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Chris has accumulated a grand number of toys over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his room. He has claimed that he's holding on to them for his future children.[1], though he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.[2] At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys around 2-3 hours a day.[3] Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the 2014 house fire, but some have survived; Chris has purchased new ones ever since, and has likely gone and replaced at least some of the lost ones.
Background
It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them like a little kid.
For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to cope with loneliness or trauma. Toys have also inspired innovation: for example, a community of circuit benders buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects. In the 1960s, Monopoly play money inspired a Dutch graphic designer to rewrite the rules for designing money at home and abroad.[4]
Even Lego blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist Ai Weiwei launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of Lego blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.[5] CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with a scene in the 1979 comedy film The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders, where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.
Lego
Alpha Team
| 6776-1 Ogel Control Center | $50 |
City/Town
| 7892 Hospital | $50 |
| 6337-1 Fast Track Finish | $40 |
| 6517 Water Jet | $3 |
| 7240-1 Fire Station | $30 |
| 60047 Police Station | $100 |
| Possible total | $223 |
Creator
| 31105 Townhouse/Toy Store | $39.99 |
| 31097 Townhouse, Pet Shop & Café | $79.99 |
| Possible total | $119.98 |
Exo-Force
No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting anime fans.
| 7700 Stealth Hunter | $15 |
| 7701 Grand Titan | $15 |
| 7712-1 Supernova | $20 |
| 7703 Fire Vulture | $15 |
| Possible total | $65 |
Lego Dimensions
| Sonic | $22 |
| Ghostbusters 2016 | $22 |
| Adventure Time | $22 |
| Mission: Impossible | $22 |
| Fantastic Beasts | $37 |
| Harry Potter | $19 |
| A-Team | $9 |
| Uni-Kitty | $9 |
| The Lego Batman Movie | $50 |
| Possible total | $212 |
LEGO Friends
| 41005-1 Heartlake High (x8) | $400 |
| 3185 Summer Riding Camp | $100 |
| 3315 Olivia's House | $75 |
| Possible total | $575 |
LEGO Games
| 3839 Race 3000 | $19.99 (median price) |
LEGO Ninjago
| 70505 Temple of Light | $69.99 |
| 9448 Samurai Mech | $39.99 |
| Possible total | $110 |
LEGO Superheroes
| 76013 Joker Steam Roller | $49 |
The LEGO Movie
| 70816 Benny's Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP! | $100 |
| 70810 Metalbeard's Sea Cow | $250 |
| Possible total | $350 |
Make and Create
| 4881-1 Robo Platoon | $10 |
| 4097-1 Mini Robots | $10 |
| Possible total | $20 |
Ninja
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
| 6093 Flying Ninja Fortress | $90 |
Space
| 6949 Robo-Guardian | $36 |
| 6975-1 Alien Avenger | $60 |
| Possible total | $96 |
Spider-Man
| 4856-1Doc Ock's Hideout | $50 |
Star Wars
| 7146 TIE Fighters (two purchased) | $40 ($20 each) |
| 7106-1 Droid Escape | $6 |
| Possible total | $46 |
Western
| 6755 Sheriff's Lock-Up | $25 |
Sonic the Hedgehog
Plush
| Great Eastern Sonic plush | $22.95* |
| Great Eastern Knuckles plush | $25.99* |
| Sonic Boom Sonic plush (bought for the sole purpose of tearing its arms off) | 15.99* |
| Possible Total | $64.93 |
- Price estimated, based upon current plushes
Figures
| Jazwares Tails | $19.99 |
| ReSaurus Sonic | 51.99* |
| ReSaurus Knuckles | $59.99* |
| ReSaurus Tails | $58.99* |
| ReSaurus Big the Cat | $45.00* |
| ReSaurus Rose | $14.99 |
| ReSaurus E102 Gamma | $140* |
| Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter | $70.00* |
| Toy Island Dr Eggman | 20.00* |
| Toy Island Sonic | $13.61* |
| Toy Island Shadow | $15.00* |
| Possible Total | $509.56 |
- Prices based on lowest sold value on Ebay, considering most figures are probably far from mint condition.
Transformers
Assuming highest prices.
Playskool
| My First Transformers Car | Unknown, but now go for roughly $25 a pop |
Transformers: Generation One
| Megatron | $94.50 from The GAMe PLACe |
| Ultra Magnus | $100 |
| Afterburner | $15 |
| Action Master Bumblebee (missing heli-pack/gun) | $7 |
| Possible Total | $216.50 |
Transformers: Generation Two
| Optimus Prime | $30 (at least) |
| Bumblebee | $5 |
| Possible Total | $35 |
Transformers: Beast Wars
| Transmetal Optimus Primal | $20 ($15 and 20) |
Transformers: Beast Machines
| Scavenger | $10 ($7 and 10) |
Transformers: Armada
| Jetfire w/ Comettor | $30 ($25–30) |
| Megatron w/ Leader-1 | $30 ($25–30) |
| Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug | $50 |
| Overload w/ Rollout | $30 |
| Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone | $10 |
| Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise | $12 ($10–12) |
| Unicron w/ Dead End | $50 |
| Possible Total | $182 |
Transformers: Energon
| Demolishor w/ Blackout | $12 ($10-12) |
Transformers: Cybertron
| Brushguard | $8 ($5-8) |
| Clocker | $8 ($5-8) |
| Evac | $30 ($25-30) |
| Cybertron Defense Hot Shot | $12 ($10-$12) |
| Hot Shot | $12 ($10-$12) |
| Jetfire | $25 ($20-25) |
| Longrack | $12 ($10-$12) |
| Megatron ($40–50) | $50 ($40-50) |
| Optimus Prime | $40 ($40-50) |
| Overhaul | $8 ($5-8) |
| Overdrive | $12 ($10-$12) |
| Primus | $50 ($40-50) |
| Red Alert | $12 ($10-$12) |
| Scourge | $25 ($20-25) |
| Sideways | $12 ($10-$12) |
| Snarl | $12 ($10-12) |
| Soundwave | $25 ($20-25) |
| Thundercracker | $10 |
| Thunderclash | $12 ($6-8) |
| Undermine | $8 ($5-8) |
| Unicron | $12 ($10-$12) |
| Vector Prime | $30 ($25-30) |
| Wing Saber | $30 ($25-30) |
| Possible Total | $393 |
Transformers (2007 film)
| Optimus Prime | $50 ($40-50) |
| Bumblebee (1977 Camaro) | $10 |
| Bumblebee (2007 Camaro Concept) | $10 |
| Arcee | $10 |
| Barricade | $10 |
| Possible Total | $90 |
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
| Skids and Mudflap (ice-cream truck version) | $12 ($10-12) |
| Soundwave | $10 |
| Possible Total | $22 |
Transformers: The Last Knight
| Bumblebee | $15 |
| Sqweeks | $15 |
| Possible Total | $30 |
Transformers: Studio Series
| SS-01 Bumblebee (1977 Camaro) | $19.99 |
| SS-09 Thundercracker (Toys 'R' Us exclusive) | $29.99 |
| SS-18 Bumblebee (Volkswagen Beetle) | $19.99 |
| Possible Total | $69.97 |
Animated
| Bumblebee | $10 |
| Jetstorm and Jetfire | $27 |
| Legends Bumblebee | $6 |
| Prowl | $10 |
| Swindle | $10 |
| Optimus Prime | $20 |
| Soundwave | $10 |
| Possible Total | $93 |
Classics
| Bumblebee | $10 |
| Rodimus | $10 |
| Starscream | $10 |
| Optimus Prime | $20 |
| Possible Total | $50 |
Universe
| Cosmos | $7 |
| Soundwave | $12 |
| Prowl | $10 |
| "War for Cybertron" Bumblebee | $10 |
| "War for Cybertron" Optimus Prime | $10 |
| Possible Total | $49 |
Anniversary Editions
| 20th Anniversary Optimus Prime | ($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it) |
| 30th Anniversary Optimus Prime | ($169.99 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it) |
| Possible Total | $222.49 |
Transformers: Alternators
| Optimus Prime (Dodge Ram SRT-10) | $25 ($20-25 at retail) |
| Silverstreak (Subaru Impreza WRX) | $20 |
| Windcharger (Honda S2000) | $20 |
| Possible Total | $65 |
Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron
| Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky | $5 ($3-5) |
Transformers: Prime
| Optimus Prime | $25 |
Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)
| Optimus Prime | $15 |
| Strongarm | $15 |
| Bumblebee | $15 |
| Possible Total | $45 |
Transformers: Combiner Wars
| Devastator | $158.99 from eBay[6] |
| Bruticus | $97.33 from eBay[7] |
| Possible Total | $256.32 |
Transformers: Thrilling 30
| Arcee | $15 |
Transformers: Titans Return
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250[8].
| Galvatron | $25 |
| Sentinel Prime (destroyed by Chris in Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!) | $25 |
| Skullsmasher | $17 |
| Brawn | $5 |
| Chromedome | $10 from Target on 18/11/2016 |
| Alpha Trion and Astrotrain | $50 11/2016 |
| Breakaway (customised into the Son-Chu figure) | $15 |
| Hot Rod | $15 |
| Sawback (repainted into "Son-Chi") | $5 |
| Possible Total | $167 |
Ebay purchases:
| Optimus Prime | $62.64 | Sep-08-16 04:45:28 PDT |
| Takara Skullcrusher | $13.00 | Sep-17-16 17:13:58 PDT |
| Transformers Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus Optimus Prime Parts | $24.50 | Sep-17-16 20:15:46 PDT |
| Takara Hardhead | $13.00 | Sep-17-16 20:50:53 PDT |
| Wheelie & Coshooter Action | $25.90 | Oct-01-16 18:22:33 PDT |
| Legends Stripes | $9.78 | Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT |
| Rewind | $11.99 | Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT |
| Possible Total | $160.81 |
Transformers: Power of the Primes
| Punch/Counterpunch | $36.99 |
War for Cybertron: Siege
| Ironhide | $19.99 |
| Optimus Prime | $29.99 |
| Sideswipe | $21.99 |
| Mirage | $21.99 |
| Omega Supreme | $239.99 |
| Leader Class Optimus Prime | $54.99 |
| Soundwave | $29.99 |
| Refraktor (2019 Hasbro Pulse exclusive version) | $89.95[9] |
| Matrix Workshop M-16 Refraktor Upgrade Kit | $32.82 |
| Rumble and Ratbat | $17.00 |
| Possible Total | $558.70 |
Flame Toys Furai model kits
| Bumblebee | $42.99 |
| Optimus Prime | $49.75 |
| Shattered Glass Optimus Prime (Attack Mode) | $39.59 |
| Starscream | $37.99 |
| Possible Total | $170.32 |
My Little Pony
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
| Cutie Keen Bean | $10' |
| Exclusive Lolligiggle (Educait) | $20 |
| Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-) | $20 |
| Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (Camo-Flage, Mimmbo Boruto and Squall Metal Alchemest) | $60 ($20 each, three purchased) |
| Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (Ty Game) | $20 |
| Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony[10] | $50 |
| Sweetberry Diva Pose (BottomBeck) | $20 |
| Sweet Breeze Pose (Honeysumerah and Modest Manna) | $40 ($20 each, two purchased) |
| Seaspray Pose (Cheroki-Chan) | $20 |
| Beachberry Pose (Linnhadey and Federico) | $40 ($20 each, two purchased) |
| Possible Total | $300 |
Nintendo Amiibos
| Pit | $12.99 | Nov-04-16 11:06:28 PDT |
| Samus | $20.00 | Aug-16-15 |
| Possible Total | $32.99 |
Skylanders
| Skylanders Imaginators | ~$74 | Began playing on 2 November 2016 |
| Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong Amiibo | $21.95 | Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT |
| Dark Barrel Blaster Superchargers Donkey Kong Vehicle | $7.00 | Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT |
| Possible Total | $102.95 |
Pokemon
2016:
| Fighting Fury Belt | $3.48 | Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT |
| Pokemon card tins (2) | $40.00 | 9-12-16[11] |
| Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)[12] | $80.00 | Nov-18-16[13][14] |
| Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet | $30.00 | 30 December 2016[12] |
| Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection | $10.00 | 30 December 2016[12] |
| Possible Total | $173.48 |
Power Rangers
| Wild Force Predazord | $50 |
Ebay purchases
2017
| Toy | Cost | Franchise | Date |
| Rarity card sleeves | $6.59 | My Little Pony | Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:35:15 PST |
| DJ Pon3 card sleeves | $6.95 | My Little Pony | Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:39:06 PST |
| Splash Energy (2) | $3.38 | Pokemon | Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:31:05 PST |
| Glaceon | $6.72 | Pokemon | Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST |
| Glaceon | $6.69 | Pokemon | Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST |
| Green Arrow Limited Edition | $23 | Lego Dimensions | Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST |
| Brainstorm Walgreen Exclusive | $27.25 | Transformers | Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST |
| Titans Return Titan / Head Master Lione | $8.99 | Transformers | Mar-13-17 16:56:57 PDT |
| Soundwave | $9.98 | Transformers | Mar-24-17 16:40:12 PDT |
| 14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE (Not a toy, but serves as much purpose as a toy.) | $399.99 | Apr-07-17 18:12:50 PDT | |
| Possible Total | $469.85 |
Misc.
| Luan Loud plush | $14.99 | [1] (Confirmed by kiwifarms user Black Yoshi, who noticed it in the background in Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW) |
| Total | $14.99 |
Totals
| Category | Total Cost |
| Lego | $2100.97 |
| Sonic The Hedgehog | $574.49 |
| Transformers | $3025.10 |
| My Little Pony | $300 |
| Amiibo | $32.99 |
| Skylanders | $102.95 |
| Pokemon | 173.48 |
| Power Rangers | $50 |
| Ebay | $469.95 |
| Misc | $14.99 |
| Total | $6844.34 |
Chris currently has $8924.09 of debt judgements against him. Assuming Chris sells his toy collection, and gets the above total, he could pay off the vast majority of his debts.
See also
References
- ↑ BlueSpike Skype Logs 4
- ↑ Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)
- ↑ Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day
- ↑ Lecture by Ooitje Oxenaar
- ↑ Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-525#post-1353030
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/
- ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/depsyr/chris_spent_90_on_a_transformer_in_the_middle_of/
- ↑ (He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)
- ↑ Financhu Crisis#September
- ↑ 12.0 12.1 12.2 Z-Ring Fun Extra
- ↑ Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun
- ↑ November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking
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