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"'''CWC Fighter'''" is a video from 18 [[August 2009]] in which [[Chris Chan]] shows us his [[autism|martial arts]] moves. In the background can be seen a riding lawn mower, confirming that when Chris [[Father Call|complains about how he occasionally is forced to mow the lawn]] he is, in fact, sitting down the entire time.
[[File:Gokugetemattitude.PNG|thumb|What Chris is [[Chris and reality|imagining]]]]


Coincidentally, Chris Chan is also the name of a [[Wikipedia:Wing Chun|Wing Chun]] Grandmaster. There is no relation, as you can see.
"'''CWC Fighter'''" is a video from 18 [[August 2009]] in which [[Chris]] shows us his (lack of) martial arts technique. Chris also gives us a [[Ego|legendary comparison]] between himself and the ''Street Fighter'' character Chun-Li, which is pretty generous.


==Video==
==Video==
{{quote|Watch It, I have a little [[Wikipedia:Chun-Li|Chun-Li]] within me.|Official description}}


{{quote|Watch It, I have a little [[Wikipedia:Chun-Li|Chun-Li]] within me.|Official description}}
{{Infobox/video
| name          = CWC Fighter
| ytid          = xqdAA1PyvdU
| stardate      = 18 [[August 2009]]
| subject        = {{Power|text}}
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt          = {{RedShirt|text}}
| previous      = [[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]
| next          = [[One Blessing, and One Curse]]
}}  


<center>{{#ev:youtube|IXMP1XmD-cg}}</center>
{{Quote|I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me!|Chris, [[Transgender|predicting his future]]}}


===Transcript===
=== Transcript ===
[''A camera is pointed at the back of Chris's [[Son-chu|blue stationwagon]] parked in the [[14 Branchland Court|yard]]. A riding [[Father Call|lawnmower]] is visible. Chris walks into the frame, [[Chris and fashion|dressed]] in a bright red T-shirt with an undersized denim vest and blue jeans. He also wears his [[Medallion of fail|Sonichu medallion]]. He stands, legs apart, hands clasped in front of him, eyes closed as if in prayer. He is possibly [[Chris and religion|invoking]] some kind of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|ungodly power]]. He brings his hands to his sides, and with a crazed look he swings his right arm backwards. Aiming to either side of his body, he makes an upwards, poking motion with his left hand, then his right. His fingers are fully extended. He does the same thing, except straight ahead. He punches the air and twirls around, his back to the camera. He makes an awkward spinning kick and recovers ungracefully. He kicks at the air with his other leg, arms akimbo and head cocked to one side. He takes a step back and does two pitiful punching motions aimed at nowhere in particular. He attempts an uppercut and fails horribly at it, vaguely resembling a [[Chris Loses It|wounded animal]]. Chris punches some more air in random directions, but with much, much less force than when he started 20 seconds ago. Chris crouches down and does a very, very slow spinning kick where that looks particularly ineffectual. Chris returns to the camera, flashes a victory sign, and states:'']


[''A camera is pointed at the back of Chris's [[Son-chu|blue stationwagon]] parked in the [[14 Branchland Court|yard]]. A riding [[Father Call|lawnmower]] is visible. Chris walks into the frame, [[Chris and fashion|dressed]] in a bright red T-shirt with an undersized denim vest and blue jeans. He also wears his [[Medallion of fail|Sonichu medallion]]. He stands, legs apart, hands clasped in front of him, eyes closed as if in prayer. He is possibly [[Chris and religion|invoking]] some kind of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|ungodly power]]. He brings his hands to his sides, and with a crazed look he swings his right arm backwards. Aiming to either side of his body, he makes an upwards, poking motion with his left hand, then his right. His fingers are fully extended. He does the same thing, except straight ahead. He punches the air and twirls around, his back to the camera. He makes a somewhat awkward spinning kick and recovers ungracefully. He kicks air with his other leg with his arms akimbo and his head cocked to one side. He takes a step back and does two pitiful punching motions aimed at nowhere in particular. He attempts an uppercut and fails horribly at it, vaguely resembling a [[Chris Loses It|wounded animal]]. Chris punches some more air in random directions, but with much, much less force than when he started 20 seconds ago. Chris crouches down and does a very, very slow spinning kick where that looks particularly ineffectual. Chris returns to the camera, flashes a victory sign, and <s>assures the viewer that there is a tiny Chinese woman inside of him</s> <s>informs the viewer that there is a small dildo up his ass</s> states:'']
I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me!


I've got a little Chun Li, withiiiiin me.
==Fan videos==


==Remix==
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| name          = FALCCCCCCCCCONNNNNNN CHRIS
| ytid          = GS_z-kM64rM
| stardate      = 20 [[August 2009]]
| maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/puppetchaos puppetchaos]
| subject        = CWC Fighter
| type          = (VGM) Remix
| info          = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = CWC Ballet
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|YKXtDWOuL4U}}
| stardate      = 21 [[August 2009]]
| maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ohhhmyaxels OhhhMyAxels]
| subject        = CWC Fighter
| type          = ?????
| info          = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = SUPER CWC FIGHTER 2 ALPHA: THE THIRD STRIKE
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|Uy2z-fi9yec}}
| stardate      = 10 [[September 2009]]
| maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/PhallusKnifeFight PhallusKnifeFight]
| subject        = CWC Fighter
| type          = | info          = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = CCR: Chris Chan Revolution
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|bVkzCzTh-7o}}
| stardate      = 5 [[October 2010]]
| maker          = GoldPlatedDildo
| subject        =
| type          =
| info          = DDR Remix
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Nothing Keeps the Troll Hunter Down
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|q6Q96v5eP0Y}}
| stardate      = 27 [[November 2010]]
| maker          = TheHunterOfTrolls
| subject        =
| type          =
| info          = Our new enemy?
}}


==External links==
==External links==
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]|nextlink=[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]|}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]|nextlink=[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]|}}
{{Game Videos}}
{{Game Videos}}
{{Power videos}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]


[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
 
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-18]]

Latest revision as of 20:57, 2 December 2022

What Chris is imagining

"CWC Fighter" is a video from 18 August 2009 in which Chris shows us his (lack of) martial arts technique. Chris also gives us a legendary comparison between himself and the Street Fighter character Chun-Li, which is pretty generous.

Video

“ Watch It, I have a little Chun-Li within me. ”
Official description


CWC Fighter
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Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 18 August 2009
Subject Matter PowerPower Power
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy
Shirt Red & WhiteRed & White The Power Ranger
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
Light His Mind's Darkest Hour 		next
One Blessing, and One Curse


“ I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me! ”
Chris, predicting his future

Transcript

[A camera is pointed at the back of Chris's blue stationwagon parked in the yard. A riding lawnmower is visible. Chris walks into the frame, dressed in a bright red T-shirt with an undersized denim vest and blue jeans. He also wears his Sonichu medallion. He stands, legs apart, hands clasped in front of him, eyes closed as if in prayer. He is possibly invoking some kind of ungodly power. He brings his hands to his sides, and with a crazed look he swings his right arm backwards. Aiming to either side of his body, he makes an upwards, poking motion with his left hand, then his right. His fingers are fully extended. He does the same thing, except straight ahead. He punches the air and twirls around, his back to the camera. He makes an awkward spinning kick and recovers ungracefully. He kicks at the air with his other leg, arms akimbo and head cocked to one side. He takes a step back and does two pitiful punching motions aimed at nowhere in particular. He attempts an uppercut and fails horribly at it, vaguely resembling a wounded animal. Chris punches some more air in random directions, but with much, much less force than when he started 20 seconds ago. Chris crouches down and does a very, very slow spinning kick where that looks particularly ineffectual. Chris returns to the camera, flashes a victory sign, and states:]

I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me!

Fan videos

FALCCCCCCCCCONNNNNNN CHRIS
Click to load content
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 20 August 2009
Made By puppetchaos
Subject Matter CWC Fighter
Video Type (VGM) Remix
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


CWC Ballet
Click to load content
Stardate 21 August 2009
Made By OhhhMyAxels
Subject Matter CWC Fighter
Video Type ?????
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


SUPER CWC FIGHTER 2 ALPHA: THE THIRD STRIKE
Click to load content
Stardate 10 September 2009
Made By PhallusKnifeFight
Subject Matter CWC Fighter
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


CCR: Chris Chan Revolution
Click to load content
Stardate 5 October 2010
Made By GoldPlatedDildo
Other Info DDR Remix
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


Nothing Keeps the Troll Hunter Down
Click to load content
Stardate 27 November 2010
Made By TheHunterOfTrolls
Other Info Our new enemy?
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

External links

⇐ Light His Mind's Darkest Hour Chris's videos One Blessing, and One Curse ⇒

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Chris's video game videos
Animal Crossing
LittleBigPlanet
Minecraft
PS3
Let's Plays
Other game videos


💪 💪 💪 Power videos 💪 💪 💪

CWC Update 18 January 2009 • Chris Destroys His Vibrator • Take that Page DOWN NOW! • Power • Chris humps his PS3 • Sign Destruction Video • Challenge for Clyde • Chris Loses It • CWC Fighter • 30 Push-Ups • Clyde is Weaker than Water • I AM STRONG • 51 50 • Sonichu's Edge • Don't Mess With Me • Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! • The MovingFoward videos • Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV • Hello, my sweety baby • A Hike • A Workout • WeighIn • WelcometoBollywood • Pull-ups • Victory Rockout • Cheerleader • A few kicks • Lesbian Sex Audition • Eid, Pmurt, Eid • Smashing • Get Out, You D*** Nazis • Chris slaps himself • One-Hundred • Walking to the post office • On mah Treadmill, dawgs!

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