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[[Image:Molvania Map.png|thumb|right|Our country, our home - Molvanîa. Chris has spent hours looking at a world map trying to locate Molvanîa.]]
[[Image:Molvania Map.png|thumb|right|Our country, our home - Molvanîa. Chris has spent hours looking at a world map trying to locate Molvanîa.]]


The Republic of [[Molvanîa]] (aka "''The Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry''") is a fictional nation where [[Julie]] hails from, as well as where [[Arjen Van Dierten|Arjen Van Dierten's]] uncle Edward and cousins Cameron and Rebecca (RIP) used to work as American diplomats before the country imploded in January of 2009.  
The Republic of [[Molvanîa]] (aka "''The Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry''") is a fictional nation where [[Julie]] hails from, as well as where [[Arjen Van Dierten|Arjen Van Dierten's]] uncle Edward and cousins Cameron and Rebecca (RIP) used to work as American diplomats before the country imploded in January of 2009, in addition to being the homeland all [[trolls]] can call home.  


Showing his geography prowess, [[Chris]] believes it is somewhere near North [[Virginia]] and Germany.
Showing his geography prowess, [[Chris]] believes it is somewhere near North [[Virginia]] and Germany.

Revision as of 23:57, 16 December 2009

File:800px-Molvania.svg.png
National flag of Molvanîa
Our country, our home - Molvanîa. Chris has spent hours looking at a world map trying to locate Molvanîa.

The Republic of Molvanîa (aka "The Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry") is a fictional nation where Julie hails from, as well as where Arjen Van Dierten's uncle Edward and cousins Cameron and Rebecca (RIP) used to work as American diplomats before the country imploded in January of 2009, in addition to being the homeland all trolls can call home.

Showing his geography prowess, Chris believes it is somewhere near North Virginia and Germany.

Despite reading the Wikipedia article[citation needed] which clearly states it's a fictional country, and not being able to find it on a globe, Chris still insists Molvanîa is a TRUE and HONEST country. This is largely due to the fact that a troll sent a letter to Chris claiming that Molvanîa was a republic which attempted to break away from the real life country of Georgia, and that the book and wiki article were part of a smear campaign orchestrated by the Georgian government.[citation needed]

Molvanîan expressions

  • Ich bin schwul (pronounced: Eech bean shwool. Chris pronounces it: Eech bean shwuell) - "I love you" (which, coincidentally, happens to be German for "I am gay")

National anthem

Sung to the tune of "What A Feeling" from Flashdance. This may come in handy for Chris when he visits Julie's homeland and should be learned by all TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan fans.

PRIJATI I-VSE PROST! ZVET BRAGK LE SOSED NE
KJO RJOPAK TAVO GARBUS JKET SZOR
TEGUL DIRBA LIETVEJ TEGUL ZVUT STKER
OMOV DSKVI A TO JRE TA INACH MYSL

PREJ LUK VDES PO JKADS KREMT TSE-TOI
BJOR ESHTE QE DJESHMOR RTEH
EJUM JE TA AVOR KRE ZSOVORTKIS
EJUM UND DAS SJORGEM FLAI

VERBOT! SKUIG VAS-KLEM SVETHUM
STUMZ STUM PLAIS-EIN STUMZ!
SEMIA TZASUMUS VO DIRBA PO
OZIVLA KI VTOPIO BO-LE SKBRI

We stand now vigorous and prosperous
Forever united by our peoples
Brothers within frontiers are we
Supping upon the bounty of our home

Strife shall be banished and freedom reign
Our women fertile as our seeping plains
Let not the heroic past be forgotten
But the glorious future stand

Harmony and peace shall reign
All invaders will be crushed
Crushed we sing now, crushed.
We shall drive the gypsy curse from our land

See also

External links

The places of Chris's life

Chris's homes: 14 Branchland Court (Chris's room | Chris's kitchen | Work Room | Yard | 2014 house fire) | Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments | Surreywood Subdivision | Newberry Towne Subdivision | Rental House | Central Virginia Regional Jail | Western State Hospital | Big Island house

Chris's education: Greene County Primary School | James Madison University | Providence Middle School | Nathanael Greene Elementary School | Manchester High School | Piedmont Virginia Community College (not to be confused with Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens)

Chris's churches: Grace Baptist Church | Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church

Chris's jobs: Cutco Cutlery | Wendy's | Books-a-million | Toys “R” Us | Sonichu Entertainment of America

Other attraction locations: University of Virginia | Charlottesville Fashion Square (Abercrombie & Fitch | Chick-fil-A | Pac Sun | Starbucks) | Wal-Mart (McDonald's) | Target | The GAMe PLACe | Impulse Gay Social-Club | Fridays After Five

Conventions: Animate! Raleigh | Anime Mid-Atlantic | BronyCon (2017 • 2018 • 2019) | MAGfest | OmegaCon | TooManyGames

Other places Chris has visited: Anytime Fitness | Best Buy | Burger King | Country Cookin | "Create-a-Crear Workshop" | Cville Pride | The End Games | GameStop | Golden Corral | McIntire Park | Region Ten | Snooky's Pawn Shop | Taco Bell


Cities of the World: Albemarle County (Advance Mills) | Bedford County (Big Island) | Charlottesville | Chesterfield County (Midlothian) | Greene County (Barboursville | Ruckersville | Stanardsville) | Harrisonburg | Lynchburg | Richmond

Countries of the World: Australia | Australatina | China | England | Germany | Ireland | Italy | Iraq | Japan | Mexico | Molvanîa | Niger | Russia | United States (California | District of Columbia | Maryland | Ohio | Pennsylvania | Virginia | Washington)

Extra-terrestrial locations: Dimensions | The Moon | The Sun


Map of Chris's World