Niggos

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Chris approves as he attends a Klansmen 4 Sonichu meetup.

Niggos is one of Chris's many minced oaths, this one meant to refer to black people.

Origin of the word "niggo"

His first known use of the term was in the 03 March 2009 chat where BlueSpike coerced him into saying "BILLY MAYS is the new mayor of CWCville, and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers." Chris repeated the line as ordered, but (being retarded as usual) ignored his instructions and attempted to outsmart BlueSpike by saying "niggos" instead of the dreaded N-word. It is unknown if he had ever used this CWC-ism before.

Chris and niggos

Watch your back pocket, Chris!
Chris hates niggos.

Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a sweetheart includes whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.[1][2] Chris does not only tell this to trolls, however, he has told black boyfriend free girls who are interested in him in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion". To their face. [3]

Given that his father Bob Chandler grew up in the southern United States before the civil rights movement, it is very easy to assume that Bob harbors racist beliefs and has passed at least some of them on to Chris. It is possible Bob also disliked that Chris's high school basketball team had only one white guy and the two waterboys were both white. This line of reasoning was cemented in 2008 when Chris began referring to his father saying that, if elected president, Barack Obama would "paint the White House black."

There were some 12-15 year old black kids who frequented The GAMe PLACe. Chris picked on them and acted like they wanted to steal from him, hiding his stuff when they were nearby.[4] Chris also once argued with a huge black guy named TJ. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered, "I mean your face down monster..."[5]

Chris is a wiggo.

Chris does not want to be considered a racist. He claims to respect blacks as equals, saying that in CWCville "they can even vote", but at best he merely tolerates their existence so long as they stay away from him. Or if they can help him get his inane and idiotic video game made. However, he does genuinely like two black people: Kenan & Kel.

Improved race relations?

Chris does not judge a woman by the color of her skin but by the size of her tits.

An image leaked on 26 September 2009 showing Chris having sex with three young ladies, including an African American woman. In the Captain's Log of 10 October 2009, Chris clarified that the woman with whom he's performing sexual intercourse is "Half And Half" (mixed ancestry). This proves us that, even if he's ready to touch the genitals of a black woman, he is unable to imagine the sexual intercourse with someone not sharing white ancestry. In fact, there's evidence that shared ancestry may be a turn-on for Chris.

It seems that the futility of his love quest has lead Chris to lower his ridiculously high standards even further, as he did with fat chicks (which he dropped for Sarah Jackson), and red heads (as he did with Ivy).

Niggos in the comic

See also

Sauces

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