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{{Quote|And smoking will eventually cause cancer, and it will—you'll be more likely to get heart attacks, viruses, and your life will be cut drastically short. They don't call cigarettes and cigars "death sticks" for nothing, other than killing you slowly. If I could, I would take every last ounce of tobacky, put 'em on a rocket, and shoot 'em up to the moon.|Chris<ref>[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]</ref>}} | |||
[[File:100 0695.JPG|thumb|NO SMOKING and [[Love Quest|WANT WOMAN!]] - two of Chris's [[Cherokee|war cries]]]] | [[File:100 0695.JPG|thumb|NO SMOKING and [[Love Quest|WANT WOMAN!]] - two of Chris's [[Cherokee|war cries]]]] | ||
[[Image:Tobacco.jpg|thumb | [[Image:Tobacco.jpg|thumb|A [[niggo]] harvests some tobacky.]] | ||
'''Tobacky''', also known as "tobacco," is a recreational drug derived from ''Nicotiana'' plants, hated by [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. If he could, he would send every last ounce of tobacky on a rocket to the [[Moon]]. | '''Tobacky''', also known as "tobacco," is a recreational drug derived from ''Nicotiana'' plants, hated by [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. If he could, he would send every last ounce of tobacky on a rocket to the [[Moon]]. | ||
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==Chris on tobacky== | ==Chris on tobacky== | ||
In an [[ED]] edit from 10 November [[2007]] regarding a comment about [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris said | |||
In his famous [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|FUTURE MESSAGE]] of 24 February [[2007]], Chris expressed his wish for all tobacky to be shot to the Moon. | |||
In an [[ED]] edit from 10 November [[2007]] regarding a comment about [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris said he was uncomfortable saying the word "tobacco."<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref> | |||
This was elaborated on in [[January 2009]]: | This was elaborated on in [[January 2009]]: | ||
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{{Quote|I was in a factory and I watched PEOPLE lying on a conveyor belt with their mouths full of cigarettes, going through BURNING OVENS, coming out singed (not ON FIRE), then dunked into a huge tank of Alcohol that DISSOLVED THEM to DUST like ACID would do, and their remains would come out of the factory's smokestacks in puffs of smoke and ashes. And another detail, the Front of the factory is SKULL-SHAPED.|Chris's cigarette nightmare<ref>[[Mailbag 39]]</ref>}} | {{Quote|I was in a factory and I watched PEOPLE lying on a conveyor belt with their mouths full of cigarettes, going through BURNING OVENS, coming out singed (not ON FIRE), then dunked into a huge tank of Alcohol that DISSOLVED THEM to DUST like ACID would do, and their remains would come out of the factory's smokestacks in puffs of smoke and ashes. And another detail, the Front of the factory is SKULL-SHAPED.|Chris's cigarette nightmare<ref>[[Mailbag 39]]</ref>}} | ||
Chris has stated that tobacco and alcohol importation is the most severe crime in [[CWCville]] and warrants "ten years [imprisonment] or fifteen hundred dollar fine."<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]]</ref> In short, importing cigarettes is worse than rape, theft, murder, or even being a homo in CWCville. | Chris has stated that tobacco and alcohol importation is the most severe crime in [[CWCville]] and warrants "ten years [imprisonment] or fifteen hundred dollar fine."<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]]</ref> In short, importing cigarettes is worse than rape, theft, murder, or even being a homo in [[CWCville]]. | ||
== | ==Cannabis== | ||
Chris seems to have an even stronger hatred for cannabis, despite it being hailed as | Chris seems to have an even stronger hatred for [[Wikipedia:Cannabis (drug)|cannabis]], despite it being hailed as a possible [[autism]] treatment.<ref>http://www.autismsupportnetwork.com/news/autism-treatment-marijuana-madness-8763721]</ref> This is evidenced by the fact that, in CWCville, cigarette smokers are only given a US$1,500 fine, but those who simply possess weed are sentenced to Maximum Security Prison, the same place CWCville detains [[Mary Lee Walsh|terrorist leaders]].<ref>[[Book10Replacement]]</ref> | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Alcohol]] | *[[Alcohol]] | ||
Revision as of 17:27, 25 January 2011
| “ | And smoking will eventually cause cancer, and it will—you'll be more likely to get heart attacks, viruses, and your life will be cut drastically short. They don't call cigarettes and cigars "death sticks" for nothing, other than killing you slowly. If I could, I would take every last ounce of tobacky, put 'em on a rocket, and shoot 'em up to the moon. | ” |
| Chris[1] | ||
File:Tobacco.jpg
A niggo harvests some tobacky.
Tobacky, also known as "tobacco," is a recreational drug derived from Nicotiana plants, hated by Christian Weston Chandler. If he could, he would send every last ounce of tobacky on a rocket to the Moon.
One of the prerequisites for a sweetheart that Chris has never veered from is that she be "smoke-free."[2][3][4][5]
Given his flip-flopping regarding his hatred of alcohol, it is uncertain whether Chris has ever smoked, although he did pretend to smoke a "peace pipe" for Jackie.[6]
Chris on tobacky
In his famous FUTURE MESSAGE of 24 February 2007, Chris expressed his wish for all tobacky to be shot to the Moon.
In an ED edit from 10 November 2007 regarding a comment about Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE, Chris said he was uncomfortable saying the word "tobacco."[7]
This was elaborated on in January 2009:
| “ | I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy, possibly shortening the lifespan not only around our world, but the other 8 planets as well. | ” |
| Chris[8] | ||
Chris has also related a dream he once had regarding the risks posed by tobacco consumption:
| “ | I was in a factory and I watched PEOPLE lying on a conveyor belt with their mouths full of cigarettes, going through BURNING OVENS, coming out singed (not ON FIRE), then dunked into a huge tank of Alcohol that DISSOLVED THEM to DUST like ACID would do, and their remains would come out of the factory's smokestacks in puffs of smoke and ashes. And another detail, the Front of the factory is SKULL-SHAPED. | ” |
| Chris's cigarette nightmare[9] | ||
Chris has stated that tobacco and alcohol importation is the most severe crime in CWCville and warrants "ten years [imprisonment] or fifteen hundred dollar fine."[10] In short, importing cigarettes is worse than rape, theft, murder, or even being a homo in CWCville.
Cannabis
Chris seems to have an even stronger hatred for cannabis, despite it being hailed as a possible autism treatment.[11] This is evidenced by the fact that, in CWCville, cigarette smokers are only given a US$1,500 fine, but those who simply possess weed are sentenced to Maximum Security Prison, the same place CWCville detains terrorist leaders.[12]
See also
Sauces
- ↑ Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE
- ↑ OkCupid
- ↑ Dating profiles
- ↑ Sonichu Girls
- ↑ CWC's Diary
- ↑ Wigwam
- ↑ List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica
- ↑ IRC (02 January 2009)
- ↑ Mailbag 39
- ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008
- ↑ http://www.autismsupportnetwork.com/news/autism-treatment-marijuana-madness-8763721]
- ↑ Book10Replacement