CWC Fighter

What Chris is imagining

"CWC Fighter" is a video from 18 August 2009 in which Chris shows us his (lack of) martial arts technique. Chris also gives us a legendary comparison between himself and the Street Fighter character Chun-Li, which is pretty generous.

Video

“	Watch It, I have a little Chun-Li within me.	”
Official description

CWC Fighter
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Direct link	YouTube, archive
Stardate	18 August 2009
Subject Matter	Power Power
Performance Style	Crazy Crazy
Shirt	Red & White The Power Ranger
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“	I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me!	”
Chris, predicting his future

Transcript

[A camera is pointed at the back of Chris's blue stationwagon parked in the yard. A riding lawnmower is visible. Chris walks into the frame, dressed in a bright red T-shirt with an undersized denim vest and blue jeans. He also wears his Sonichu medallion. He stands, legs apart, hands clasped in front of him, eyes closed as if in prayer. He is possibly invoking some kind of ungodly power. He brings his hands to his sides, and with a crazed look he swings his right arm backwards. Aiming to either side of his body, he makes an upwards, poking motion with his left hand, then his right. His fingers are fully extended. He does the same thing, except straight ahead. He punches the air and twirls around, his back to the camera. He makes an awkward spinning kick and recovers ungracefully. He kicks at the air with his other leg, arms akimbo and head cocked to one side. He takes a step back and does two pitiful punching motions aimed at nowhere in particular. He attempts an uppercut and fails horribly at it, vaguely resembling a wounded animal. Chris punches some more air in random directions, but with much, much less force than when he started 20 seconds ago. Chris crouches down and does a very, very slow spinning kick where that looks particularly ineffectual. Chris returns to the camera, flashes a victory sign, and states:]

I've got a little Chun-Li, withiiiiin me!

Fan videos

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Stardate	20 August 2009
Made By	puppetchaos
Subject Matter	CWC Fighter
Video Type	(VGM) Remix
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CWC Ballet
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Stardate	21 August 2009
Made By	OhhhMyAxels
Subject Matter	CWC Fighter
Video Type	?????
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SUPER CWC FIGHTER 2 ALPHA: THE THIRD STRIKE
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Stardate	10 September 2009
Made By	PhallusKnifeFight
Subject Matter	CWC Fighter
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Chris-Chan can swim.
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Stardate	25 May 2010
Made By	TheMammothWasHere
Subject Matter	CWC Fighter
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CWC Fighter ALPHA 2
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Stardate	14 March 2010
Made By	DrButler
Subject Matter	Don't Mess With Me
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CCR: Chris Chan Revolution
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Stardate	5 October 2010
Made By	GoldPlatedDildo
Other Info	DDR Remix
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Nothing Keeps the Troll Hunter Down
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Stardate	27 November 2010
Made By	TheHunterOfTrolls
Other Info	Our new enemy?
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External links

• Wikipedia article on Chris Chan Lee

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Chris's videos

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