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Many of his nude photos show that Chris shaves most of his pubic hair. While this sometimes has the effect of making the penis seem more prominent, in Chris's case it just exposes even more ghostly pale skin. | Many of his nude photos show that Chris shaves most of his pubic hair. While this sometimes has the effect of making the penis seem more prominent, in Chris's case it just exposes even more ghostly pale skin. | ||
Another layer of creepiness is that although Chris likely doesn't know this, ducks commit rape quite often. | Another layer of creepiness is that although Chris likely doesn't know this, ducks commit rape quite often. Likewise, homosexual behaviour is also quite common among male ducks, [http://www.nmr.nl/nmr/pages/showPage.do?instanceid=16&itemid=1930&style=default| up to and including lenghty acts of homosexual necrophilia after attempted rape]. | ||
==References by Chris== | ==References by Chris== | ||
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| “ | ChrisChanSonichu (12:20:19 AM): sorry, it is limp. | ” |
| Chris, on his duck.[1] | ||
| “ | MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!! | ” |
| Chris, I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts | ||
Duck is a CWC-ism for penis, usually in the context of Chris's own penis. (The genitalia of other males, and those of Rosechus, are pickles.) This neologism was originally thought to be a misspelling of "dick", since 'u' is next to 'i' on the qwerty keyboard, but Chris confirmed in a 17 February 2009 Mumble chat that it is an intentional euphemism.
Chris's chode is bent at a horrifying 45 degree angle. When asked why it is bent, he replied, "it's been that way." Some speculate that Chris has Peyronie's disease, or he did it to himself by mass debating improperly, what's known medically as a fractured penis. In any case, sex would be a painful experience for him.
Chris has used ExtenZe, a supplement advertised to enlarge penises, but he said it didn't work.[2] He proudly claims his penis is 6 inches long;[3] however, this appears highly unlikely (even if he measured both segments). From the looks of it, especially with the bend, Chris's cock is smaller than average.
Knowing that Chris is a pathological liar, he's probably just trying to impress "da ladiez," and is overcompensating. On the off-chance that Chris is indeed not lying, he still proves that having a big penis isn't everything.
Chris at least understands that his cock is of no more than average size, and apparently regrets this fact. In an e-mail to Evan during their feud over Simonla Rosechu, he took off on a peculiar tangent about penis length: "There ARE those with dicks longer than 7 inches; yes I am jealous of those individuals, not just you."
Many of his nude photos show that Chris shaves most of his pubic hair. While this sometimes has the effect of making the penis seem more prominent, in Chris's case it just exposes even more ghostly pale skin.
Another layer of creepiness is that although Chris likely doesn't know this, ducks commit rape quite often. Likewise, homosexual behaviour is also quite common among male ducks, up to and including lenghty acts of homosexual necrophilia after attempted rape.
References by Chris
- One of the annotations from I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts is "MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!"
- In his final SingStar Challenge song, "Smell Yo Dick" (as chosen by CChanSonichuCWC), he attempts to circumvent his own rules about not changing lyrics by saying duck instead of dick.
- Chris occasionally forgoes substituting the word "duck" for "dick" when he is talking dirty with a gal-pal (such as in one of the Kacey chats) or angry (in one of the white knight emails, he referred to how trolls made fanart featuring Rosechu with "an UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED, DISGUSTING, DICK!!!!!!!")
- In an IRC chat from October 2008, Chris said, concerning Jimmy Hill, "I hope he loses his duck." This is an unusual example of Chris using "duck" to refer to a duck not his own.