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The song Chris dances to is "[[Wikipedia:Kajra Re|Kajra Re]]"<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DovUEruZ2q4&t=0m33s Kajra Re]</ref>, from the [[2005]] Bollywood film ''[[Wikipedia:Bunty Aur Babli|Bunty Aur Babli]]''. He attempts to mimic Aishwarya Rai's actions, but like all his endeavors, he does it poorly and betrays a fantastic lack of preparation. He appears to be watching the film as he dances. He also seems to have [[Plush breasts|stuffed]] the muscle bra again.
The song Chris dances to is "[[Wikipedia:Kajra Re|Kajra Re]]"<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DovUEruZ2q4&t=0m33s Kajra Re]</ref>, from the [[2005]] Bollywood film ''[[Wikipedia:Bunty Aur Babli|Bunty Aur Babli]]''. He attempts to mimic Aishwarya Rai's actions, but like all his endeavors, he does it poorly and betrays a fantastic lack of preparation. He appears to be watching the film as he dances. He also seems to have [[Plush breasts|stuffed]] the muscle bra again.


It begs the question how Chris can dance around in place for nearly 7 minutes, yet is incapable of even holding onto a bar to do [[pull-up]]s.
It begs the question how Chris can dance around in place for nearly 7 minutes, yet is incapable of even holding onto a bar to do [[pull-up]]s. Either that, or he simply used several thinly-disgused jump cuts to hide his inability to exercise.


==Video==
==Video==

Revision as of 21:05, 18 January 2015

WelcometoBollywood is a video Chris uploaded on 30 October 2010. In this video, Chris performs Bollywood belly dancing in his padded-out white muscle bra.

The song Chris dances to is "Kajra Re"[1], from the 2005 Bollywood film Bunty Aur Babli. He attempts to mimic Aishwarya Rai's actions, but like all his endeavors, he does it poorly and betrays a fantastic lack of preparation. He appears to be watching the film as he dances. He also seems to have stuffed the muscle bra again.

It begs the question how Chris can dance around in place for nearly 7 minutes, yet is incapable of even holding onto a bar to do pull-ups. Either that, or he simply used several thinly-disgused jump cuts to hide his inability to exercise.

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WelcometoBollywood
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Stardate 30 October 2010
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Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy
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Transcript

[Chris turns on Indian music, then dances in circles for three and a half minutes.]

You're lovin' this, aren'tcha Jack-IE!

[Chris continues to dance in a circle for another four minutes.]

[At 5:00, Chris claps off beat]

[Chris turns off the Indian music.]

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