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'''WelcometoBollywood''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris performs {{w|Bollywood}} {{w|belly dancing}}, clad in his [[Plush breasts|padded-out]] white [[muscle bra]], to the tune of "{{w|Kajra Re}}"<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DovUEruZ2q4&t=0m33s Kajra Re]</ref>, from the [[2005]]'s ''{{w|Bunty Aur Babli}}''. He attempts to mimic Aishwarya Rai's actions, but like all his endeavors, does it poorly and betrays a fantastic lack of preparation. He appears to be watching the film as he dances.
 
It is unknown how Chris can dance around in place for nearly 7 minutes, yet is incapable of even holding onto a bar to do [[pull-up]]s. Either that, or he simply used several thinly-disgused jump cuts to hide his inability to exercise.
 
In [[September 2015]], Chris revealed that he was taking lessons in belly-dancing.


'''WelcometoBollywood''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris does some Bollywood belly dancing in his padded-out white [[Muscle bra|sports bra]].
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===Transcript===
{{quote|You're lovin' this, aren'tcha Jack-IE!}}


''[Chris turns on the Indian music.]''
=== Transcript ===
''[Chris turns on "Kajra Re", then dances in circles for 3 and a half minutes.]''


''[Chris dances in circles for three and a half minutes.]''
You're lovin' this, aren'tcha Jack-IE!


You loves this song Jackie!
''[Chris continues to dance in a circle for another 4 minutes.]''


''[Chris continues to dance in a circle for another three and a half minutes.]''
''[At 5:00, Chris claps off-beat]''


''[Chris turns off the Indian music.]''
''[Chris turns off the Indian music.]''
==Sources==
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Latest revision as of 07:46, 30 October 2024

WelcometoBollywood is a video Chris uploaded on 30 October 2010. In this video, Chris performs Bollywood belly dancing, clad in his padded-out white muscle bra, to the tune of "Kajra Re"[1], from the 2005's Bunty Aur Babli. He attempts to mimic Aishwarya Rai's actions, but like all his endeavors, does it poorly and betrays a fantastic lack of preparation. He appears to be watching the film as he dances.

It is unknown how Chris can dance around in place for nearly 7 minutes, yet is incapable of even holding onto a bar to do pull-ups. Either that, or he simply used several thinly-disgused jump cuts to hide his inability to exercise.

In September 2015, Chris revealed that he was taking lessons in belly-dancing.

Video

WelcometoBollywood
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Stardate 30 October 2010
Subject Matter OtherUnknownIcon.png Dancing MusicMusic Music
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy
Shirt White Muscle BraWhite Muscle Bra White Muscle Bra
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You're lovin' this, aren'tcha Jack-IE!

Transcript

[Chris turns on "Kajra Re", then dances in circles for 3 and a half minutes.]

You're lovin' this, aren'tcha Jack-IE!

[Chris continues to dance in a circle for another 4 minutes.]

[At 5:00, Chris claps off-beat]

[Chris turns off the Indian music.]

Sources

SpaghettiRoutine Chris's videos Book10Replacement