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==Evidence of Chris's pedofork tendencies==
==Evidence of Chris's pedofork tendencies==
[[Image:ChrisChanDamageControl.jpg|thumb|Not a pedofork]]
[[Image:ChrisChanDamageControl.jpg|thumb|Not a pedofork]]
[[File:Pdf.jpg|thumb|left|It may save your life]]


Although the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' series was originally intended for children, Chris put a bunch of porn into [[issue 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. This included graphic depictions of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] having [[sex]], and multiple instances of Rosechu stripping naked. One of the most notorious sequences came near the end of episode 17, where Rosechu face-raped [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to a near-death state after he taunted her by throwing a [[pickle ]]at her. Chris also repeatedly insisted that showing graphic sexual content to children is not only acceptable, it is normal, healthy and educational.
Although the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' series was originally intended for children, Chris put a bunch of porn into [[issue 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. This included graphic depictions of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] having [[sex]], and multiple instances of Rosechu stripping naked. One of the most notorious sequences came near the end of episode 17, where Rosechu face-raped [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to a near-death state after he taunted her by throwing a [[pickle ]]at her. Chris also repeatedly insisted that showing graphic sexual content to children is not only acceptable, it is normal, healthy and educational.


Chris maintains that he stays straight by looking at a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]], which features said 14-year-old character and her eight-year-old daughter from the future, and when he was editing his [[ED]] article in his favor, one of his accounts had underage porn featured prominently on the user page. Most of the underage porn from this user page, along with a few other pieces of pornographic art chosen by him would reappear in the "elevator gag" in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''.
Chris maintains that he stays straight by looking at a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]], which features said 14-year-old character and her eight-year-old daughter from the future, and when he was editing his [[ED]] article in his favor, one of his accounts had underage porn featured prominently on the user page. Most of the underage porn from this user page, along with a few other pieces of pornographic art chosen by him would reappear in the "elevator gag" in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''. In the elevator gags, Chris includes porn of several underage characters, including [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic (15), Amy (12) Cream the Rabbit (6)]], The Powerpuff Girls (around 5 or 6), and [[Pokemon|Misty (around 10-12)]] (one of the drawings from Rosechu's photo shoot earlier in the issue was traced from the cover of a furry doujinshi featuring [[Amy Rose]]). In [[Mailbag 54]], Chris discussed his fondness for ''[[Wikipedia:Gunslinger Girl|Gunslinger Girl]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Shuffle!|Shuffle!]]'', two [[anime]] series noted for their jailbait characters.


Chris later stated in [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]] that if given the power, he would change the age of consent in America to "Sweet 16", making it "another good reason it would be a 'Sweet' age." (Several U.S. states already have 16 as the age of consent, but Chris's experience of the world outside [[Virginia]] is minimal.)
Chris later stated in [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]] that if given the power, he would change the age of consent in America to "Sweet 16", making it "another good reason it would be a 'Sweet' age." (Several U.S. states already have 16 as the age of consent, but Chris's experience of the world outside [[Virginia]] is minimal.)
To be fair, there is evidence to suggest that even Chris has ''some'' degree of an age limit. In one of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Guru Larry's Interviews]] with him, Chris reacted with shock when Larry mentioned how another Internet lolcow, [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Spax3 Spax3], allegedly has a crush on [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]], a six-year-old character from the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' series.  Though, at the time, Chris was under the impression that Spax3 was a villain from an upcoming Sonic game. Also of note is that Chris's ED userpage still contained Rule 34 of the very same underage character (which was later used in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]).


{{Quote|It's okay where it [the legal age of consent] is, but yeah, if changable [sic], Sweet 16; another good reason it would be a "Sweet" age.|Chris, not even trying to be subtle, from [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]]}}
{{Quote|It's okay where it [the legal age of consent] is, but yeah, if changable [sic], Sweet 16; another good reason it would be a "Sweet" age.|Chris, not even trying to be subtle, from [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]]}}


[[File:Pdf.jpg|thumb|It may save your life]]
To be fair, there is evidence to suggest that even Chris has some degree of an age limit. In one of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Guru Larry's Interviews]] with him, Chris reacted with shock when Larry mentioned how another Internet lolcow, [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Spax3 Spax3], allegedly has a crush on [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]], a six-year-old character from the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' series. Though, at the time, Chris was under the impression that Spax3 was a villain from an upcoming Sonic game. Also of note is that Chris's ED userpage still contained Rule 34 of the very same underage character (which was later used in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]).
 
On a number of occasions, he's suggested that if he were given the opportunity, he'd be willing to date and have sex with young women who are below the legal age of consent.
*In [[Mailbag 54]], Chris discussed his fondness for ''[[Wikipedia:Gunslinger Girl|Gunslinger Girl]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Shuffle!|Shuffle!]]'', two [[anime]] series noted for their jailbait characters.
*In a series of [[Facebook messages#Christina Katherine Trevillian|messages on Facebook]], it was revealed that, even after learning his target was underage, Chris continued to pursue her.
*In the ''Sonichu 8'' elevator gags, Chris includes porn of several underage characters, including [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic (15), Amy (12) Cream the Rabbit (6)]], The Powerpuff Girls (around 5 or 6), and [[Pokemon|Misty (around 10-12)]]. One of the drawings from Rosechu's photo shoot earlier in the issue was traced from the cover of a furry doujinshi featuring [[Amy Rose]].


==Fan videos==
==Fan videos==

Revision as of 15:25, 1 December 2010

I am not a Pedofork, YOU DORKS!!!
CWC's Second Message
A pedofork in action

A pedofork ([ˈpɛdofɔrk]), a portmanteau of "pedophile" and "dork", is Chris's term for a pedophile (paedophile to non-Americans), child molester, or anyone else with some sort of sexual interest in the underage.

This term was coined in his Madman Rising video in response to trolls comparing Chris to "that senile old man in Family Guy," known to the rest of the world as "Herbert the Pervert."

Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first over-reactions to trolls and an early step towards becoming a LOLcow.

Evidence of Chris's pedofork tendencies

Not a pedofork
File:Pdf.jpg
It may save your life

Although the Sonichu series was originally intended for children, Chris put a bunch of porn into Sonichu #8. This included graphic depictions of Sonichu and Rosechu having sex, and multiple instances of Rosechu stripping naked. One of the most notorious sequences came near the end of episode 17, where Rosechu face-raped Jason Kendrick Howell to a near-death state after he taunted her by throwing a pickle at her. Chris also repeatedly insisted that showing graphic sexual content to children is not only acceptable, it is normal, healthy and educational.

Chris maintains that he stays straight by looking at a Sailor Moon poster, which features said 14-year-old character and her eight-year-old daughter from the future, and when he was editing his ED article in his favor, one of his accounts had underage porn featured prominently on the user page. Most of the underage porn from this user page, along with a few other pieces of pornographic art chosen by him would reappear in the "elevator gag" in Sonichu 8. In the elevator gags, Chris includes porn of several underage characters, including Sonic (15), Amy (12) Cream the Rabbit (6), The Powerpuff Girls (around 5 or 6), and Misty (around 10-12) (one of the drawings from Rosechu's photo shoot earlier in the issue was traced from the cover of a furry doujinshi featuring Amy Rose). In Mailbag 54, Chris discussed his fondness for Gunslinger Girl and Shuffle!, two anime series noted for their jailbait characters.

Chris later stated in Mailbag 3 that if given the power, he would change the age of consent in America to "Sweet 16", making it "another good reason it would be a 'Sweet' age." (Several U.S. states already have 16 as the age of consent, but Chris's experience of the world outside Virginia is minimal.)

It's okay where it [the legal age of consent] is, but yeah, if changable [sic], Sweet 16; another good reason it would be a "Sweet" age.
Chris, not even trying to be subtle, from Mailbag 3

To be fair, there is evidence to suggest that even Chris has some degree of an age limit. In one of Guru Larry's Interviews with him, Chris reacted with shock when Larry mentioned how another Internet lolcow, Spax3, allegedly has a crush on Cream the Rabbit, a six-year-old character from the Sonic the Hedgehog series. Though, at the time, Chris was under the impression that Spax3 was a villain from an upcoming Sonic game. Also of note is that Chris's ED userpage still contained Rule 34 of the very same underage character (which was later used in Sonichu #8).

Fan videos

Chris-Chan is a Pedophile
Stardate 8 February 2010
Made By CelGamer
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

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