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...Please remove your head gear; it's reminding us of [[Nazis]].|According to Chris, the contents of a note he received from church staff.}} [[File:Coke, Unicorn cosplay.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]

[[File:0658-ANIME513.JPG|thumb|Chris dressed as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|his mary-sue count ...tempts at cosplay are usually rare; however, a major wave of cosplaying by Chris, presumably to impress/amuse [[Jackie]], appeared in late [[2010]].

...which he dresses as [[Wikipedia:Fred Flintstone|Fred Flintstone]], then [[cosplay]]s as [[Wikipedia:Homer Simpson|Homer Simpson]] cosplaying as Fred. ...ay, the viewer is bombarded with a badly-paced attempt by Chris to [[Chris and Music#Singing|sing]] the theme to ''[[Wikipedia:The Flintstones|The Flintst

...illigan Be or Not''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 18 [[October 2010]]. Chris performs a soliloquy of sorts from the TV show ''[[Gilligan's Island]]''. ''[Chris appears, humming a fanfare of some sort before proceeding to sing]''

...aving many idiotic douchebags among their fanbase, which more or less fits Chris's description. Chris also recites a lyric from {{w|Coolio}}'s [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise|"G

[[File:ChrisChanTechnologyMR.jpg|thumb|How Chris uses science and technology to achieve his ultimate transformation.]] ...f of the Marvel superhero [[wikipedia:Nightcrawler (comics)|Nightcrawler]]|Chris to [[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>}}

[[File:July9EverfreeNWArt1.jpg|thumb|350px|Chris's artwork based on the convention.]] ...Barbara Chandler|his mother]]. Chris was in jail while the con took place, and the funds raised for the planned trip were returned to the commissioners.

...ris, the contents of a note he received from church staff on his [[unicorn cosplay]].}} [[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 3.jpg|thumb|Chris in August 2017]]

{{Quote|I can definitely do a british accent.|Chris to [[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 8]]</ref>}} ...him. He said he would draw a lightning-bolt scar, but the video is [[Chris and camerawork|too dark to see if he did so]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 8]]</ref>

...eface]] (in a method reminiscent of [[Pmurt|a certain political figure]]), and tries to copy Clyde's characteristic hairstyle by slicking his [[hair]] bac ''[Chris jumps into view, face covered in brown paint and wearing a white t-shirt with "I GOT WHAT I DESERVE" on it]''

...f knowledge]] about anything to do with Native American culture by [[Chris and race|repeating tired old Native American stereotypes]]. Also, if one looks close enough, the outline of Chris's [[muscle bra]] is visible through his shirt. There is also a set of [[Plu

...er 2010]], in which he holds a ''[[Cleveland Show]]'' DVD case to his face and talks about buying computers, impersonating Cleveland (poorly) throughout. | next = [[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat]]

...m]] shouting "robble robble" in a nasally, high-pitched voice. Once again, Chris somehow manages to screw things up as his costume lacks several key element ''[Chris appears in his [[muscle bra]] with strips of black paper taped over his rot

...g and anime convention held annually in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]]. Chris attended on Saturday, 29 August 2015. By all accounts, it was his first app On 29 August Chris announced on [[Facebook]]:

'''Animate! Raleigh''' is a [[convention]] in Raleigh, North Carolina. Chris attended in [[January 2024]] along with [[Flutter]]. ...pent at least $550 on the convention,]] assuming he paid for both his pass and Flutter's.

...''' was an [[anime]] convention that [[Chris]] attended on 29 [[May 2004]] and 17 [[June 2005]]. It took place at a Holiday Inn (now DoubleTree) in [[Rich Anime Mid-Atlantic took place on May 28–30, [[2004]]. Chris recounts this event in ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'' #5:<ref>http://archive.

...the animated ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchise. Chris is a fan of several, and has tweeted to or met them at [[conventions]]. ...his Ego|to personally answer to him]]. This certainly would have ended in Chris not hearing squat from Tara, had a troll not decided to forward his rant to

...colorful battles and choreographed attacks]], so it's not hard to see why Chris would like it. ==Chris and the series==

...th a [[Shadow]] doll substituting for [[Clyde Cash]] as the culprit. What Chris doesn't know is that when a case is dismissed, the defendant cannot be sent ...camera wearing clown makeup, his shirt stuffed with his [[plush breasts]] and a red sheet of construction paper covering his crotch.'']

...video]] uploaded the next month, serves as the last hurrah of the 'classic Chris' era, prior to him coming out as a [[tomgirl]]. ...ackie.MOV]], possibly seeing the gold mine of content that could come from Chris [[cosplaying]].

...ck him. Half the time his insults are [[Chris and English|unintelligible]] and his [[South Park|Eric Cartman]]-like accent makes the problem even worse. ...l, we all know that ''Sonichu'' doesn't have]] [[Sonichu 10|gore, violence and needless killing of characters]], right?

{{Quote|You think about dat, you jive-ass turkey!|Chris}} ...lúa]] with great abandon, mocking [[Jackie]]'s ex [[Lars]] and dressing up and speaking like a "a parody of the current young [[Niggos|black]] [[JERKS|dud

...often, I'd say like, uh... You know, two or three times a week.|[[Mumble 8|Chris on his frequency of McDonald's visits]]}} ...pisode 2]]</ref><ref>[[CWC's_Diary#2005|CWC's Diary]], March 29 2005</ref> and the $1 sweet tea,<ref>[[Mailbag 28]]</ref> though he has [[Jackie E-mails 2

...3.PNG|thumb|Transcending [[Christory]] and the world, a tale of [[trolls]] and [[Unholy Tetrad|tards]], eternally retold.]] [[Image:Voldocwc.jpg|thumb|Chris's [[100 2265|Hamburglar]] [[cosplay]] recreated in Soul Calibur V.]]

'''ECV 00001''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 9 [[October 2010]], in which he paraphrases [[Wikipedia:Chero ...[PlayStation]] [[Move]] controller and a matching "Navigation Controller". Chris has also returned to using his old [[PSEye]] to record this video, which ca

...fondling/fingering. Put on a jammin' boom box playing some dubba/cello mix|Chris requests a very specific commission<ref name=finger>[[August 2017 Patreon p ...Chris]] developed a fixation with her. In [[2018]], he saw fit to [[Things Chris has ripped off|insert this intellectual property]] into [[Sonichu 12-9|his

: ''"Kim" redirects here. For Chris's blow-up doll, see [[Kimmi]].'' ...yed by [[LoveYouLongTime]].<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (LoveYouLongTime)#Emily and Kim Personas]]</ref>}}

...Dual LightSabre|Chris to [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Surfshack Tito]]<ref>[[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]]</ref>}} [[File:Star wars.jpg|thumb|300px|Remember Chris, the [[autism]] will be with you – always.]]

{{Quote|In the name of Christian Chandler's heart, I shall punish you!|[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] to [[Mary Lee Walsh]].}} ...es in a desperate attempt to impress her enough to make her want to bob up and down on his [[duck]]. [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|In case you couldn't tell]], it d

...children with abnormal lives, to one where he warbles off-key about a boy and a [[gal-pal]] falling in love. Then, he rounds out the performance with a { ...is Chan Conspiracy|making fun of the Hindu people]]. Both of which, Blacks and Hindus, are good people too.

...tire trek was nearly three hours long as Chris walked 8 miles [12.9 km] to and from his destination. ...where the fatigue from such exertion is actually warranted, a far cry from Chris’s struggles to run more than a few tens of metres at a time in the filmin

...en's shows, it's not surprising that Chris was later turned onto the show, and that he'd have even more confidence with being publicly interested in it. ==Characters mentioned by Chris==

...ical ideology; he is a member of the [[SLGBTQ|LGBT community]] and [[Chris and money|relies]] on his [[Monthly tugboat|social security]].}} ...l out of [[My Little Pony|Equestria]]!|That time [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|Chris destroyed a Christmas tree]]}}

[[File:DorkyExpression.jpg|thumb|Chris rips off Homer's catchphrase.]] ...t the cutting [[parody|satire]] which has characterized the show goes over Chris's head.

...a custom Sonichu plush.<ref name=receive>[[October 2018 social media posts#Chris complains about generous person]]</ref>}} [[File:18 10 18 Twitter Plush 2.jpeg|thumb|200px|Chris's photo of the Sonichu plush.]]

[[File:Bc1 with RarifriendHN.jpg|thumb|Chris at BronyCon 2017.]] Chris has attended several '''conventions''' over the years. Prior to the 2010s,

...nd [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christine]]'s, finally...|Chris introduces the ''Equestria Girls'' world to his comic<ref>[[:File:SchuComic [[File:EquestriaGirls.jpg|thumb|right|350px|[[Things Chris has ripped off|Chris takes another franchise hostage]].]]

...[[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]]. Ever since [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] came out as a [[homos|lesbian]] in mid-2014, the group has been an import ...Empathy lessons]]</ref> Chris hung out for a few hours, and then went home and posted about it on Facebook.

This page covers Chris's activity on his personal [[Facebook]] page in [[August 2015]]. * 1 August - Chris announces another batch of [[medallions]] for sale on [[eBay]].

...wings on each page. Whether or not Chris intends to make the comic [[Chris and Writing#Visual Clarity|easier to read]] by doing so is questionable. ...ds/6-26-new-sonichu-book-on-events-leading-up-to-merge.57832/</ref> Due to Chris's [[Jail Saga|recent legal troubles]], it's pretty clear that this issue wi

This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[May 2020]]. ...all, today is the LAST day you can order the "I Survived Bunny Day" Charm and Shirts.

...[[Autism|God’s children]], regardless of [[Attraction Sign|age]], [[Chris and race|race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Monthly tugboat|socio-economic si ...at]]</ref> Chris received a one-month [[ban]] from the church in [[2013]], and he eventually ceased his involvement with the church altogether sometime in

...d by Chris and [[Jack Thaddeus]] between [[July 2009]] and [[March 2010]]. Chris's emails have a blue background; Jack's are pink. ...aupload.com, with the "From" and "To" E-mail addresses filled in with Mine and Yours respecively. I'm not sure it was successful, because I did not find i

...e present CPU Blue Heart, on top of her other responsibilities and duties.|Chris explains his character, [[August 2020]]<ref>[[Discord Q&A 2]]</ref>}} ...mechanism]] and enabling his [[messiah complex]]. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the [[Dimensional Merge]], with his o

[[File:128679185214.png|thumb|Fan art of Chris's various Halloween costumes.]] ...ica, where it has long been secularized. It has often had significance for Chris. He may not have a high opinion of it, as bad stuff tends to happen to him

{{Wise|Jackie was from the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] universe and that she was real.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>}} {{quote|And you will be safe, as long as I [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|do not talk]] abo

This page archives Chris's tweets from [[August 2017]]. ==Chris' prescribed medication==

...Celeb meet and greet. I was fan girl, I admit, when I met them this year.|Chris reflects on BronyCon 2018}} [[File:BronyCon2018Ingridpanel.jpg|thumb|right|400px|'''''Where's [[Chris and Spanish|Ricardo]]?''''']]

[[File:Bronycon2019-20.jpg|thumb|350px|Chris meets the cast of the ''Grand Galloping Gala'' show.]] ...est efforts to counter the inevitable]], both his favorite animated series and his favorite convention would draw to a close in such a short timespan.

...greater knowledge of Chris to such an extent that according to animator [[Chris in the media#Harry Partridge|Harry Partridge]], more have been written abou ==About the "Chris and..." series==

[[File:486-CWCcatchesaPikachu.JPG|thumb|Chris [[Attraction Sign|seeks out]] a Pikachu.]] ...]] series, and much, much more. It is the world's largest media franchise, and the second-biggest video game franchise, only beaten by [[Nintendo]]'s own

'''Mailbag 33''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 5 [[January 2010]]. [[Chris]] answered the letters the next day. ...that you can't just mistreat people because they're [[Homos|gay]], [[Chris and religion|atheist]], or anything else he despises, but he was not willing to

...m Christine Chandler‎]]</ref> (age 33). Right: November 2016<ref>[[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously]]</ref> (age 34).]] ...g off, [[Chris]]'s '''hair''' is one of the many indicators of his [[Chris and health|unhealthy lifestyle]].

...tant and Close to me, but Nightstar Unicorn/Sonichu of Equestria is closer|Chris, June 2018<ref>[[Nightstar is a very important Special Sonichu]]</ref>}} ...chu 12-9]]</ref><br>3 June 2017 (IRL)<ref name="origin">[[June 2017 tweets#Chris draws himself as a MLP character]]</ref>

...but several relics, including the [[Sonic Totem]], the [[Megatron Pistol]] and the [[Crumple-Lope]] are confirmed to have survived the fire, with others l ...patching it up. Despite these efforts, it was badly damaged beyond repair, and was later presumably thrown out by [[Barb]].

...[[January 2024]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[Twitter]] and from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu. ...main #Autobot team featuring Son-Chu, Silver, Excelina, Prowler, Armoraxe and Bumba-Lumba from #Transformers Legacy Cwcville set! ⚡️💙⚡️

...e|She could have fed me! She could have Watched [[Obesity|My Belly Grow]]!|Chris lamenting what could have been.<ref>[[October 2017 Facebook posts#Quinn's m ...own havoc on Chris's psyche at the time, and drove a wedge between her and Chris.

...ng a duet solo, I was literally dancing with Magi-Chan, my guardian angel.|Chris on interacting with one of his [[imaginary friends]].<ref name=magi>[[:File ...iction, [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. The trip also marks a point in Chris's rejection of [[reality]] – during the convention, he believed his imagi

...[[October 2018]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments are included and color-coded for reference. {{quotebox|Just saw this lovely jacket in a dream; looked it up and found it. It Would make for a lovely present for Christmas, if y'all don't

...ng [[March 2019]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments are included and color-coded for reference. {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Fritzillaz|[''posts a tweet not publicly viewable, and since deleted'']}}

This page archives Chris's [[Twitter]] posts from January through April 2017. For tweets afterwards, ...hris updated his Twitter with a background from the [[Love is Love]] comic and replaced his profile picture to match the one on his Facebook.

...[December 2023]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[Twitter]] and from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu. AND I STILL GET SHIT FROM IDIOTS}}

*[[Chris]] went to a couples relationship class--alone. He talked about the [[trolls ...me]], [[Kacey]] agreed. Chris doesn't want to because ignoring phone calls and drawing Sonichu is too much work already. Yes, that's his actual reasoning.

...g and therapeutic, and also rubbing it against your cheek. That's... nice.|Chris' advice for young men<ref>[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]</r [[File:Chris_Chan_Pony.png|thumb|Chris: The original brony.]]

...[Chris]]'s interactions with [[Megan]], the [[PaRappa]] contest adventure, and the moment his life began its tumble down a bottomless pit of failure--the ...should I say Ginny or Virginia ), I am delighted to hear from you as well. And It is also good to know that you are still residing at that address. The [[

...s - Jacob Sockness#Chris asks for Jacob to be kicked]]|[[The Place chats - Chris Unblocks Sockness]]|Information regarding Discord Server}} ...manifest one's dreams. This is a divine experience.|Sockness after buying Chris's shoes<ref><s>https://twitter.com/darkseed2012/status/1107477177149251585<

...Sonichu]]’s News Dash! newsletter, will make the ladies take notice of me.|Chris, believing your own newsletter will attract women, 31 January 2004}} ...defective [[Dating education|dating advice]], and details on Chris's life and personal interests. It would always end with his description of his require

...b Chandler]] outsmarting [[BlueSpike|a ween]] attempting to [[prank call]] Chris.}} ...know you are safe around me and [[Polyamorous marriage|my Loves]]. 😊⚡️💙⚡️|Chris, attempting to persuade a fan weens won't hassle them at [[BronyCon]]<ref>h

...Chan.jpg|300px|thumb|[[Helena Fiorenza]], a fantasy enabler who feeds into Chris's delusion that Magi-chan is real.]] ...190784675750514688</ref> are those who encourage Chris's negative behavior and/or self-destructive habits.

{{Protip|Don't be a [[ween]] and harass any of the places Chris has been to in the hopes of getting him banned. Yes, sadly, [[The End Games {{quote|Bann has happened again.|[[Chris]], after being banned from [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] for the third time.<ref>[[

...just love to see me in my- in [[The Classic|the old red, white and blue]].|Chris to [[Kacey]]<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref>}} [[File:Chris at Region 10.jpg|thumb|200px|...for a few decades, at least.]]

...s been completely forgotten. Chris makes a bold speech about cyber-bullies and online trolls, all about himself, naturally. ...ded up there by mistake (or in some of my cases, from deception, blackmail and spyware).

This page archives Chris's tweets from [[September 2017]]. Following [[August 2017 tweets|a tweet from 29 August]], in which Chris told Tara Strong he would donate to the Red Cross after seeing her video as

...eaked on 11 August 2020.<ref>{{Cite farms|title=Conversation between Chris and Friend leaked|thread=74701|autoarchive=20211026055119}}</ref> ...[[dreams]] and delusions. Near the end, he shares the [[Chris's Last Will and Testament]] video.

{{see also|Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)}} ...agazines, [[Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)|podcasts]] and [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]].

...the leak of the [[Incest call]], his subsequent [[Incest Arrest|arrest]], and numerous [[Jail Saga|escapades in jail]]. I sense that all of you are moreso, and even more so, not only finding great relationships with your selves, respec

...a style that needs not be overthought, as it is typically to the point.|[[Chris]], talking about his art<ref>[[January 2020 social media posts]]</ref>}} ...tarrosechu2891 dg6od9g-414w-2x.jpg|thumb|"Goddess At Work" (2022), showing Chris working on comic pages in his work room at [[14 Branchland Court]].]]

...chats (September 2020)#High heart rate]]|[[The Place chats (November 2020)#Chris's Body Shakes]]}} ...a bit for fun and movement.|[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s [[Chris and hypocrisy|ironic]] advice for [[Wikipedia:Ivan Drago|Ivan Drago]]<ref>[[Mai

[[File:IRC(16 October 2008).jpg|thumb|300px|Chris, dispensing excellent advice as always.]] ...008. The chat covers a large variety of topics, giving trolls insight into Chris's life for the first time.

...f your blouse, and I take off my shirt, optionally with the medallion on|[[Chris]], describing his [[sex]] fantasy to [[PandaHalo]]<ref>[[Chris_Sex_Logs#Two {{quote|Never retiring the medallion, Ever.|[[Chris]], February 2020<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts]]</ref>}}

{{Dated|[[Prison communications]], and details about the [[Idea Guys]] in the Naivete section}} {{quote|Firstly, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME...|Chris, [[Mailbag 10#Rejected Mailbag|Mailbag 10 (Rejected)]].}}

{{incomplete|Chats from The WCT-Chris log (11 May 2021 onwards)}} ...#Chris's Divination and DMs With WCT]]|[[User:Anaxis/Watchmen Source Leaks#Chris Likes Espeon]]}}

These are livestreams filmed by Chris in [[November 2023]], influenced by [[Praetor]]. ...coming almost overwhelming, and stream donors send constant messages about Chris's [[motherfucking]]. Notably, some of these streams are named "[[The Return

...is based on the "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" play that Chris wrote and drew in [[Praetor Jail Art|jail]]. New drawings occasionally appear in the ==The Life and Times of Jesus Christ==

{{Dated|[[Jail letters|several jail letters]] and Neo-Spiritual Christianity}} ...ut God must hate me to put me in the lifestyle I am forced to be cooped up and bored with.|Eli, Eli, Lama Sabachthani?! (Facebook, 2013)}}

...for reference. Chris's usual posts are in blue. Halfway through the month, Chris would begin role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]]; those posts are in purple. ==Chris Arrives==

:''This article is about the TRUE and ORIGINAL Chris – it is his article and nothing less! For his self-insert "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian West ...hristian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''