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'''The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail''' was introduced in [[Sub-Episode 7]] of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], wherein Chris | '''The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail''' was introduced in [[Sub-Episode 7]] of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], wherein Chris sucked on a beverage whilst evading [[jerkop]]s. Numerous [[Trolls]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] pointed out that the clumsy artwork make it look like Chris was fellating a big, fat [[pickle|phallus]], playing on his deeply-rooted fear of becoming a [[homo]]. In the version posted on the [[CWCipedia]], Chris has edited the Oversized Drinking Straw to look slightly less retarded: | ||
[[Image:Chris-Straw-Retcon.JPG|center]] | [[Image:Chris-Straw-Retcon.JPG|center]] | ||
It's worth noting that even the "new, improved" Drinking Straw is wider than any of cartoon Chris- | It's worth noting that even the "new, improved" Drinking Straw is wider than any of cartoon Chris-Chan's fingers or thumbs, and the part above the bend is for some reason narrower than the part below. Also, given the nature of Chris's terrible artwork, it's hard to determine which of the following is correct about his "new" mouth... | ||
'''1> ''Is his mouth wide open?''''' | '''1> ''Is his mouth wide open?''''' | ||
:If this is the case, it would be impossible to drink in the manner depicted. The drinker's lips have to form an airtight seal around the straw in order to draw liquid up through it | :If this is the case, it would be impossible to drink in the manner depicted unless you've got vacuum lungs. The drinker's lips have to form an airtight seal around the straw in order to draw liquid up through it. | ||
'''2> ''Has he drawn himself with massive [[ | '''2> ''Has he drawn himself with massive [[niggo]] lips?''''' | ||
:Chris's lips may have simply ballooned to an enormous size, giving the impression that [[tomgirl|he's wearing | :Chris's lips may have simply ballooned to an enormous size, giving the impression that [[tomgirl|he's wearing Maybelline]]. | ||
Whatever the truth may be, Chris cannot even correct any of his mistakes without finding some other way to screw up in the process. | Whatever the truth may be, Chris cannot even correct any of his mistakes without finding some other way to screw up in the process. | ||
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Image:Slurp1.png|Slurp. | Image:Slurp1.png|Slurp. | ||
Image:Slurp2.jpg|SLURP! | Image:Slurp2.jpg|SLURP! | ||
Image:PVCC_44.png| | Image:PVCC_44.png|SLUUUURP! | ||
Image:Asperstraw.png|''[[Asperchu]]'' variant. | Image:Asperstraw.png|''[[Asperchu]]'' variant. | ||
Image:Freudslipstraw.png| Could the straw be a euphemism for Chris' own bent [[duck]]? | Image:Freudslipstraw.png| Could the straw be a euphemism for Chris' own bent [[duck]]? | ||
Image:ChrisVSstrawcanvaspainting.jpg|Serious skills. | Image:ChrisVSstrawcanvaspainting.jpg|Serious skills. | ||
Image:Chris_chan_straw.png| | Image:Chris_chan_straw.png|Now in ink form. | ||
Image:OversizedStrawDarkRoomPoton.png| Chris | Image:OversizedStrawDarkRoomPoton.png|Chris drinking from his oversized straw in a poorly-lit room, much like his own. | ||
Image:Bbxczz.png | Image:Bbxczz.png|Also in [[anime]] style. | ||
</gallery></center> | </gallery></center> | ||
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*[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu]] | *[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu]] | ||
*[[Chris and art]] | *[[Chris and art]] | ||
{{DEFAULTSORT:Oversized Drinking Straw}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Oversized Drinking Straw}} | ||
{{Relics of Fail}} | {{Relics of Fail}} | ||
[[Category:Relics of Fail]] | [[Category:Relics of Fail]] | ||
Revision as of 12:37, 18 February 2015
The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail was introduced in Sub-Episode 7 of Sonichu #4, wherein Chris sucked on a beverage whilst evading jerkops. Numerous Trolls and Encyclopedia Dramatica pointed out that the clumsy artwork make it look like Chris was fellating a big, fat phallus, playing on his deeply-rooted fear of becoming a homo. In the version posted on the CWCipedia, Chris has edited the Oversized Drinking Straw to look slightly less retarded:
It's worth noting that even the "new, improved" Drinking Straw is wider than any of cartoon Chris-Chan's fingers or thumbs, and the part above the bend is for some reason narrower than the part below. Also, given the nature of Chris's terrible artwork, it's hard to determine which of the following is correct about his "new" mouth...
1> Is his mouth wide open?
- If this is the case, it would be impossible to drink in the manner depicted unless you've got vacuum lungs. The drinker's lips have to form an airtight seal around the straw in order to draw liquid up through it.
2> Has he drawn himself with massive niggo lips?
- Chris's lips may have simply ballooned to an enormous size, giving the impression that he's wearing Maybelline.
Whatever the truth may be, Chris cannot even correct any of his mistakes without finding some other way to screw up in the process.
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