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"'''CWC Fighter'''" is a video from 18 [[August 2009]] in which [[Chris]] shows us his (lack of) martial arts technique.
[[File:Gokugetemattitude.PNG|thumb|What Chris is [[Chris and reality|imagining]]]]
 
"'''CWC Fighter'''" is a video from 18 [[August 2009]] in which [[Chris]] shows us his (lack of) martial arts technique. Chris also gives us a [[Ego|legendary comparison]] between himself and the ''Street Fighter'' character Chun-Li, which is pretty generous.


==Video==
==Video==
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{{Infobox/video
| name          = CWC Fighter
| name          = CWC Fighter
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|xqdAA1PyvdU}}
| ytid          = xqdAA1PyvdU
| stardate      = 18 [[August 2009]]
| stardate      = 18 [[August 2009]]
| subject        = {{Power|text}}
| subject        = {{Power|text}}
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| next          = [[One Blessing, and One Curse]]
| next          = [[One Blessing, and One Curse]]
}}  
}}  
{{Quote|I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me!|Chris, [[Transgender|predicting his future]]}}


=== Transcript ===
=== Transcript ===
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I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me!
I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me!
                                          [[File:Gokugetemattitude.PNG]]


==Fan videos==
==Fan videos==
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = FALCCCCCCCCCONNNNNNN CHRIS
| name          = FALCCCCCCCCCONNNNNNN CHRIS
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|GS_z-kM64rM}}
| ytid          = GS_z-kM64rM
| stardate      = 20 [[August 2009]]
| stardate      = 20 [[August 2009]]
| maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/puppetchaos puppetchaos]
| maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/puppetchaos puppetchaos]
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| maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/PhallusKnifeFight PhallusKnifeFight]
| maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/PhallusKnifeFight PhallusKnifeFight]
| subject        = CWC Fighter
| subject        = CWC Fighter
| type          = | info          = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Chris-Chan can swim.
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|vSkP9E_6bMw}}
| stardate      = 25 [[May 2010]]
| maker          = TheMammothWasHere
| subject        = CWC Fighter
| type          = | info          = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = CWC Fighter ALPHA 2
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|sMT5Xb6IshE}}
| stardate      = 14 [[March 2010]]
| maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/DrButler DrButler]
| subject        = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
| type          = | info          = }}
| type          = | info          = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
{{Infobox/Fanvideo

Latest revision as of 20:57, 2 December 2022

What Chris is imagining

"CWC Fighter" is a video from 18 August 2009 in which Chris shows us his (lack of) martial arts technique. Chris also gives us a legendary comparison between himself and the Street Fighter character Chun-Li, which is pretty generous.

Video

Watch It, I have a little Chun-Li within me.
Official description


CWC Fighter
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 18 August 2009
Subject Matter PowerPower Power
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy
Shirt Red & WhiteRed & White The Power Ranger
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
Light His Mind's Darkest Hour
next
One Blessing, and One Curse


I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me!
Chris, predicting his future

Transcript

[A camera is pointed at the back of Chris's blue stationwagon parked in the yard. A riding lawnmower is visible. Chris walks into the frame, dressed in a bright red T-shirt with an undersized denim vest and blue jeans. He also wears his Sonichu medallion. He stands, legs apart, hands clasped in front of him, eyes closed as if in prayer. He is possibly invoking some kind of ungodly power. He brings his hands to his sides, and with a crazed look he swings his right arm backwards. Aiming to either side of his body, he makes an upwards, poking motion with his left hand, then his right. His fingers are fully extended. He does the same thing, except straight ahead. He punches the air and twirls around, his back to the camera. He makes an awkward spinning kick and recovers ungracefully. He kicks at the air with his other leg, arms akimbo and head cocked to one side. He takes a step back and does two pitiful punching motions aimed at nowhere in particular. He attempts an uppercut and fails horribly at it, vaguely resembling a wounded animal. Chris punches some more air in random directions, but with much, much less force than when he started 20 seconds ago. Chris crouches down and does a very, very slow spinning kick where that looks particularly ineffectual. Chris returns to the camera, flashes a victory sign, and states:]

I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me!

Fan videos

FALCCCCCCCCCONNNNNNN CHRIS
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 20 August 2009
Made By puppetchaos
Subject Matter CWC Fighter
Video Type (VGM) Remix
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


CWC Ballet
Stardate 21 August 2009
Made By OhhhMyAxels
Subject Matter CWC Fighter
Video Type ?????
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


SUPER CWC FIGHTER 2 ALPHA: THE THIRD STRIKE
Stardate 10 September 2009
Made By PhallusKnifeFight
Subject Matter CWC Fighter
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


CCR: Chris Chan Revolution
Stardate 5 October 2010
Made By GoldPlatedDildo
Other Info DDR Remix
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


Nothing Keeps the Troll Hunter Down
Stardate 27 November 2010
Made By TheHunterOfTrolls
Other Info Our new enemy?
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

External links

Light His Mind's Darkest Hour Chris's videos One Blessing, and One Curse


💪 💪 💪 Power videos 💪 💪 💪

CWC Update 18 January 2009Chris Destroys His VibratorTake that Page DOWN NOW!PowerChris humps his PS3Sign Destruction VideoChallenge for ClydeChris Loses ItCWC Fighter30 Push-UpsClyde is Weaker than WaterI AM STRONG51 50Sonichu's EdgeDon't Mess With MeTito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!The MovingFoward videosLars' Ship has Sunk.MOVHello, my sweety babyA HikeA WorkoutWeighInWelcometoBollywoodPull-upsVictory RockoutCheerleaderA few kicksLesbian Sex AuditionEid, Pmurt, EidSmashingGet Out, You D*** NazisChris slaps himselfOne-HundredWalking to the post officeOn mah Treadmill, dawgs!