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'''100 2269''' is the second of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris has his [[Gitar of Fail]] out again, but this time actually uses it to play The Beatles's "{{w||A Day in the Life}}" on ''{{w|The Beatles: Rock Band}}'', warbling tunelessly along with the track. He mentions [[Jackie]] at least once in the video, saying he will "turn her on". Chris is wearing what appears to be a poorly made replica of {{w|Paul McCartney}}'s {{w|Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band|Sgt. Pepper}} costume, crafted in construction paper. He is [[Honor Roll|oblivious]] to the fact that {{w|John Lennon}} sang more in this song than Paul McCartney, along with not knowing that "turn you on" at the time the song was written meant to introduce someone to drugs. He's also oblivious to the fact that he [[Pedo-Glasses|looks]], [[Chris and religion|thinks]], and [[Death threat|acts]] like {{w|Mark David Chapman|the man who killed John Lennon}}. | |||
'''100 2269''' is the second of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris has [[Gitar of Fail]] out again, but this time actually uses it to play The Beatles's " | |||
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==Video== | ==Video== | ||
{{Infobox/video | {{Infobox/video | ||
| name = 100 2269 | | name = 100 2269 | ||
| | | ytid = P79KTSdU8sU | ||
| stardate = 7 [[October 2010]] | | stardate = 7 [[October 2010]] | ||
| subject = {{Music|text}} | | subject = {{Music|text}} | ||
| style = {{Crazy | | style = {{Crazy|text}} | ||
| shirt = {{VertBlueGrayShirt|text}} | | shirt = {{VertBlueGrayShirt|text}} | ||
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} | | saga = {{Jackie|text}} | ||
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=== | {{quote|I'll spare you the sentiments.}} | ||
=== Transcript === | |||
''[In a bad | ''[In a bad Cockney accent, instead of a bad Scouse accent which would be more accurate]'' Hello loves, good evening there. I'm Paul McCartney and I'm going to sing you a song. It's "A Day In The Life". And it is a good day. In the life. Yeah. It's a day for livin', it's a beautiful day over here in [[Virginia]]. Rock on [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|England]]! | ||
''[Mic effect]'' Good evening, loves. | ''[Mic effect]'' Good evening, loves. | ||
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''[Starts playing on the gitar]'' | ''[Starts playing on the gitar]'' | ||
I read the news today oh boy<br /> | I'll read the news today oh boy<br /> | ||
About a luucky man who made the grade<br /> | About a luucky man who made the [[Honor Roll|grade]]<br /> | ||
And though the | And though the news was. b... rather sad!<br /> | ||
I just had to laugh<br /> | I just had to laugh<br /> | ||
I saw the photograph<br /> | I saw the photograph<br /> | ||
He blew his mind out in the car<br /> | He blew his mind out in the car<br /> | ||
He didn't notice that the lights had changed<br /> | He didn't notice that the lights had changed<br /> | ||
A crowd of people stood and stared<br /> | A crowd of people stood and [[The Creepy Stare|stared]]<br /> | ||
They'd seen his face before<br /> | [[Ego|They'd seen his face before]]<br /> | ||
Nobody was really sure... he from.. | Nobody was really sure... he from... House of Lords... the Lords | ||
I saw a film today oh boy<br /> | I saw a film today oh boy<br /> | ||
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A crowd of people turned away<br /> | A crowd of people turned away<br /> | ||
But I just had to look<br /> | But I just had to look<br /> | ||
Haa..ving read the book<br /> | Haa..ving read the [[How to Talk to Girls|book]]<br /> | ||
I love to tuuuurn youuu oon... | I love to tuuuurn youuu oon... | ||
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''[Chris misses many notes in the solo]'' | ''[Chris misses many notes in the solo]'' | ||
Woke up, | Woke- Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across myy [[hair|head]]...<br /> | ||
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup<br /> | Found my way downstairs and drank a [[Fanta|cup]]<br /> | ||
And looking up I | And looking up I had a tickle...uh...huh...huh (?)<br /> | ||
Found my coat and grabbed my hat<br /> | Found my coat and grabbed my hat<br /> | ||
Made the bus in seconds flat<br /> | Made the [[Sonichu's Edge|bus in seconds flat]]<br /> | ||
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,<br /> | Found my way upstairs and had a [[tobacky|smoke]],<br /> | ||
and Somebody spoke and | and Somebody spoke and said...eh...uh<br /> | ||
Aahhaaahhhhhahahaaaaaaahhh | Aahhaaahhhhhahahaaaaaaahhh | ||
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And though the holes were rather small<br /> | And though the holes were rather small<br /> | ||
They had to count them all<br /> | They had to count them all<br /> | ||
Now they know how many holes | Now they know how many holes to fill the Bert Hall<br /> | ||
I'd love to turn you on<br /> | I'd love to turn you on<br /> | ||
Yeah Jackie, [[For J-R's Eyes Only|I'd love to turn you on]] too girl. ''[Chuckles]'' | Yeah Jackie, [[For J-R's Eyes Only|I'd love to turn you on]] too girl. ''[Chuckles]'' | ||
''[Plays to the end, hitting the whammy bar]'' | ''[Plays to the end, pointlessly hitting the whammy bar]'' | ||
Longest note you've ever heard, huh? I wish it would end already... Jeez, will ya end already ya dang | [[Stress|Longest note you've ever heard, huh? I wish it would end already... Jeez, will ya end already ya dang note?]] | ||
''[At 5:23 a high-pitched feedback noise can be heard, which lasts till the end of the video.]'' | ''[At 5:23 a high-pitched feedback noise can be heard, which lasts till the end of the video.]'' | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[100 2267]] | *[[100 2267|Chris as Clyde Cash]] | ||
*[[100 2270]] | *[[100 2270|Chris as Alec Benson Leary and Liquid]] | ||
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2267]]|nextlink=[[100 2270]]}} | {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2267]]|nextlink=[[100 2270]]}} | ||
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[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-07 b]] | |||
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2010| 2010-10-07 b]] | |||
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-07 b]] | |||
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100 2269 is the second of three videos Chris uploaded on 7 October 2010. In this video, Chris has his Gitar of Fail out again, but this time actually uses it to play The Beatles's "A Day in the Life" on The Beatles: Rock Band, warbling tunelessly along with the track. He mentions Jackie at least once in the video, saying he will "turn her on". Chris is wearing what appears to be a poorly made replica of Paul McCartney's Sgt. Pepper costume, crafted in construction paper. He is oblivious to the fact that John Lennon sang more in this song than Paul McCartney, along with not knowing that "turn you on" at the time the song was written meant to introduce someone to drugs. He's also oblivious to the fact that he looks, thinks, and acts like the man who killed John Lennon.
Video
| 100 2269 | |
| Direct link | Youtube, archive |
| Stardate | 7 October 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Music
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Saga |  Jackie
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| Shirt |  The Napoleon
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| “ | I'll spare you the sentiments. | ” |
Transcript
[In a bad Cockney accent, instead of a bad Scouse accent which would be more accurate] Hello loves, good evening there. I'm Paul McCartney and I'm going to sing you a song. It's "A Day In The Life". And it is a good day. In the life. Yeah. It's a day for livin', it's a beautiful day over here in Virginia. Rock on England!
[Mic effect] Good evening, loves.
[Starts playing on the gitar]
I'll read the news today oh boy
About a luucky man who made the grade
And though the news was. b... rather sad!
I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
He blew his mind out in the car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure... he from... House of Lords... the Lords
I saw a film today oh boy
The English army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had to look
Haa..ving read the book
I love to tuuuurn youuu oon...
Woo...
[Chris misses many notes in the solo]
Woke- Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across myy head...
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up I had a tickle...uh...huh...huh (?)
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
and Somebody spoke and said...eh...uh
Aahhaaahhhhhahahaaaaaaahhh
I read the news today oh boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes to fill the Bert Hall
I'd love to turn you on
Yeah Jackie, I'd love to turn you on too girl. [Chuckles]
[Plays to the end, pointlessly hitting the whammy bar]
[At 5:23 a high-pitched feedback noise can be heard, which lasts till the end of the video.]
[Goes to turn camera off]
I'll spare you the sentiments.
See also
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