighten your puny minds straightforward. I HAD no intention, purpose, or Ability to go to Fashion Square At All on today the 28th. Do you want to know why? OH, you all are soo impresionable. On the 31st of March, I was really having a bad day, what with the upcoming court date on the 4th of April and all. I was feeling very irritable then. I was walking the mall peacefully, but with the stress in my head. I answer a few calls from a troll or two, just to give you all a piece of my anger. Yes, Yes, LAUGH and SCOFF all you want. My answers were cursory and loud. Overheard, YES, I was chased by Jerkops. But I did not receive the yellow slip until the 25th of April that said, "BANNED". So, I later decided to pull a prank on YOU ALL. The elaborate Facebook Note; LETTING YOU ALL shoot yourselves in the foot more by Prank Calling the Mall, and their latest Manager, Mr. Weiner (his name was on the slip, next to "Manager"). I too scoff at his small-sausage name. All I had to do was stay at home with doors locked, and let you all argue and fight it out. I read your posts and laughed and laughed at EVERYTHING you thought was true or what was false; theories and mistaken "facts". You all THINK you know me, but you REALLY DO NOT, and You All JUST DO NOT, AND NEVER WILL, UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL. And as long as your Purpose of Knowing Me consists of that of Gossip Columnist or Worse, Trolling, Bullying, Cyber-Bullying, Abuse, or anything of Malcontent, I Do NOT want you to Know Me EVER. In the END, you ALL have played Right Into My Hands, like me overlooking the battlefield and picking up/placing you all one by one into the BOMBING RANGE CENTER! I am a LOT more INTELLIGENT, WISE and KNOWLEDGEABLE than your puny minds can theorize; I am NOT STUPID, nor am I a moron. And you know what? YOU ALL Have MADE Me This Way; CRAZY and PARANOID with Loss of PEACE OF MIND. I am WATCHING each and every one of you Fallible Trolls, and REST-ASSURED, I know where each of you live, and I am Coming After Each of You All! YES, It was ME, and these posts WERE Real. Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler 4/28/2012 **More Photos and Comments are in the appropriate Photo Album of mine, "Cwcki Forum ScreenCaps".

I am still Reading Your Posts, Suckas

Monday, 30 April 2012 at 01:41 And to quell one question. "JenkinsJinkies" "camp story"; FAKE as any of y'all's sarcastic responses. The idea for that pile of crap I typed just to convince y'all to believe originated from Peter Griffin's Parrot; the episode Chris went out with the vet assistant. Polly repeated, "I had a gay experince at camp". PUNK'D!!!

Hey, Trollies

Feeling the need to brag again, Chris posted on Facebook taunting the trolls that he wouldn't say a word about what he was up to....and ends up confirming that he got banned from the mall like a dumbass, lost his virginity to a hooker and went to a Mythbusters tour, ironically divulging more about himself than anybody currently knew for the last few months.

Tuesday, 1 May 2012 at 5:53 You REALLY want to know what the Victory was for me on the Mall Prank? I'll spell it out for you in a nutshell. I got the BAN note THE DAY BEFORE I made the NOTE on me going back there. You fallible fools had NO PREVIOUS CLUE, neither from me, nor ANYONE or ANYWHERE else. IF you all had prior ban knowledge, Would You who have made the trip, MADE the trip? NO, you would not have. I KNEW THE CRITICAL DETAIL, and YOU ALL DID NOT; I Fooled You All. And I'll tell you another thing, I DID Have Sexual Intercourse with a Half-Cherokee Woman, but you all will never find out who. I'll give you an inkling; she's somewhere on the backpage. You ALL think YOU KNOW ME; You REALLY DO NOT. I hold MORE information within myself that NONE of you will EVER KNOW. Like, MAYBE I went to a show starring the Hynamin recently. MAYBE I was ON STAGE for one of their demonstrations. MAYBE I got their autographs on my self-made duct-tape wallet. MAYBE I do not have a duct-tape wallet. I will neither confirm or deny anything for YOU life-wrecking bastards. I ain't tellin' ya nothing. I use that statement in the ironic sense that I am currently informing you that I am not going to tell you anything. I ain't tellin' ya nothing. Good Day, Christian W. Chandler. May 1, 2012 P.S. It is now OVER Two-Hundred Screencaps, and Still Counting.

Chris's "Hynamin" show is probably a reference to Jamie Hyneman; there was a MythBusters live show in Washington, D.C. on 24 March 2012, 100 miles (160 km) from Ruckersville. Several leaks later would confirm that Chris did attend the MythBusters tour, but he wasn't chosen to go up on stage.

Hey, Doofs! Leave Anna Alone!

Saturday, 5 May 2012 at 6:43 She and I are friends, and we talk, but we each have our own lives. She does NOT deserve to be bothered by you doofy trolls at all. It has always been ME you want. She will never ever talk about me even in her wall posts, and she will never friend or acknowledge any of you. Yes, she is cute, and it is possible that she may look like my mom at a younger age, but I do not see my mom in her, and she is who she is, and I respect Anna as a friend. Aim your shit towards me alone, and Leave All of My Friends and Family alone. Sincerely, Christian W. Chandler. May 3, 2012

Mimms

Saturday, 12 May 2012 at 6:35 Daniel Mimms knows a LOT about me. I have divulged a number of juicy stories with him during our card games. Do not believe his denial of any knowledge or association with me. Facebook.com/TehRussian Sincerely, Christian W. Chandler 5/12/2012

To The Trolls

This message was in response to a discussion on the CWCki forums about a poster campaign on 2 June 2012, alerting the people of Charlottesville to Chris's degeneracy.

Monday, 4 June 2012 at 02:20 I have continued reading your posts and alerting the authorities of your actions. NOBODY came to my house at all, you lying, cheating bastards. Frankly, I grow tired of continuing to read your shit lies, including the biggest hoax of yours, the Poster Campaign. Nobody put up any damn posters or handed out frigging flyers at all. I have been reading your posts personally through "trombonista's" account; there was NO MOLE. Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler June 4, 2012

Hey! Damn trolls!

Clearly cracking under the pressure of being duped by the trolls and his impending arraignment in July, the once smug Chris degenerates into self-pity even further. Ironically, Chris has been guilty of almost every single thing he wants the trolls to stop doing to him.

Wednesday 27 June 2012 Hey! Damn Trolls, Cyber-Bullies, and People ALL Around the Fucking World!!! Quit HATING Me!!! Quit DISCRIMINATING Me!!! Quit HARASSING Me!!! Quit GIVING ME GRIEF!!! Quit WANTING ME DEAD!!! Quit BAD-MOUTHING Me!!! Quit BLOGGING ABOUT Me!!! Quit HAVING FORUMS ABOUT Me!!! Quit HAVING WEBSITES AND WEBPAGES ABOUT Me!!! Quit PHOTOGRAPHING and PHOTOSHOPPING Me!!! Quit DRAWING Me!!! Quit MOCKING Me!!! Quit MAKING ME LOOK STUPID, DUMB, RETARDED, EVIL, VILLIANOUS, BLOOD-THIRSTY, MURDEROUS, UNSOCIABLE, UNCARING, UNEMPATHETIC, UNCOMPASSIONATE, HATABLE, DETESTABLE, IRRITABLE, CRAPPED-ON, ETCETERA, ETCETERA, FUCKING ETCETERA!!! Quit MAKING ME MISERABLE, DEPRESSED, LONELY, SAD, and HATEFUL OF MY OWN LIFE!!! Just QUIT IT, and LEAVE ME AND MY LIFE ALONE AND TO BE!!!!!!!

In this post's comment section, Anna suggested Chris to change his phone number resulting in this conversation:

Wednesday, 27 June 2012 Fighta Jet Lopez: Solution: do not use the internet anymore, and change your phone number. It's either that, or this continues forever. That's just the nature of the trolls. Christian Weston Chandler: I can NOT change my number; TOO Much are linked to it, and I do not remember EVERY Last important person/company linked. Plus it is on my business cards. Fighta Jet Lopez: But you don't have a business, and how many calls do you get that aren't from trolls? Christian Weston Chandler: Firstly, I don't need to have a business to have business cards with my contact info and 3DS Mii QR code and Mii image on them. Second I get all of the important calls for this household these days; I can not afford a new number.

You WILL be brought in!

One day following his arraignment, Chris updated to confirm that the account of his trial given by Cyan and Indigo were true, save for a minor detail about the exact words he used against Michael Snyder. He then stated that Rob confronted the "trolls" and that they would be brought in no matter where they were, which is an empty threat since nothing illegal was done.

As usual, Anna chimes in with "A small victory!" as a reply to this post, proving that, once again, she's an enabling kiss-ass with no constructive advice for Chris, even after he could have landed in jail for his own actions.

Wednesday, 11 July 2012 Yep, the trolls know most of what went on in the court room yesterday; it is confirmed that two of them were in there, going by the online names of "Cyan" and "Indigo". Rob recognized them both, and informed them that their trolling stupid presence is noted and known. I have also found their transcribed, personal reports on the Cwcki Forum, and they have a 23 second video on YouTube of them driving by the courthouse and holding up the day's "New York Times" paper, titled "CyanIndigo", same as their account name. And they quoted me in calling Snyder "thieving and lying"; I had actually said "Bribing and lying". Anyway, we ALL know of them, and they will be brought in regardless of currently being in Or outside of Virginia or even the United States of America.

Stop sending me friend requests!

Monday, 8 October 2012 I am not going to tell you all again; DO NOT SEND ME ANY FRIEND REQUESTS If I Do NOT Already Know You Personally and/or If I Have Never Met You In Person!!! And Do Not EVER Message me if I have Never Known You EVER!!!

To the surprise of no one, Anna encouraged Chris's rage with a "You tell 'em, Christian!" Additionally, Savannah Chandler liked Chris's status and Anna's comment, suggesting that she may be aware of her uncle's Internet infamy.

Please forgive me!

Sunday, 21 October 2012 I send out this message to all people, especially the Trolls and Cyber-Bullies on the Internet. I, Christian Weston Chandler, am guilty of a lot of things that have been mistakenly uploaded and leaked online; I have for a long time been stricken and made beyond crestfallen by the repercussions of my actions and words. And great mockery and egging has befallen me for years now, and it seriously needs to stop now. There are no "laughs" longer to be made at my expense, and the running gag is at the end of its tracks. It is better to Forgive and Forget, as told by Jesus, our lord, and is the way of our almighty God. So to everybody who has felt wronged with stuff I have done in the past, I am really, sincerely sorry. All I ask is for everybody's forgiveness and for everybody to forget my mistakes, errors, everything. Please, just forget about me in total; please, disband all online groups and individual hatreds against me; please, remove everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts.

On October 9th 2012 screen captures of some of Chris's private posts from 2012 were leaked revealing Chris's conflicts with manajerks at McDonalds and a trip to Washington DC to see a Myth Busters live show. Also included was an attempt to dox Megan Schroeder due to a belief that she started the trolling as a means of playing kick the autistic. Subsequently, on October 21, Chris posted an apology as a public status on Facebook. A couple weeks later, he deleted it.

A Christmas Gift

Thursday, 20 December 2012 I offer for all the complete set of songs and intros from the 1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon that my father hosted and played music of Jugs, Kazzoos and Washboards, Blues and Boogie-Woogie, plus three more hours of good jazz that was recorded with it on the original 6 Hour VHS. http://rapidshare.com/files/3812165045/1990%20WTJU%20Jazz%20Marathon.zip Merry Christmas.

It's impossible for me to make someone mine

Wednesday, 30 January 2013 "Everyone has their own life to live, and I know it's impossible for me to make someone mine." -Nana O, the anime "NANA" English dub. Yep...

Sad, depressed, poor, and pathetic

Saturday, 2 February 2013 I am sad, depressed, poor and pathetic. :_(

No trolling plans

In this post, Chris screencaps the CWCki Forums and remarks how its users are conspiring to troll him, despite the fact that no actual post discusses plans to troll Chris.

Tuesday, 12 February 2013 "No Trolling Plans"; Who the f*** are they kidding?

Smiley

Chris finishes watching Smiley, a universally panned low-budget movie, and takes it upon himself to extrapolate an anti-trolling theme. Chris also expresses his belief that this R-rated film should be exhibited to high school students as a form of education and feels it would reduce teen suicides.

Friday, 22 February 2013 Just finished watching "Smiley". (Spoiler Alert) I liked it, because the people behind it had a general understanding of the horrible "fad" of Trolling and getting "LULZ" that has found me to be a victim of it for five years. After the initial scare and the move-in, the talk about the "underground" of the Internet: /b/, 4chan, anonymous, and Trolling really sets up the plot well, as well as start up a spot of pent up anger. And after the final death, the majority of "Smileys" were the drunken, bored idiots who get their laughs from seriously hurting people. And come into discussion, "Anonymous"; the central hub of the Trolls. Even though this was considered a low-budget movie, it really speaks to me, as a victim. This movie, aside from the gory parts and the "R" rating, everyone who has been trolled or are aware of them at least a little bit, should watch this movie, even to have it shown in high schools. I feel it best puts it all into perspective, and it would certainly decrease the suicide rate quite a bit. No one has to give in for their sick entertainment.

Open Letter to Tara Strong

Chris takes a moment to publicly blast My Little Pony voice actress Tara Strong for apparently contributing to the cyber-bullying epidemic.

Monday, 25 February 2013 I fully understand the video, "Twilightlicious", is nearly a year old now, but in due reference to my recent post about "Smiley", I feel compelled to comment on Tara Strong's (voice actress of Twilight Sparkle) contribution towards the very objectionable contribution towards promoting Internet Troll(ing)s/Cyber-Bullies. And I wish my full post be forwarded to Miss Strong's full attention posthaste. While I do respect her voice acting in MLP:FIM, and she does a good job at portraying Twilight, I feel distraught in hearing her voice not only in promoting Trolling, but linking Twilight with the act. Even as to dare mark the now alicorn a Mascot for Trolling. As a lot of people are aware of me, I have been a grave victim of Trolling for over five long years. I have been emotionally and mentally scarred by the Trolls' deceptions, lies, blackmail, slander of my once good name, and so forth. Now I am like a black sheep of the world for the wrongest of reasons and people are afraid, and misunderstand worse, of me and of who I am and was. So, I address you, Miss Tara Strong. Did you have any knowledge or acknowledgement of what Trolling was and is, and how these horrible people have and continue to mentally and emotionally damage innocent people with their twisted, sick, demented an evil ways alongside Anonymous and 4Chan behind the veils of the Internet? How do you stand in the name of protecting innocent people from being emotionally and mentally damaged from such bullying? And what were you thinking at the time when you recorded your voice for "blackgryphon's" meme, which obviously depicted and promoted Trolling? If you had absolutely no regard to the consequences of the people, including myself, who were, are and have been the tragic victims of the bullying Trolls, then I see a lot of disappointed Twilight Sparkle fans and Bronies ready to boo at you. Please, prove my theory wrong, and make a statement directly from your person, and in the good name of Twilight Sparkle, Bubbles and all of the characters you've given your voice to. Sincerely, Christian W.Chandler Ruckersville, VA, USA

One troll decided to forward this message to Tara Strong on Facebook, assuming that she'd get a kick out of it. The following day, Tara actually responded:

"I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously for their own attention. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it. All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy."

Despite not knowing about Chris at all before reading his rant, Tara seemed to have caught on that Chris is an attention whore right from the get-go. While he had succeeded in what many trolls assumed to be an utterly ridiculous campaign (although one can easily argue that it was Chris' trolls who pushed the pieces into place), Chris' attitude has once again made him a pariah, this time with the Brony community.

Trolling is Abhor-able

Chris followed the previous letter up with a brief note expressing his well-known distaste for trolls.

Monday, 25 February 2013 Trolling/Cyber-Bullying/Bullying are All just Abhor-able, Wrong and Degrading to us all emotionally and mentally.

I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out

Chris responds to criticism that his open letter is ridiculous.

Wednesday, 27 February 2013 Yes, I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out, because Trolling IS Bullying, and I can hardly stand idly by and allow herself and Twilight to famously promote that which is just terribly wrong.

So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact

Possibly in reference to helpful advice Rocky or the court-appointed counselor has given him, Chris complains about the difficulty of eye contact.

Friday, 8 March 2013 So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact. :(

Anna once again mindlessly agrees with Chris in a reply to his post, remarking that eye contact is like "staring into a bright light."

Sonichu is not dead

Chris remarks that Sonichu has not died, despite rumors to the contrary, and makes no promises for the return of the Sonichu comic. Interestingly enough, he claims he "was an amateur", implying that he is now professional and the quality of his work has improved. Of course, the rest of us know that this is almost certainly not the case.

Saturday, 9 March 2013 Listen up. When I was online with my comic pages, I had never really planned ahead as I should have with releases and such. I was an amateur, I got scared off, I still feel very timid. I am not making any promises with anything for the future. Nobody in my comicverse is dead. Do not have any expectations of me.

Gay Marriage

Oblivious to a pivotal moment in US history, Chris complains about frequent media coverage of the gay marriage Supreme Court case Hollingsworth v. Perry, probably because the news is preempting his My Little Pony reruns. Chris also takes this time to express his support for lesbian marriage while blasting the "damn homosexual men", probably only because lesbians are hot and homo men are icky.

Thursday, 28 March 2013 Another thing that really Grinds My Gears: I mean no personal offense, and I am For Lesbians being together and their marriage. But I am really offended with the damn homosexual males altogether. So I am like 50/50 on the current topic in the newspapers, but I am 100% sick, tired and disgusted of having to read at least the headlines in the Post. Talk about something else already!

The next day, Anna called Chris out on his bigotry, showing that his behavior is even beginning to alienate his enablers:

it isn't right for you to be okay with lesbians and not be okay with gays

On 31 March, Chris shot back with this red herring that fails to address the original issue:

Like it is not right for me to prefer women over men for attraction and companionship? Or a number of women not liking women over men for their catty attitudes?

In addition, another one of Chris' friends joined in on the fray, attempting to inject some insight into Chris' rambling train of thought:

Huh. That's weird. Y'know, the gay women are taking potential girlfriends away from you. And the gay men are keeping other men from taking potential girlfriends from you. So, you've got it backwards. Anyway, you know, some people might be against autistic rights you know. What if people are offended by you and say you shouldnt have a girlfriend?

On April 1, Chris predictably responded with this set of delusions and contradictions:

Well, I do not like the majority of the male population regardless. The straight ones take the women away. The damn homo males not only tried to push their gross ways onto me, but have emotionally and mentally devastated me in their shit Troll/Cyber-Bully ways, and they have mislabeled me and Sonichu as such. Damned males piss me the hell off.

In short, Chris is against gay marriage because of his trolls, also subscribing to the belief that all homosexual men are trolls hellbent on his (and Sonichu's) destruction. By making the entire argument about himself, Chris has also conviently ignored Kim's original point of lesbians taking away the women.

On 2 April, Kim made note of Chris' non-answer:

Huh? But that doesn't have anything to do with the original post... But yeah, nah, they're not actually trying to push their sexuality on you. They just know that you react to it and took advantage of that. They're almost certainly not gay and probably many of them aren't even men. You've really got to cut down on the sexism, Chris. Women find it unattractive.

Game Place

Chris, five years after his ban and a half-year after its legal enforcement, still obsesses about Michael Snyder and The GAMe PLACe.

Thursday, 4 April 2013 I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace.

Sega Mascot Contest

Chris complains about Sega hosting a mascot contest, believing from the linked article that they are trying to replace Sonic the Hedgehog.

Monday, 29 April 2013 Okay, now THIS pisses me off. I am not one who is to be blamed here; there are a lot of sick people who perverted Sonic's good name. Especially those who made him out as a homo, when he is not. Hell! He had a thing going on for a long time with Sally Acorn in his comic book series. SEGA, Sonic was praised a lot better than Mario, because Sonic has more attitude, is stronger and faster, and he talks in his games more than the catchphrase-spewing plumber did. And in any case, Sonic has replaced my hero before him, the American Rabbit. Shelving Sonic away will be the worst mistake SEGA will ever make since they stopped their console series at the Dreamcast. Sonic For SEGA RAW!!! And Forever!!! http://www.p4rgaming.com/sega-seeking-new-mascot-since-sonic-has-been-ruined-by-fans/

Chris then added a reply to his own Facebook post, which he subsequently "liked".

Besides which, no matter what any new mascot comes around, ALL of the sick, bored People and Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies will leech the good name away from him or her or it anyway. The better option is to stay strong with Sonic.

"The Trolls Who Cry Woman"

Chris posts a rather insensitive musing, comparing online socialization to teenage pregnancy, starring in porn and being raped. He also goes on to rant about "being set up" (most likely referring to his date with Emily and the Pickle Man.)

Monday, 29 April 2013 at 11:00 Here's a musing: Heard of "The Boy Who Cries Wolf"? Today's Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies who pretend to be the opposite gender to everyone they talk to online, making socializing online the worst mistake of anyone's life since teenage pregnancy, starring in a porn, or rape. And when a date is set up, they always stand you up, or if they do make it, they have someone else hiding nearby with a camera to record the whole thing to transform into something dark, evil and sick to be used against you to smear your name. Today's version of the classic should be called, "The Online Trolls Who Cry Woman".

Headache

Chris makes another "musing":

Monday, 7 May 2013 at 12:08 Musing: A headache is equal to the amount of thought put into making it.

...your guess is as good as ours as to what that even means.

THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!

Chris-Chan gives his thoughts on the upcoming movie, My Little Pony: Equestria Girls

Wednesday, 15 May 2013 at 8:46 THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!! Officially Turning The Ponies HUMAN?!! That is just terrible! WTF are they thinking; they're inviting High School Pedofile Perverts into the fanbase this way. As is the horse enthusiasts were not enough. If they really wanted to bring humans into G4, they would do their best to replicate the G1 Pilot with Megan and her family. I am still mixed-up and not sure about "Transformers Prime" going "Beast Wars". And I do like a High School Drama when it's good, like "Daria", "MTV's Undressed", "O'Grady" and "Sabrina the Teenage Witch". High School Drama for My Little Pony?!! They ought to re-air Generation 2 with "My Little Pony Tales". With due respect, Lauren Faust, Tara Strong the rest of the crew are Out Of Their Minds in turning the Ponies Human! Just Invite Megan, or re-air G2! Christian Weston Chandler, Ruckersville, VA, USA May 14, 2013

Four minutes later Chris posted the following response to his note:

SOMEBODY, PLEASE PULL THE PLUG ON THIS THING NOW!!!

Chris had funny Facebook statuses on his old profile, and continues to have them on his current profile.

A wordcloud of Chris' statuses.

Text	Time
Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome and playin' his videogame.	January 10, 2008 at 12:37am
Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome and playin' his videogame.	January 10, 2008 at 12:39am
Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome and waitin' at the Alderman Library	January 16, 2008 at 3:00am
Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome at home.	January 18, 2008 at 8:45pm
Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome at home and tired of the snow.	January 22, 2008 at 3:37am
Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome at home	January 23, 2008 at 8:17pm
Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library Lounge This Afternoon.	January 23, 2008 at 8:20pm
Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library's Lounge This Afternoon.	January 24, 2008 at 2:23am
Christian Weston Chandler is at home	January 24, 2008 at 4:59pm
Christian Weston Chandler will be at The Game Place this evening for Pokemon League.	January 24, 2008 at 11:52pm
Christian Weston Chandler is at home	January 25, 2008 at 5:36pm
Christian Weston Chandler will be attending the early service at his church	January 26, 2008 at 10:18pm
Christian Weston Chandler is at home	January 27, 2008 at 6:01pm
Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library's Lounge this Afternoon	January 28, 2008 at 7:27pm
Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library's Lounge this Afternoon, and I am real lonely.	January 28, 2008 at 9:11pm
I'm not seeing any NEW posts on my wall, please write something pleasant, some gal.	January 29, 2008 at 3:13am
Christian Weston Chandler will be at The Game Place this evening for Pokemon League.	January 31, 2008 at 10:17pm
Christian Weston Chandler will be attending the early service at his church	February 2, 2008 at 7:14pm
Christian Weston Chandler is at home	February 7, 2008 at 9:23am
Christian Weston Chandler will be at The Game Place this evening for Pokemon League.	February 7, 2008 at 4:56pm
Christian Weston Chandler is at home	February 12, 2008 at 3:44pm
Open Question; Please Answer. Am I Good Looking or handsome?	January 29, 2012
Here is a suggestion, and it would greatly be appreciated. Download (To your phone or handheld), or Perferably (color) Print, my Profile Photo. Share with me as many of y'all's female friends. Ask them each if they think I look cute, good, attractive or not. And if they ask, tell them I am single. And if they ask How I am still single; DO NOT HESITATE to inform them, "He is very shy and high-functionally autistic." TELL THEM NOT TO GOOGLE MY NAME, or just leave my name out of the conversation.	January 30, 2012
Well, still an open question, do I look attractive in my most current photograph, featured Profile Photo?	January 30, 2012
During a time of which, "Pacing" with said sign stuck onto original DS played the role. I was considered "Crazy", but my actions were greatly misunderstood by the people. "Soliciting?"?!! I had no understanding or awareness of that term until after I was handcuffed Twice; Recorded on file once. I had little respect to the Jerkops in colors other then blue or black. After October 28, 2011; I know have TOTAL Disrespect and Miscontent of the soo-called "Officers of the Badge."	January 30, 2012
At the capital F.Sq Mall; Population: Mild to medium.	January 30, 2012
It really makes me feel soo sad, lonely and disappointed to feel soo INVISIBLE IN PUBLIC. I could just Stand in Walking Traffic, and I would ONLY be overlooked and walked through like a ghost of sad, lonely pasts	January 30, 2012
I mean, ANYONE can feel sorry for somebody who is worse off, but do THEY actually do ANYTHING for that person? The answer is No. Another thing that makes me sad.	January 30, 2012
This Charlottesville "Community" is FULL of Ignorant, Uncaring, Snooty, Snobish Corrupted People.	January 30, 2012
Time and Time again, I saw Very Little Success in Attracion. If "Good Looks" attract the opposite gender, and if I have such a good-looking, kind face that may be even considered Remotely Attractive, I would have attracted my woman right away and I would not feel soo crappy and miserable today.	January 30, 2012
I am Not looking forward to turning 30. [:_(	January 30, 2012
It reminds me of countless times I hung out here from '05 to '07 in the enduring days of my Sweetheart Search. During most of which, I resorted to a method of attraction that I learned later "made me look retarded"; having a sign by my side stating, "##- Year Old, Single Male, searching for an 18 - ## year old Single Woman."	January 30, 2012
February is coming up... My birthday's on the 24th... I'll be 30... Still a Virgin. I mean, MOST people lose their Virgin Marys BEFORE 21. My mother lost hers in her High School years. My Father lost his at the age of 27. "THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN"!!! DAMN IT! Abstinence is a Very Crappy Joke! It only leads to Growing, GROWing, GROWING EMOTIONAL PAIN over the extended time.	Janurary 30, 2012
I miss hanging out with my friends too.	January 31, 2012
Chobits. The storybooks Chi reads; they describe me. Chobits available for instant streaming on Netflix. The anime is very good in its story.	January 31, 2012
Please tell EVERYONE to Stay the HELL Away from that PLACe!!! [Note: Ad is placed underneath the status update.]	January 31, 2012
The best possible solution for my emotions is to ACTUALLY hang out IN PERSON. IF y'all can get away from your own businesses, romances and work to ACTUALLY Be Better Friends.	February 1, 2012
People of Charlottesville, VA are Insensitive of others, including those of us who are Socially Worse Off than they Snobbishly are.	February 1, 2012
Bitch left w.out a reply from me. Confirmed departure; relocated self to Starbucks kiosk leaving chair as-is; Symbolic Middle-Finger to Jerkops. BTW, Janekop "threatened" to get the Manajerk. LOL.	February 1, 2012
I am still feeling heartache; including empty-but-few-drops feeling in heart; continuing to wait for Caring, Pretty, White Female Peer.	February 1, 2012
Currenty at F.Sq. Pop: mild to med. Approached by B.Male Jerkop in white; asked me to re-rotate comfy chair I'm sitting in; I Ignored the S.O.B. ;j Now being approached by W. Janekop; ignoring bitch.	February 1, 2012
Heartache. heartache... helaerttttttttacheewi.....	February 2, 2012
I feel a little better, but the heartaches are still here. Doctor Perscribes Hanging out and having fun with some Friends, Face to Face, Three Times A Week.	February 2, 2012
Earlier, at Toys 'R' Us, I put together a Lego (Friends) Lemonade Stand for Alex's cause. Each Free stand built would give a dollar to support ending child cancer.	February 4, 2012
Anyhoo, after T.R.U., I went to the mall, with my normal plan in my head to sit, hang and wait for a Ms. Right.	February 4, 2012
Back to today, I took my normal once-around the mall before settling down to hang. But I impulsively decided to leave a few photos as I walked. Eventually, I settled for my hand at a table of the S.Bucks kiosk. I called my mother to check in. While ringing, a Jerkop wandered into my space; I saw one to a handful of my warning photos in his right hand. I felt shocked with surprise.	February 4, 2012
Mom answered; I played it cool with her, while I started to get up and walk away. We finished the chat; she hung up; I hung up as I walked. Then I looked back; the Jerkop following me said something. I start running to the JCP. I hid in the back for a moment to catch myself. I thought it best to leave and return another day.	February 4, 2012
Set to exit via the one with the salon, HE and an accomplice intercepted me. "You're not in any trouble", the Jerkop said; the hell I was not, or Why would the son of a bitch be chasing after me. I exited via the South exit instead. I veered my way around eastward to the Mitsu I was driving, far east from the east Belk entrance. I started along the outter edge of the parking lot. I was spotted by the accomplice, but I was too fast for him, and I was tactful hiding and weaving around the parked cars to get to mine.	February 4, 2012
I see the acc catching up as I was close to my car. Those dumbasses probably thought to search for my Escort; not a Mitsubishi. The Jerkop called out to me by name once during the mess; I was Not going to associate with ANYONE who knew me by name without my own familiarity of him/her. Cheap Internet Fame is JUST NOT WORTH A SHIT. I got into my car and escaped swiftly, leaving behind a confused accomplice.	February 4, 2012
Now I rest at an McD with an Arnold Palmer Tea and Apple Slices, rehydrating myself and resting while typing my story up. My Mother does NOT need to know of what happened.	February 4, 2012
Sorry, but another important point needs to be typed. The edited .jpg of Snyder's 10% coupon from NBC 29's flyer I had posted earlier on my wall, well I have recently printed 50 copies at a photo-print station at Wal-Mart a few days ago, Destined to be distributed as I went. Placed like on the table I wpuld be sitting at, or for the Mall, placed like advertising things near other ad things. Their purpose, obviously, is to Inform The Public and Masses to Stay Far Away from that PLACe, because Cyber-Bullies DO meet, hand and breed there under Snyder's approval. That PLACe WILL go down, by my will, or by someone else's fire-on-a-stick and bombs.	February 4, 2012
On another topic, I just got hit by my horoscope today. It warned me to keep my business only to myself and associates, otherwise I'd run risk of...	February 4, 2012
(keep my goals to myself or risk)... "Being encouraged Ad Nauseam"	February 4, 2012
I took the horoscope to mean that I should keep my resumed Sweetheart Search quiet at the Mall today. I had planned on wearing a sign around my neck, stating non-offensively, "IF YOU LIKE ME, PLEASE TELL ME". I had also thought of playing music from my 3DS loudly through bomb-shaped mini speakers with fun faces I had purchased at Wal-Mart.	February 4, 2012
Found first two seasons of "Laguna Beach" on DVD at Goodwill with ALL matching discs included. Checking out series now; I like it so far.	February 5, 2012
Recently, after being corrected of homo Andy Dick DID NOT star in the movie, "Napoleon Dynamite", I rented the movie from PSN. It was a fun, okay movie. Additionally, I actually watched the first two episodes of the new Animated Series on FOX before I watched the movie.	February 5, 2012
Recently watched Graduation episode of L.B. S-1; I reflected on High School again, as well as my Graduation. I cried again.	February 6, 2012
I Don't Know. I've observed that I felt like more often than usual. I'm still feeling lost. I'm lonely. I need face-to-face woman/friends. I'm slow on the take sometimes to often. I wish I could go back to 1999. I wish my family and I had not moved back here. My heart still aches. My soul feels broken, beaten and scarred. I dunno what to think. I Don't Know.	February 7, 2012
Hey, Everyone! Say hello to my friend who has been offline for a while; she finally got back on and started an f.b. page for herself from my invitation, Jacklyn Romy. **(:D**	February 8, 2012
Here, my Lego Minifig counterpart is lucky with a Lego Friend; hopefully Jackie and I can get together and renew our relationship. :) '[Note: Picture is placed underneath the status update.]	February 9, 2012
My 3DS Mii QR Code. [Note: Code is placed underneath the status update.]	February 9, 2012
I've just finished watching the M.L.P. We <3 Ponies Mare-a-thon countdown. I'm pleased "Green Isn't Your Color" made #2; I feel confused why "Luna Eclipsed" was voted #1. I liked "Look Before You Sleep" better, but considering the choices on HubWorld.com, "The Cutie-Mark Chronicles" should HAVE been the #1 episode.	February 11, 2012
I'm just (re)informing y'all that I still feel little looking forward to my 30th Birthday, and I have NO plans on or around the date. Everyone on my Friends List, you all are welcome to extend you wishes to me by U.S. Post Mail or Telephone on my cell's Voice Mail. You all are also welcome to visit me at my house (yard-visit); please call my cell and leave a message with your name and phone number, so I can return your call.	February 11, 2012
Also, I still wait for a response from Jackie here; with her hopping a plane for a vacay suddenly, I feel concerned and worry rather or not she still longs for me (mutually) or not.	February 11, 2012
Mom got upset with me after I got caught flipping off a Jerkop. She told me how she felt in a conflict-resolution. It hurt me. She recovered after some rest, but I still feel very sad. I feel like I deserve to be beaten up, and I do not want Michael Snyder's blood on my mother's hands.	February 13, 2012
I'm feeling sad and lonely again. Just hang in' at McD in Ruckers. *sigh* ...	February 13, 2012

Application statuses

Text
Christian Weston Chandler was reviewing friends' friends for dating, using Spark
Christian Weston Chandler wants to know if you would do him? Yes? No?
Someone is checking out Christian Weston Chandler on Zoosk.
Christian Weston Chandler is in MOOD for a SWEET KISS from someone really special Is that YOU?
Christian Weston Chandler gave a sweet ANONYMOUS kiss to a Secret Someone special Rachel Davis Isnt this exciting?
Someone rated Christian Weston Chandler on Are YOU Sexy.
Christian Weston Chandler has added FunWall.
Christian Weston Chandler is being viewed on 'Meet New People'.
Christian Weston Chandler added the iLike application.
Christian Weston Chandler added music to their profile
Christian Weston Chandler took the Ideal Mate quiz
Christian Weston Chandler says: I feel Lonely
Christian Weston Chandler is being viewed on MNF
Christian Weston Chandler just added the Heritage app.
Christian Weston Chandler , New Stickers are waiting for you!
Someone Yes'd Christian Weston Chandler on MNF
Christian Weston Chandler has added a new bumper sticker
Christian Weston Chandler is checking out Are You Interested?!
Christian Weston Chandler has created a playlist called CWC\'s Jams.
Christian Weston Chandler voted for his favorite version of a song
Christian Weston Chandler listened to the song
Christian Weston Chandler is being flirted with on 'Meet New People'.
Christian Weston Chandler is checking out Meet New People!
Update! Top Friends News from Christian Weston Chandler!
Christian Weston Chandler found someone interesting on Mesmo TV Match
Christian Weston Chandler took a quiz
Christian Weston Chandler added TV favorites to their profile using Mesmo TV
Christian Weston Chandler is passing teammates in TV Show Trivia
Christian Weston Chandler found out which sexual position is best for him
Christian Weston Chandler is a Naughty Genie and is granting naughty wishes to friends
Christian Weston Chandler has made a naughty wish to Linda DeLorme. Linda DeLorme must now fulfill it.
Christian Weston Chandler granted a naughty wish back to Linda DeLorme
Christian Weston Chandler joined the Compare HOTNESS Tournament!
Christian Weston Chandler has just sent a new post.
Someone flirted with Christian Weston Chandler!
Christian Weston Chandler found a lucky Facebook Fairy!
Naughty Genie granted Christian Weston Chandler a Wish
Christian Weston Chandler is playing the Sex Appeal game.
Christian Weston Chandler sent Frog playing banjo gift to Jessica Gombert
Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Smiley from Jessica Gombert.
Christian Weston Chandler sent Rachel Reynolds a Juno Movie Message.
Christian Weston Chandler voted for Melissa Williams for FB Models.
Christian Weston Chandler has a Blue heart !
Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Nosey from Jessica Gombert.
Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Bluey from Jessica Gombert.
Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Spotty from Jessica Gombert.
Christian Weston Chandler gained a Scratch And Win title
Christian Weston Chandler has been loved