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| On 13 [[February 2021]], a set of screenshots were publicly released by a CWCki editor roleplaying the OC [[Lainchu]] <ref group="note">In this case, it was a former editor of this wiki, Anaxis</ref>, consisting of some of Chris's ramblings in [[The Watchmen's Place]] during [[January 2021]] and February 2021, including an argument the Watchmen had with [[Praetor]] over Chris's use of a taser. The member named this collection '''The Chroniclings of Chris Chan: Thinking with Portals''' (perhaps in reference to the video game {{w|Portal (video game)|Portal}}). As has become standard with the release of "Chroniclings," Lainchu made color-coded censors and redactions. Messages by Chris [[Spirit possession|(as Sonichu)]] are color-coded yellow throughout the article, while the Watchmen and their messages are named and color-coded after their respective censor colors.
| | '''''Thinking with Portals''''' is the third of the Lainchu Chroniclings, posted on the CWCki by [[Anaxis]] on 13 [[February 2021]] |
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| | It is a set of screenshots that were publicly released by Anaxis roleplaying the OC [[Lainchu]], consisting of some of Chris's ramblings in [[The Watchmen's Place]] during [[January 2021]] and February 2021, including an argument the Watchmen had with [[Praetor]] over Chris's use of a taser. Anaxis named this collection '''The Chroniclings of Chris Chan: Thinking with Portals''' (perhaps in reference to the video game {{w|Portal (video game)|Portal}}). As has become standard with the release of "Chroniclings," Anaxis made color-coded censors and redactions. Messages by Chris [[Spirit possession|(as Sonichu)]] are color-coded yellow throughout the article, while the Watchmen and their messages are named and color-coded after their respective censor colors. |
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| ==Lainchu's Foreword== | | ==Lainchu's Foreword== |
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| {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Lainchu (Anaxis)|Oh, I look forward to hearing it.}} | | {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Lainchu (Anaxis)|Oh, I look forward to hearing it.}} |
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| {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|I ended up force-projected with Soul Star during the time frame between 11:30 and 12:30, today. Long adventure, that was. During that time, a bunch of renewed knowledge was streamed into the consciousness, including how to utilize each hand to perform magic and open portals in extended detail. And during the 2:00 meditate, being combined with the Avatar State and here and conscious, another chunk of the origin story from as early as the prehistoric era came into consciousness. | | {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|I ended up force-projected with Soul Star during the time frame between 11:30 and 12:30, today. Long adventure, that was. During that time, a bunch of renewed knowledge was streamed into the consciousness, including how to utilize each hand to perform magic and open portals in extended detail. And during the 2:00 meditate, being combined with the [[Avatar State]] and here and conscious, another chunk of the origin story from as early as the prehistoric era came into consciousness. |
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| So, after the {{w|Big Bang}}, apparently both [[1218]] and [[C-197]] were together as the same universe. You know the {{w|Garden of Eden}} and {{w|Adam and Eve}}? They existed, and Adam and Eve left the garden shortly after the dinos were falling into extinction. They became the very first pair of cave people in all of existence. | | So, after the {{w|Big Bang}}, apparently both [[1218]] and [[C-197]] were together as the same universe. You know the {{w|Garden of Eden}} and {{w|Adam and Eve}}? They existed, and Adam and Eve left the garden shortly after the dinos were falling into extinction. They became the very first pair of cave people in all of existence. |
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| {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Well, @everyone, I’ve just had another really successful deep meditate session. I have a real doozy of additional details to what I had learned yesterday.}} | | {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Well, @everyone, I’ve just had another really successful [[Daydreams|deep meditate session]]. I have a real doozy of additional details to what I had learned yesterday.}} |
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| {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|@Praetor, be sure to know this for yourself as well.}} | | {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|@Praetor, be sure to know this for yourself as well.}} |
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| 8 February 2021 | | 8 February 2021 |
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| Praetor's messages are color-coded purple, NotSoBot's messages are color-coded white. | | Praetor's messages are color-coded maroon, NotSoBot's messages are color-coded white. |
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| {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Praetor|Howdy @everyone ! We're aware there is marginal concern regarding [[February 2021 Watchmen leaks|CWC's attempts to unlock a portal using a taser]].}} | | {{quoteboxmaroon|speaker=Praetor|Howdy @everyone ! We're aware there is marginal concern regarding [[The Place chats (February 2021)|CWC's attempts to unlock a portal using a taser]].}} |
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| {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|How's that for an understatement, huh?}} | | {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|How's that for an understatement, huh?}} |
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| {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Praetor|We understand your concerns, and act with safety in mind. We must remind you that this is an idea born entirely through CWC, and not with our encouragement. This will be a test, and will not involve CWC coming into permanent possession of one of our lovely zappers.}} | | {{quoteboxmaroon|speaker=Praetor|We understand your concerns, and act with safety in mind. We must remind you that this is an idea born entirely through CWC, and not with our encouragement. This will be a test, and will not involve CWC coming into permanent possession of one of our lovely zappers.}} |
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| {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Does this routine actually fool anyone? I don't think your marketing team is all that good, or ethical.}} | | {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Does this routine actually fool anyone? I don't think your marketing team is all that good, or ethical.}} |
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| {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Submarine}} | | {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Submarine}} |
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| {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Praetor|@everyone We is innocent 😂}} | | {{quoteboxmaroon|speaker=Praetor|@everyone We is innocent 😂}} |
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| {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Tangentially related to one component of some part of it.}} | | {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Tangentially related to one component of some part of it.}} |
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| {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Quartz used in frequencies for electronics is likely of a purity beyond 99.9.}} | | {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Quartz used in frequencies for electronics is likely of a purity beyond 99.9.}} |
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| {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Praetor|If anyone would like to personally talk about this, we'll be active to [[Taser Discussion|answer all questions via voicechat after 8:00 EST]].}} | | {{quoteboxmaroon|speaker=Praetor|If anyone would like to personally talk about this, we'll be active to [[Taser Discussion|answer all questions via voicechat after 8:00 EST]].}} |
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| {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|35 ppm max.}} | | {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|35 ppm max.}} |
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| {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Plus it has been foreseen in the prophecy: to activate the spark within the Goddess, she needs to create the spark that Merlin and his teammates made that separated the universes which will reverse the separation.}} | | {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Plus it has been foreseen in the prophecy: to activate the spark within the Goddess, she needs to create the spark that Merlin and his teammates made that separated the universes which will reverse the separation.}} |
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| {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Praetor|@[Red Watchman] As always, we're just here to sell product. CWC's well-being has never been and will never be in jeopardy. If there any concerns with trolling, please let us know so we can discuss it.}} | | {{quoteboxmaroon|speaker=Praetor|@[Red Watchman] As always, we're just here to sell product. CWC's well-being has never been and will never be in jeopardy. If there any concerns with trolling, please let us know so we can discuss it.}} |
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| {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Piezoelectrics doesn't work by charging per say.}} | | {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Piezoelectrics doesn't work by charging per say.}} |
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| {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|@Praetor Did that sound like a cope to you?}} | | {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|@Praetor Did that sound like a cope to you?}} |
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| {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Praetor|@[Red Watchman] I think that judgement is best left to ya'll. We aren't the Christorians you are, just salesmen and hopefully friends.}} | | {{quoteboxmaroon|speaker=Praetor|@[Red Watchman] I think that judgement is best left to ya'll. We aren't the Christorians you are, just salesmen and hopefully friends.}} |
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| {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Oh trust me, I'll never chalk up harmful stupidity to malevolence.}} | | {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Oh trust me, I'll never chalk up harmful stupidity to malevolence.}} |
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| {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|They just tend to follow closely behind, in past examples.}} | | {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|They just tend to follow closely behind, in past examples.}} |
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| {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Praetor|We understand completely. Don't doubt us.}} | | {{quoteboxmaroon|speaker=Praetor|We understand completely. Don't doubt us.}} |
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| {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Praetor|If you'd still like to talk at 8:00, we'd love to hear from you!}} | | {{quoteboxmaroon|speaker=Praetor|If you'd still like to talk at 8:00, we'd love to hear from you!}} |
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| {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Sure, bring some numbers.}} | | {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Sure, bring some numbers.}} |
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| {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Quick question, were you planning to film it?}} | | {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Quick question, were you planning to film it?}} |
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| {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Praetor|No. However, if you'd like us to we could take some photos/videos.}} | | {{quoteboxmaroon|speaker=Praetor|No. However, if you'd like us to we could take some photos/videos.}} |
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| {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|And yet you personally provided these items?}} | | {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|And yet you personally provided these items?}} |
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| {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Praetor|The tasers? At CWC's request, they will be provided.}} | | {{quoteboxmaroon|speaker=Praetor|The tasers? At CWC's request, they will be provided.}} |
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| {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|And you'll pay any medical bills that come about from this?}} | | {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|And you'll pay any medical bills that come about from this?}} |
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| {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Praetor|There will be none. The taser provided is not for sale, as it is a low wattage one not worth selling. Prolonged contact is uncomfortable, but not damaging. The ones that will be sold are not handled by CWC, but are far stronger.}} | | {{quoteboxmaroon|speaker=Praetor|There will be none. The taser provided is not for sale, as it is a low wattage one not worth selling. Prolonged contact is uncomfortable, but not damaging. The ones that will be sold are not handled by CWC, but are far stronger.}} |
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| {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|But if there are?}} | | {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|But if there are?}} |
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| {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Praetor|Then of course!}} | | {{quoteboxmaroon|speaker=Praetor|Then of course!}} |
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| {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|This event will not be deterred at all, and Chris’ body will more than definitely be safe and well, and I as well: [[Sonichu Prime]].}} | | {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|This event will not be deterred at all, and Chris’ body will more than definitely be safe and well, and I as well: [[Sonichu Prime]].}} |
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| {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|You are sometimes wrong, Kyle.}} | | {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|You are sometimes wrong, Kyle.}} |
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| {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Praetor|@[Red Watchman] How many fingers am I holding up?}} | | {{quoteboxmaroon|speaker=Praetor|@[Red Watchman] How many fingers am I holding up?}} |
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| {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Never baseless is what matters.}} | | {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Never baseless is what matters.}} |
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| {{quoteboxbrown|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|you're doing the shocker.}} | | {{quoteboxbrown|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|you're doing the shocker.}} |
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| {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Praetor|[Brown Watchman] is officially the best.}} | | {{quoteboxmaroon|speaker=Praetor|[Brown Watchman] is officially the best.}} |
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| {{quoteboxbrown|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|yeah}} | | {{quoteboxbrown|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|yeah}} |
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| {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|That’s logic and mis-logic.}} | | {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|That’s logic and mis-logic.}} |
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| {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Praetor|I'm sorry Kyle, but [Brown Watchman] got it right. It looks like you were wrong.}} | | {{quoteboxmaroon|speaker=Praetor|I'm sorry Kyle, but [Brown Watchman] got it right. It looks like you were wrong.}} |
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| {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Its variable, because the problem is ambigous.}} | | {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Its variable, because the problem is ambigous.}} |
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| {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Praetor|[Brown Watchman] is the new Kyle.}} | | {{quoteboxmaroon|speaker=Praetor|[Brown Watchman] is the new Kyle.}} |
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| {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Hey look, ad hominems.}} | | {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Hey look, ad hominems.}} |
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| {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|[[Random-access humor|Supercalifragilisticespialadocious-antidisestablishmentarianism.]]}} | | {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|[[Random-access humor|Supercalifragilisticespialadocious-antidisestablishmentarianism.]]}} |
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| {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Praetor|Bless you.}} | | {{quoteboxmaroon|speaker=Praetor|Bless you.}} |
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| {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|What, I know some Latin?}} | | {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|What, I know some Latin?}} |
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| {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|I'm erudite, not an elitist.}} | | {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|I'm erudite, not an elitist.}} |
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| {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Praetor|Nice tongue roll. I'm going to need to see Kyle's tongue roll to be impressed.}} | | {{quoteboxmaroon|speaker=Praetor|Nice tongue roll. I'm going to need to see Kyle's tongue roll to be impressed.}} |
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| {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Good pandering, makes you look totally innocent.}} | | {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Good pandering, makes you look totally innocent.}} |
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| {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Praetor|We need a tongue roll, not a thesaurus my friend.}} | | {{quoteboxmaroon|speaker=Praetor|We need a tongue roll, not a thesaurus my friend.}} |
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| {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Or guilty, in the minds of the Quintessons; wanna Sharkticon, Kyle?}} | | {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Or guilty, in the minds of the Quintessons; wanna Sharkticon, Kyle?}} |
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| {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|All, I ever said was entertaining alternatives to demonstrate objective reasoning.}} | | {{quoteboxred|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|All, I ever said was entertaining alternatives to demonstrate objective reasoning.}} |
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| {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Praetor|Sodium Chloride}} | | {{quoteboxmaroon|speaker=Praetor|Sodium Chloride}} |
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| {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|That’s not a bad meme, actuallly. “Wanna Sharkticon?”}} | | {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|That’s not a bad meme, actuallly. “Wanna Sharkticon?”}} |
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| [[File:biomechanicalthings.png]]}} | | [[File:biomechanicalthings.png]]}} |
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| {{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Praetor|Robo-Pug-Shark}} | | {{quoteboxmaroon|speaker=Praetor|Robo-Pug-Shark}} |
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| {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|“Me, Grimlock, say execute them.”}} | | {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|“Me, Grimlock, say execute them.”}} |
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| ==Notes== | | ==Notes== |
| <references group = "note"/> | | <references group = "note"/> |
| | | {{LainchuSaga}} |
| {{WatchmenLeaks}} | | {{WatchmenLeaks}} |