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[[File: | [[File:Gokugetemattitude.PNG|thumb|What Chris is [[Chris and reality|imagining]]]] | ||
"'''CWC Fighter'''" is a video from 18 [[August 2009]] in which [[Chris]] shows us his (lack of) martial arts technique. Chris also gives us a [[Ego|legendary comparison]] between himself and the ''Street Fighter'' character Chun-Li, which is pretty generous. | |||
==Video== | ==Video== | ||
{{quote|Watch It, I have a little [[Wikipedia:Chun-Li|Chun-Li]] within me.|Official description}} | {{quote|Watch It, I have a little [[Wikipedia:Chun-Li|Chun-Li]] within me.|Official description}} | ||
{{Infobox/video | {{Infobox/video | ||
| name = CWC Fighter | | name = CWC Fighter | ||
| | | ytid = xqdAA1PyvdU | ||
| | | stardate = 18 [[August 2009]] | ||
| subject = {{Power|text}} | |||
| | | style = {{Crazy|text}} | ||
| | | shirt = {{RedShirt|text}} | ||
| | | previous = [[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]] | ||
| previous = [[ | | next = [[One Blessing, and One Curse]] | ||
| next = [[ | }} | ||
}} | |||
{{Quote|I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me!|Chris, [[Transgender|predicting his future]]}} | |||
===Transcript=== | === Transcript === | ||
[''A camera is pointed at the back of Chris's [[Son-chu|blue stationwagon]] parked in the [[14 Branchland Court|yard]]. A riding [[Father Call|lawnmower]] is visible. Chris walks into the frame, [[Chris and fashion|dressed]] in a bright red T-shirt with an undersized denim vest and blue jeans. He also wears his [[Medallion of fail|Sonichu medallion]]. He stands, legs apart, hands clasped in front of him, eyes closed as if in prayer. He is possibly [[Chris and religion|invoking]] some kind of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|ungodly power]]. He brings his hands to his sides, and with a crazed look he swings his right arm backwards. Aiming to either side of his body, he makes an upwards, poking motion with his left hand, then his right. His fingers are fully extended. He does the same thing, except straight ahead. He punches the air and twirls around, his back to the camera. He makes an awkward spinning kick and recovers ungracefully. He kicks air with his other leg | [''A camera is pointed at the back of Chris's [[Son-chu|blue stationwagon]] parked in the [[14 Branchland Court|yard]]. A riding [[Father Call|lawnmower]] is visible. Chris walks into the frame, [[Chris and fashion|dressed]] in a bright red T-shirt with an undersized denim vest and blue jeans. He also wears his [[Medallion of fail|Sonichu medallion]]. He stands, legs apart, hands clasped in front of him, eyes closed as if in prayer. He is possibly [[Chris and religion|invoking]] some kind of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|ungodly power]]. He brings his hands to his sides, and with a crazed look he swings his right arm backwards. Aiming to either side of his body, he makes an upwards, poking motion with his left hand, then his right. His fingers are fully extended. He does the same thing, except straight ahead. He punches the air and twirls around, his back to the camera. He makes an awkward spinning kick and recovers ungracefully. He kicks at the air with his other leg, arms akimbo and head cocked to one side. He takes a step back and does two pitiful punching motions aimed at nowhere in particular. He attempts an uppercut and fails horribly at it, vaguely resembling a [[Chris Loses It|wounded animal]]. Chris punches some more air in random directions, but with much, much less force than when he started 20 seconds ago. Chris crouches down and does a very, very slow spinning kick where that looks particularly ineffectual. Chris returns to the camera, flashes a victory sign, and states:''] | ||
I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me | I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me! | ||
==Fan videos== | ==Fan videos== | ||
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo | {{Infobox/Fanvideo | ||
| name = FALCCCCCCCCCONNNNNNN CHRIS | | name = FALCCCCCCCCCONNNNNNN CHRIS | ||
| | | ytid = GS_z-kM64rM | ||
| | | stardate = 20 [[August 2009]] | ||
| | | maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/puppetchaos puppetchaos] | ||
| | | subject = CWC Fighter | ||
| | | type = (VGM) Remix | ||
| | | info = }} | ||
}} | |||
{{Infobox/Fanvideo | {{Infobox/Fanvideo | ||
| name = CWC Ballet | | name = CWC Ballet | ||
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YKXtDWOuL4U}} | | video = {{#ev:youtube|YKXtDWOuL4U}} | ||
| | | stardate = 21 [[August 2009]] | ||
| | | maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ohhhmyaxels OhhhMyAxels] | ||
| | | subject = CWC Fighter | ||
| | | type = ????? | ||
| | | info = }} | ||
}} | |||
{{Infobox/Fanvideo | {{Infobox/Fanvideo | ||
| name = SUPER CWC FIGHTER 2 ALPHA: THE THIRD STRIKE | | name = SUPER CWC FIGHTER 2 ALPHA: THE THIRD STRIKE | ||
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Uy2z-fi9yec}} | | video = {{#ev:youtube|Uy2z-fi9yec}} | ||
| | | stardate = 10 [[September 2009]] | ||
| | | maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/PhallusKnifeFight PhallusKnifeFight] | ||
| | | subject = CWC Fighter | ||
| | | type = | info = }} | ||
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}} | |||
{{Infobox/Fanvideo | {{Infobox/Fanvideo | ||
| name = Chris | | name = CCR: Chris Chan Revolution | ||
| video = {{#ev:youtube| | | video = {{#ev:youtube|bVkzCzTh-7o}} | ||
| | | stardate = 5 [[October 2010]] | ||
| | | maker = GoldPlatedDildo | ||
| | | subject = | ||
| | | type = | ||
| | | info = DDR Remix | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{Infobox/Fanvideo | {{Infobox/Fanvideo | ||
| name = | | name = Nothing Keeps the Troll Hunter Down | ||
| video = {{#ev:youtube| | | video = {{#ev:youtube|q6Q96v5eP0Y}} | ||
| | | stardate = 27 [[November 2010]] | ||
| maker = TheHunterOfTrolls | |||
| subject = | |||
| | | type = | ||
| info = Our new enemy? | |||
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}} | }} | ||
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]|nextlink=[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]|}} | {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]|nextlink=[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]|}} | ||
{{Game Videos}} | {{Game Videos}} | ||
{{Power videos}} | |||
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | ||
[[Category:Outdoor videos]] | [[Category:Outdoor videos]] | ||
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-18]] | |||
Latest revision as of 20:57, 2 December 2022
What Chris is imagining
"CWC Fighter" is a video from 18 August 2009 in which Chris shows us his (lack of) martial arts technique. Chris also gives us a legendary comparison between himself and the Street Fighter character Chun-Li, which is pretty generous.
Video
| “ | Watch It, I have a little Chun-Li within me. | ” |
| Official description | ||
| CWC Fighter | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 18 August 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Power
|
| Performance Style |  Crazy
|
| Shirt |  The Power Ranger
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Light His Mind's Darkest Hour |
next One Blessing, and One Curse |
| “ | I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me! | ” |
| Chris, predicting his future | ||
Transcript
[A camera is pointed at the back of Chris's blue stationwagon parked in the yard. A riding lawnmower is visible. Chris walks into the frame, dressed in a bright red T-shirt with an undersized denim vest and blue jeans. He also wears his Sonichu medallion. He stands, legs apart, hands clasped in front of him, eyes closed as if in prayer. He is possibly invoking some kind of ungodly power. He brings his hands to his sides, and with a crazed look he swings his right arm backwards. Aiming to either side of his body, he makes an upwards, poking motion with his left hand, then his right. His fingers are fully extended. He does the same thing, except straight ahead. He punches the air and twirls around, his back to the camera. He makes an awkward spinning kick and recovers ungracefully. He kicks at the air with his other leg, arms akimbo and head cocked to one side. He takes a step back and does two pitiful punching motions aimed at nowhere in particular. He attempts an uppercut and fails horribly at it, vaguely resembling a wounded animal. Chris punches some more air in random directions, but with much, much less force than when he started 20 seconds ago. Chris crouches down and does a very, very slow spinning kick where that looks particularly ineffectual. Chris returns to the camera, flashes a victory sign, and states:]
I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me!
Fan videos
| FALCCCCCCCCCONNNNNNN CHRIS | |
| Direct link | Youtube, archive |
| Stardate | 20 August 2009 |
| Made By | puppetchaos |
| Subject Matter | CWC Fighter |
| Video Type | (VGM) Remix |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
| CWC Ballet | |
| Stardate | 21 August 2009 |
| Made By | OhhhMyAxels |
| Subject Matter | CWC Fighter |
| Video Type | ????? |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
| SUPER CWC FIGHTER 2 ALPHA: THE THIRD STRIKE | |
| Stardate | 10 September 2009 |
| Made By | PhallusKnifeFight |
| Subject Matter | CWC Fighter |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
| CCR: Chris Chan Revolution | |
| Stardate | 5 October 2010 |
| Made By | GoldPlatedDildo |
| Other Info | DDR Remix |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
| Nothing Keeps the Troll Hunter Down | |
| Stardate | 27 November 2010 |
| Made By | TheHunterOfTrolls |
| Other Info | Our new enemy? |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
External links
| ⇐ Light His Mind's Darkest Hour | Chris's videos | One Blessing, and One Curse ⇒ |
| 💪 💪 💪 Power videos 💪 💪 💪 |
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CWC Update 18 January 2009 • Chris Destroys His Vibrator • Take that Page DOWN NOW! • Power • Chris humps his PS3 • Sign Destruction Video • Challenge for Clyde • Chris Loses It • CWC Fighter • 30 Push-Ups • Clyde is Weaker than Water • I AM STRONG • 51 50 • Sonichu's Edge • Don't Mess With Me • Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! • The MovingFoward videos • Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV • Hello, my sweety baby • A Hike • A Workout • WeighIn • WelcometoBollywood • Pull-ups • Victory Rockout • Cheerleader • A few kicks • Lesbian Sex Audition • Eid, Pmurt, Eid • Smashing • Get Out, You D*** Nazis • Chris slaps himself • One-Hundred • Walking to the post office • On mah Treadmill, dawgs! |