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This volume shows that 4-cent employees can be either people or demons, and [[alcohol]] is actually allowed at the work place: it being a well-known fact that [[Chris's Big Night Out|only evil people drink]]. Their headquarters have the color red all over the walls, and consists of 72 floors (or 66+6, because THEY'RE EVIL). Each of these floors contains either [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|cartoon porn]] or [[niggos|racist]] humor about [[Barack Obama]]. | This volume shows that 4-cent employees can be either people or demons, and [[alcohol]] is actually allowed at the work place: it being a well-known fact that [[Chris's Big Night Out|only evil people drink]]. Their headquarters have the color red all over the walls, and consists of 72 floors (or 66+6, because THEY'RE EVIL). Each of these floors contains either [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|cartoon porn]] or [[niggos|racist]] humor about [[Barack Obama]]. | ||
In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Chris]], finally out of the [[Time Void]], sets plans into motion to destroy the building. Arriving there, Chris is first attacked by Jason, who traps Chris as Chris-Chan Sonichu and has [[Beel]] steal Chris's medallion, only to learn it's his ring that's the source of his powers. Later, Chris uses ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' to play a song where Chris complains about the state of the [[Power Rangers]] franchise to murder every living thing on the property by destroying the building, narrowly avoiding getting the blood of [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] on his hands by their mutual suicide. Meanwhile, Jason escapes before retiring, and Beel just escapes. Of the one thousand people inside, one hundred were killed on that terrible day, and two hundred and fifty were injured. Of course, it's all perfectly okay because Chris '''shed tears''' over it. | In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Chris]], finally out of the [[Time Void]], sets plans into motion to destroy the building. Arriving there, Chris is first attacked by Jason, who traps Chris as Chris-Chan Sonichu and has [[Beel]] steal Chris's medallion, only to learn it's his ring that's the source of his powers. Later, Chris uses ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' to play a song where Chris complains about the state of the [[Power Rangers]] franchise to murder every living thing on the property by destroying the building, narrowly avoiding getting the blood of [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] on his hands by their mutual suicide. Meanwhile, Jason escapes before retiring, and Beel just escapes. Of the one thousand people inside, one hundred were killed on that terrible day, and two hundred and fifty were injured. Of course, it's all perfectly okay because Chris '''[[Chris and remorse|shed tears]]''' over it. | ||
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Revision as of 23:43, 20 October 2010
4-cent_garbage.com is Chris's representation of Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4chan. Since he blames ED for breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had, he must naturally demonize it in his comics.
It is worth noting that this is the closest Chris has ever made it to creating an actual parody.
Inspiration
In 2007, while innocently stroking his ego, Chris discovered ED's page satirizing him and his comic. What really ground his gears about the page was the "fan art" of Rosechu with a penis. Chris then embarked on a quest to make the website less scathing by uploading hideously drawn rule 34 of his little abominations (and Mary Lee Walsh), along with the infamous ShecameforCWC.JPG to his page. Yes, even though he had already drawn some 34's.
Due to the anonymous nature of 4chan, it isn't as simple to find out when he first discovered the site, but his first known acknowledgment of the site was in a comment on 12 November 2007, in which Chris addressed "ED and 4chan", informing them both that he would continue to flood his ED page with Honest Content until the page was taken down. From this, it can be assumed that, not only did Chris discover 4chan around the same time as he discovered ED, but he also considers the two sites to be a singular force or entity, much as he considers "God and Jesus" to be a single force, which explains why the two were combined into 4-cent_garbage.com in Sonichu canon.
The name is a slight mystery, because underscores (_) are not permitted in Internet domain names.
In Sonichu
In Sonichu #8, Rosechu discovers 4-cent_garbage.com and its page that slanders Sonichu, Chris, and her, along with "lifelike" drawings of Rosechu with a pickle. Rosechu then crawls into her dirty, mildew-laden bathroom and takes pictures of herself in the nude, then uploads them onto the 4-cent website, an attempt which proved futile in countering the abundance of dickgirl images. It's true what they say about how art imitates life.
Sonichu, Rosechu, and Wild go to their headquarters to attack Jason Kendrick Howell, the leader of 4-cent_garbage.com, and fail. And who said life doesn't imitate art? Rosechu (as The Incredible Lioness) also facerapes Mr. Howell for women's rights in the 4-cent building.
This volume shows that 4-cent employees can be either people or demons, and alcohol is actually allowed at the work place: it being a well-known fact that only evil people drink. Their headquarters have the color red all over the walls, and consists of 72 floors (or 66+6, because THEY'RE EVIL). Each of these floors contains either cartoon porn or racist humor about Barack Obama.
In Sonichu #10, Chris, finally out of the Time Void, sets plans into motion to destroy the building. Arriving there, Chris is first attacked by Jason, who traps Chris as Chris-Chan Sonichu and has Beel steal Chris's medallion, only to learn it's his ring that's the source of his powers. Later, Chris uses Guitar Hero to play a song where Chris complains about the state of the Power Rangers franchise to murder every living thing on the property by destroying the building, narrowly avoiding getting the blood of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus on his hands by their mutual suicide. Meanwhile, Jason escapes before retiring, and Beel just escapes. Of the one thousand people inside, one hundred were killed on that terrible day, and two hundred and fifty were injured. Of course, it's all perfectly okay because Chris shed tears over it.
