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'''WelcometoBollywood''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris performs [[Wikipedia:Bollywood|Bollywood]] [[Wikipedia:belly dancing|belly dancing]] in his padded-out white [[muscle bra]].
'''WelcometoBollywood''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris performs [[Wikipedia:Bollywood|Bollywood]] [[Wikipedia:belly dancing|belly dancing]], clad in his [[Plush breasts|padded-out]] white [[muscle bra]], to the tune of "[[Wikipedia:Kajra Re|Kajra Re]]"<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DovUEruZ2q4&t=0m33s Kajra Re]</ref>, from the [[2005]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Bunty Aur Babli|Bunty Aur Babli]]''. He attempts to mimic Aishwarya Rai's actions, but like all his endeavors, does it poorly and betrays a fantastic lack of preparation. He appears to be watching the film as he dances.
 
The song Chris dances to is "[[Wikipedia:Kajra Re|Kajra Re]]"<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DovUEruZ2q4&t=0m33s Kajra Re]</ref>, from the [[2005]] Bollywood film ''[[Wikipedia:Bunty Aur Babli|Bunty Aur Babli]]''. He attempts to mimic Aishwarya Rai's actions, but like all his endeavors, he does it poorly and betrays a fantastic lack of preparation. He appears to be watching the film as he dances. He also seems to have [[Plush breasts|stuffed]] the muscle bra again.


It begs the question how Chris can dance around in place for nearly 7 minutes, yet is incapable of even holding onto a bar to do [[pull-up]]s. Either that, or he simply used several thinly-disgused jump cuts to hide his inability to exercise.
It begs the question how Chris can dance around in place for nearly 7 minutes, yet is incapable of even holding onto a bar to do [[pull-up]]s. Either that, or he simply used several thinly-disgused jump cuts to hide his inability to exercise.
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=== Transcript ===
=== Transcript ===
 
''[Chris turns on "Kajra Re", then dances in circles for 3 and a half minutes.]''
''[Chris turns on Indian music, then dances in circles for three and a half minutes.]''


You're lovin' this, aren'tcha Jack-IE!
You're lovin' this, aren'tcha Jack-IE!


''[Chris continues to dance in a circle for another four minutes.]''
''[Chris continues to dance in a circle for another 4 minutes.]''


''[At 5:00, Chris claps off beat]''
''[At 5:00, Chris claps off-beat]''


''[Chris turns off the Indian music.]''
''[Chris turns off the Indian music.]''

Revision as of 16:11, 9 May 2015

WelcometoBollywood is a video Chris uploaded on 30 October 2010. In this video, Chris performs Bollywood belly dancing, clad in his padded-out white muscle bra, to the tune of "Kajra Re"[1], from the 2005's Bunty Aur Babli. He attempts to mimic Aishwarya Rai's actions, but like all his endeavors, does it poorly and betrays a fantastic lack of preparation. He appears to be watching the film as he dances.

It begs the question how Chris can dance around in place for nearly 7 minutes, yet is incapable of even holding onto a bar to do pull-ups. Either that, or he simply used several thinly-disgused jump cuts to hide his inability to exercise.

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Transcript

[Chris turns on "Kajra Re", then dances in circles for 3 and a half minutes.]

You're lovin' this, aren'tcha Jack-IE!

[Chris continues to dance in a circle for another 4 minutes.]

[At 5:00, Chris claps off-beat]

[Chris turns off the Indian music.]

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