Difference between revisions of "100 2269"

From CWCki
Jump to navigation Jump to search
m
 
(74 intermediate revisions by 42 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
'''100 2269''' is the second of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris has the [[gitar of fail]] out again, but this time actually uses it to play The Beatles' "[[Wikipedia:A Day in the Life|A Day in the Life]]" on [[PS3|The Beatles: Rock Band]]. He mentions Jackie at least once in the video, saying he will "turn her on".
{{Manipulation}}
 
'''100 2269''' is the second of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris has his [[Gitar of Fail]] out again, but this time actually uses it to play The Beatles's "{{w||A Day in the Life}}" on ''{{w|The Beatles: Rock Band}}'', warbling tunelessly along with the track. He mentions [[Jackie]] at least once in the video, saying he will "turn her on". Chris is wearing what appears to be a poorly made replica of {{w|Paul McCartney}}'s {{w|Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band|Sgt. Pepper}} costume, crafted in construction paper. He is [[Honor Roll|oblivious]] to the fact that {{w|John Lennon}} sang more in this song than Paul McCartney, along with not knowing that "turn you on" at the time the song was written meant to introduce someone to drugs. He's also oblivious to the fact that he [[Pedo-Glasses|looks]], [[Chris and religion|thinks]], and [[Death threat|acts]] like {{w|Mark David Chapman|the man who killed John Lennon}}.
{{-}}
{{-}}
==Video==
==Video==
{{Infobox/video
{{Infobox/video
| name          = 100 2269
| name          = 100 2269
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|tGQjcZxXtZo}}
| ytid          = P79KTSdU8sU
| stardate      = 7 [[October 2010]]
| stardate      = 7 [[October 2010]]
| subject        = {{Music|text}}
| subject        = {{Music|text}}
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt          = {{VertBlueGrayShirt|text}}
| shirt          = {{VertBlueGrayShirt|text}}
| saga          = {{Jackie|text}}
| previous      = [[100 2267]]
| previous      = [[100 2267]]
| next          = [[100 2270]]
| next          = [[100 2270]]
}}
}}


===Transcription===
{{quote|I'll spare you the sentiments.}}


Hello loves, good evening now. I'm Paul McCartney and I'm going to sing you a song. It's "A Day In The Life". And it is a good day. In the life. Yeah. It's a day for livin', it's a beautiful day over here in Virginia. Rock on England!  
=== Transcript ===
 
''[In a bad Cockney accent, instead of a bad Scouse accent which would be more accurate]'' Hello loves, good evening there. I'm Paul McCartney and I'm going to sing you a song. It's "A Day In The Life". And it is a good day. In the life. Yeah. It's a day for livin', it's a beautiful day over here in [[Virginia]]. Rock on [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|England]]!  


''[Mic effect]'' Good evening, loves.
''[Mic effect]'' Good evening, loves.


''[Starts playing on guitar hero]''
''[Starts playing on the gitar]''


I read the news today oh boy
I'll read the news today oh boy<br />
About a luucky man who made the grade
About a luucky man who made the [[Honor Roll|grade]]<br />
And though the new... b.. rather sad!
And though the news was. b... rather sad!<br />
I just had to laugh
I just had to laugh<br />
I saw the photograph
I saw the photograph<br />
He blew his mind out in the car
He blew his mind out in the car<br />
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
He didn't notice that the lights had changed<br />
A crowd of people stood and stared
A crowd of people stood and [[The Creepy Stare|stared]]<br />
They'd seen his face before
[[Ego|They'd seen his face before]]<br />
Nobody was really sure... he from.. house of lords...
Nobody was really sure... he from... House of Lords... the Lords


I saw a film today oh boy
I saw a film today oh boy<br />
The English army had just won the war
The English army had just won the war<br />
A crowd of people turned away
A crowd of people turned away<br />
But I just had to look
But I just had to look<br />
Haa..ving read the book
Haa..ving read the [[How to Talk to Girls|book]]<br />


I love to tuuuurn youuu oon...
I love to tuuuurn youuu oon...
Line 43: Line 46:
Woo...
Woo...


Woke up, feell out of bed, dragged a comb across myy head...
''[Chris misses many notes in the solo]''
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
 
And looking up I noticed I was late
Woke- Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across myy [[hair|head]]...<br />
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Found my way downstairs and drank a [[Fanta|cup]]<br />
Made the bus in seconds flat
And looking up I had a tickle...uh...huh...huh (?)<br />
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
Found my coat and grabbed my hat<br />
and Somebody spoke and I went into a dream
Made the [[Sonichu's Edge|bus in seconds flat]]<br />
Found my way upstairs and had a [[tobacky|smoke]],<br />
and Somebody spoke and said...eh...uh<br />


Aahhaaahhhhhahahaaaaaaahhh
Aahhaaahhhhhahahaaaaaaahhh


I read the news today oh boy
I read the news today oh boy<br />
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire<br />
And though the holes were rather small
And though the holes were rather small<br />
They had to count them all
They had to count them all<br />
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
Now they know how many holes to fill the Bert Hall<br />
I'd love to turn you on
I'd love to turn you on<br />
 
Yeah Jackie, [[For J-R's Eyes Only|I'd love to turn you on]] too girl. ''[Chuckles]''


''[Plays to the end, hitting the whammy bar]''
''[Plays to the end, pointlessly hitting the whammy bar]''


Jeez, will ya end already ya dang notes?
[[Stress|Longest note you've ever heard, huh? I wish it would end already... Jeez, will ya end already ya dang note?]]


''[At 5:23 a high-pitched feedback noise can be heard, which lasts till the end of the video.]''


''[Goes to turn camera off]''
''[Goes to turn camera off]''


Australians are semanists[?].
I'll spare you the sentiments.


==See also==
==See also==
*[[100 2267]]
*[[100 2267|Chris as Clyde Cash]]
*[[100 2270]]
*[[100 2270|Chris as Alec Benson Leary and Liquid]]


{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2267]]|nextlink=[[100 2270]]}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2267]]|nextlink=[[100 2270]]}}
Line 78: Line 86:


[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-07 b]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2010| 2010-10-07 b]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-07 b]]

Latest revision as of 11:49, 29 December 2023

Manipulation Disclosure: The views Chris expresses may or may not be his own. Many of Chris's videos were orchestrated behind the scenes by trolls putting ideas in his head or goading him to act out; the majority of these interactions was never released to the public.


100 2269 is the second of three videos Chris uploaded on 7 October 2010. In this video, Chris has his Gitar of Fail out again, but this time actually uses it to play The Beatles's "A Day in the Life" on The Beatles: Rock Band, warbling tunelessly along with the track. He mentions Jackie at least once in the video, saying he will "turn her on". Chris is wearing what appears to be a poorly made replica of Paul McCartney's Sgt. Pepper costume, crafted in construction paper. He is oblivious to the fact that John Lennon sang more in this song than Paul McCartney, along with not knowing that "turn you on" at the time the song was written meant to introduce someone to drugs. He's also oblivious to the fact that he looks, thinks, and acts like the man who killed John Lennon.

Video

100 2269
Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 7 October 2010
Subject Matter MusicMusic Music
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga JackieJackie Jackie
Shirt Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt The Napoleon
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
100 2267
next
100 2270


I'll spare you the sentiments.

Transcript

[In a bad Cockney accent, instead of a bad Scouse accent which would be more accurate] Hello loves, good evening there. I'm Paul McCartney and I'm going to sing you a song. It's "A Day In The Life". And it is a good day. In the life. Yeah. It's a day for livin', it's a beautiful day over here in Virginia. Rock on England!

[Mic effect] Good evening, loves.

[Starts playing on the gitar]

I'll read the news today oh boy
About a luucky man who made the grade
And though the news was. b... rather sad!
I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
He blew his mind out in the car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure... he from... House of Lords... the Lords

I saw a film today oh boy
The English army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had to look
Haa..ving read the book

I love to tuuuurn youuu oon...

Woo...

[Chris misses many notes in the solo]

Woke- Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across myy head...
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up I had a tickle...uh...huh...huh (?)
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
and Somebody spoke and said...eh...uh

Aahhaaahhhhhahahaaaaaaahhh

I read the news today oh boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes to fill the Bert Hall
I'd love to turn you on

Yeah Jackie, I'd love to turn you on too girl. [Chuckles]

[Plays to the end, pointlessly hitting the whammy bar]

Longest note you've ever heard, huh? I wish it would end already... Jeez, will ya end already ya dang note?

[At 5:23 a high-pitched feedback noise can be heard, which lasts till the end of the video.]

[Goes to turn camera off]

I'll spare you the sentiments.

See also

100 2267 Chris's videos 100 2270