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Coerced into saying he was gay on [[YouTube]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]] employed several nonverbal clues to signal to his [[Trolls|fans]] that he was, in fact, straight. Among these was the '''Sailor Moon Poster of Fail''', which Chris later explained he | [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|Coerced into saying]] he was [[Gaybian|gay]] on [[YouTube]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]] employed several nonverbal clues to signal to his [[Trolls|fans]] that he was, in fact, straight. Among these was the '''[[Sailor Moon]] Poster of Fail''', which Chris later explained he looked at every night to help keep him straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris hasn't realized the irony he created, as most people would use the fact a man has a poster of Sailor Moon on his [[The Wall of Originals|wall]] as evidence that he is [[Homos|gay]], not as evidence to refute it. | ||
In typical | In typical Chris fashion, the revelation that he needed an object to remind him of his heterosexuality only served to tarnish his reputation even further. This is not the first time that Chris has referred to heterosexuality as a status he struggles daily to maintain, nor is this the first indication of his [[Kimmi|sick lust for anime girls]]. | ||
What is new is that of all the posters he could have chosen, Chris | What is new is that of all the posters he could have chosen, Chris decided to use one showcasing underage characters. On the right of the poster is [[Wikipedia:Chibiusa|Chibiusa]], [[Sailor Moon]]'s 8-year-old [[daughter]] from the future, while on the left is Usagi Tsukino (a.k.a. Sailor Moon herself), who is [[Wikipedia:Sailor Moon (character)|14–16 years old]]. Now keep in mind that he stared at this specific poster to reinforce his sexual appetite. All in all, it doesn't matter which girl he looks at; he is still a [[pedofork]], at least in his home state of [[Virginia]].<ref>[[wikipedia:Ages_of_consent_in_North_America#Virginia|The age of consent in Virginia is 18.]]</ref> | ||
It also has to be noted that like many young [[anime]] females, | It also has to be noted that, like many young [[anime]] females, Usagi's future daughter is distinctly tomboyish in appearance, which only strengthens claims that he is a [[homos|homo]] pedofork. | ||
The poster was presumably destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|10 January 2014 fire]]. This may be one of the factors that resulted in Chris starting to support homosexuality (but still hate [[JERKS]] in general). | |||
Chris would revisit the concept in [[2018]] when he taped a drawing of his wife and husband, [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]], to his bedroom ceiling, as a way of furthering his delusions that the fictional characters are real. | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Gaybian]] | *[[Gaybian]] | ||
*[[Chris and sex]] | *[[Chris and sex]] | ||
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*[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]] | *[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]] | ||
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009]] | *[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009]] | ||
*[[Sailor Megtune]] | *[[Sailor Megtune]] | ||
==References== | |||
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{{Relics of Fail}} | {{Relics of Fail}} | ||
[[Category:Relics of Fail]] | [[Category:Relics of Fail]] | ||
[[Category:Homos]] | [[Category:Homos]] | ||
Latest revision as of 21:30, 18 March 2021
Coerced into saying he was gay on YouTube, Christian Weston Chandler employed several nonverbal clues to signal to his fans that he was, in fact, straight. Among these was the Sailor Moon Poster of Fail, which Chris later explained he looked at every night to help keep him straight.[1] Chris hasn't realized the irony he created, as most people would use the fact a man has a poster of Sailor Moon on his wall as evidence that he is gay, not as evidence to refute it.
In typical Chris fashion, the revelation that he needed an object to remind him of his heterosexuality only served to tarnish his reputation even further. This is not the first time that Chris has referred to heterosexuality as a status he struggles daily to maintain, nor is this the first indication of his sick lust for anime girls.
What is new is that of all the posters he could have chosen, Chris decided to use one showcasing underage characters. On the right of the poster is Chibiusa, Sailor Moon's 8-year-old daughter from the future, while on the left is Usagi Tsukino (a.k.a. Sailor Moon herself), who is 14–16 years old. Now keep in mind that he stared at this specific poster to reinforce his sexual appetite. All in all, it doesn't matter which girl he looks at; he is still a pedofork, at least in his home state of Virginia.[2]
It also has to be noted that, like many young anime females, Usagi's future daughter is distinctly tomboyish in appearance, which only strengthens claims that he is a homo pedofork.
The poster was presumably destroyed in the 10 January 2014 fire. This may be one of the factors that resulted in Chris starting to support homosexuality (but still hate JERKS in general).
Chris would revisit the concept in 2018 when he taped a drawing of his wife and husband, Cryzel and Magi-Chan, to his bedroom ceiling, as a way of furthering his delusions that the fictional characters are real.
See also
- Gaybian
- Chris and sex
- Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE
- Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009
- Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009
- Sailor Megtune
References
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